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Granted. The sheer number drives you insane and you jump off the nearest cliff to get it out of your mind.


I wish for the perfect pet horse.

Granted. You can't afford to feed it, and so sell it to the glue factory.

I wish for an un-corrupt-able wish.

You get MLP, Season 1. What you don't realize is that it's actually My Little Porno, and you decide to watch with your friends, family, and any small children you know. You are forever branded a sex offender.Damn you, LW >:|

YOUR WONDER SOCKS ARE STOLEN!

I wish I could come up with decent sci-fi characters.

We had square dancing in my elementary school in Omaha. No idea why, maybe they thought we were all gonna move to Ogallala and be farm hands.

Has anyone actually ever been to a legit square dance? I went to a bar that had line dancing once, but that was to modern country music.

I had Jazzercise at my elementary school. That was kinda odd, especially once we moved and it seemed like there was no such program in the new town.

Granted. The artificial intelligence kills us all.

I wish I could make a dwarf adventurer that DIDN'T DIE TO THE FIRST RANDOM ENCOUNTER, WHAT THE HELL

Quote from: Criptfeind on January 03, 2012, 03:48:20 pm

What the fuck is wrong with you guys that you would watch these shows long enough to know anything about them?

Because they are better than dancing with the stars and the Kardashians.

My reaction to all of these things is to turn off the TV. Seriously.

That's my guess. Democratic candidates aren't going to spend an excessive amount of money in an largely Democratic area, because they're simply preaching to the choir. Same reason the Republican nominee (whoever it turns out to be) probably won't spend much time in super-conservative areas. It's the swing districts that will receive the most attention.

Ford the river! This is one of the easiest rivers in the game, right? If we can't ford this, we're DOOMED.