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DF General Discussion / Re: Unusually Competent Elven Warriors
« on: January 21, 2012, 11:46:04 pm »
The elves may be losing each of those wars, but the dwarves are clearly getting their asses kicked. I can't remember the last time I've seen such lopsided casualty figures  :o

Did you happen to mod these elves to use cotton candy or something?

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Play With Your Buddies / Let's Play Space Hulk! -Mission 0 Start-
« on: January 21, 2012, 05:38:38 pm »
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Query: Space Hulk




Space Hulk? Dudes in power armor? What is this?
This, boys and girls, is what would happen if those punks from the Alien franchise were 9 feet tall and were walking around in a small tank. Space Hulk is a turn-based tactics board game set in the Warhammer 40,000 universe. It features the definitive Space Marines as they seek to cleanse a massive hulk (a bunch of derelict ships mashed together) of countless genestealers. The action is tense, the combat bloody, and victory is all too often just out of reach. In short, it's a perfect game to complement the X-COM craze sweeping the gaming world.

Nifty. How does this work?
Not gonna lie: Space Hulk is complicated even when you have the 23-page rulebook in front of you. I will be summarizing as best I can, and will be leaving out rules that don't apply to current missions (rules for picking up items, for instance). Still, it will be a lot to read and some prior experience with the game is encouraged.

The current plan is for each forum member to take control of a single Marine per mission, while I handle the genestealers. Cooperation among Marine players is critical, and there will be a strict 24-hour time limit for players to decide on their orders. Do not volunteer if you can only get on once a week or so, because an orderless Marine will not get to do anything, and will probably be dead.

Alright, I'm in! What now?
First, make sure you familiarize yourself with the rules in the next post. I'm gonna be summarizing them as much as possible, but sadly there's no real tl;dr option. Second, post in the thread with the following form:
Code: [Select]
[b]Your name[/b]:
[b]Marine Preference[/b]:
[b]Your Marine's Name[/b]:
[b]Bio (optional)[/b]:

Finally, welcome to the Blood Angels! Hope you like cleaning genestealer bits out of your armor!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 21, 2012, 05:30:20 pm »
The pills are guarded by a TAAAAAAAANK!

I wish for shock tarts.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 21, 2012, 04:22:19 pm »
The box is solid adamantium. You cannot open it, but you can smell the pizza, just out of reach. Forever.Damn you Phantom, you stole my idea :P

You start singing, but the lights come on and you get stage fright. You never sing again, and no one joins in.

I wish some of the knick-knacks in my room were actually valuable.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 21, 2012, 04:05:04 pm »
The only pictures you can find have been struck by Rule 34.

I wish for world peace.

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General Discussion / Re: American Election Megathread
« on: January 21, 2012, 02:40:41 am »
I keep thinking 'Newt Gingrich' sounds like a name for a villain from Harry Potter. This impression is helped by how close it is to the truth.
You are not alone in that thought. Sadly, a quick Google search found nothing on Newt's views on Harry Potter.

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That carp thing looks terrifying.  :o

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Fine by me, I'm sick of this stuff anyway  :P

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To clarify, people are still gonna be insisting that the sky will fall and the Internet will be shut down "any day now". Nothing will change, people will still be blacking out parts of their accounts (as if that's actually what would happen if we were suddenly a police state) in protest of something that's not even on the table anymore, and sites dedicated to piracy will still be acting like they're the unfortunate victims.

Oh, some will calm down and get on with life, but I predict that this will become a conspiracy theory on par with the 9/11 "truthers" or the Rapturites, with fanatics insisting that THIS TIME there will be absolute censorship.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: January 20, 2012, 02:39:23 pm »
On the bright side, they've apparently been put on hold indefinitely.
What, like that's gonna stop the whaargarble over them?
Nailed it  8)

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: January 20, 2012, 02:37:21 pm »
On the bright side, they've apparently been put on hold indefinitely.
What, like that's gonna stop the whaargarble over them?

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Other Games / Re: XCOM: Enemy Unknown (New by Firaxis)
« on: January 20, 2012, 02:08:29 pm »
Why read when knee-jerk reactions are so much faster?

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Other Games / Re: ** OVER ** [Giveaway] Wanderlust: Rebirth
« on: January 20, 2012, 02:06:42 pm »
Thanks for running yet another giveaway, hemmingjay! Some day I'll win one and stop stalking pestering you  ;D

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: January 20, 2012, 02:05:21 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpP5lh6Pl6c&feature=related


Why japan? WHY!!?!?
Looks like the Japanese version of the Village People to me <.<

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