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General Discussion / Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« on: January 10, 2012, 02:37:46 am »
I'm starting to lose track of the number of times that dude has been posted 
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: PUN COMBO
« on: January 10, 2012, 01:20:09 am »
Suitable? A tire is hardly fine evening wear.
(Not so good at puns D: )
(Not so good at puns D: )
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 09, 2012, 08:36:16 pm »
Granted! A mistake of Lockhart proportions removes your spine.
I wish I had a genuine Stetson hat.
I wish I had a genuine Stetson hat.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Yet another how nature imitates Dwarf Fortress topic
« on: January 09, 2012, 08:33:39 pm »Good lord, it's like a war dog horde D:Did you see the other video? Of what happens when those scouts report back? I'm on the bee's side in this conflict, and I hate bees.
they just swarm it until it dies.
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General Discussion / Re: So, got any good zombie flicks?
« on: January 09, 2012, 08:19:50 pm »The original Night of The Living Dead. It's the granddaddy of the modern zombie apocalypse film, and due to a producer snafu, copyright on it is expired. You can find it on Google Video or a number of other sites free to download.Oh yeah. How'd I forget that this was the original?
KG
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Roll To Dodge / Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« on: January 09, 2012, 08:18:32 pm »
Oh Random Number God, why dost thou forsake me? D:
Did my armor protect me at all, or did I lose 45 HP?
Continue cursing the salamander. Stab it with whatever weapon is in my other hand.
Did my armor protect me at all, or did I lose 45 HP?
Continue cursing the salamander. Stab it with whatever weapon is in my other hand.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Yet another how nature imitates Dwarf Fortress topic
« on: January 09, 2012, 08:16:11 pm »
Spamming MAGMAAAAAAAAA if I remember correctly.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Yet another how nature imitates Dwarf Fortress topic
« on: January 09, 2012, 08:07:41 pm »Got banned.We need a mod for this, flying dwarf-bees, constantly under attack by the elf-hornets.More appropriate: HEAT, the bees kill the waspes with HEATYou see were I'm going.
Let's see them make fun of our height when we sting their eyes out.
I'll let you do the honors Nec-
Oh wait...
Did something happen to Necro?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 09, 2012, 08:07:18 pm »
You get tackled by a Ratatta and faint.
I wish this guy knew what photographic memory was.
I wish this guy knew what photographic memory was.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 09, 2012, 08:04:00 pm »
Granted. By now, the final touches on his Destroy the World plan have been completed, and the world lives on borrowed time.
I wish I had photographic memory.
I wish I had photographic memory.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 09, 2012, 07:36:27 pm »
(forgot the wish last time, sorry 
)
Granted. They grow one inch in response to a race of one-eyed midgets.
I wish for paint.
)Granted. They grow one inch in response to a race of one-eyed midgets.
I wish for paint.
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Other Games / Re: Mabinogi - A free korean MMO that isn't a huge pile of junk
« on: January 09, 2012, 07:30:14 pm »
So how do destinies work? If I pick one, will I be locked into that destiny for every rebirth? Or do I pick one each time?
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Yet another how nature imitates Dwarf Fortress topic
« on: January 09, 2012, 06:21:34 pm »
From garden-variety troll to Internet Tough Guy in two posts? Almost amusing.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Yet another how nature imitates Dwarf Fortress topic
« on: January 09, 2012, 06:14:29 pm »Do their bones make valuable crafts? I'm afraid I don't have the material_variables in front of me.Methinks UristMcHuman is just your garden-variety troll.Don't knock graden variety trolls.They're good eats! And the fur is oh so warm.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Yet another how nature imitates Dwarf Fortress topic
« on: January 09, 2012, 06:06:41 pm »It's called SARCASM. Jeez.are you sure dwarf fortress isn't imitating nature?Listen. DFINRL: Dwarf Fortress Is Not Real Life. Pay attention to other things than this, like paying your bills, buying food, feeding your family, etc. Even I know this, and I'm not even out of middle school, either. You just got owned by a 7th grader.
nah, DF came before nature. god simply stole all of the ideas for animals then stuck them in the real life earth. he removed all of the giant animals because he wanted us to survive and dragons went extinct 1573 years ago.
I just hope we don't dig too deep.
DF doesn't even have all the stuff we do in real life--like balsa wood, saltwater sturgeons, etc--so how could God steal stuff from something that definitely wouldn't have existed without The Creation of us Humans???