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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem on Forums: Scum of the Empire (IC thread!)
« on: April 22, 2017, 10:22:28 pm »
: "Of course not. We're hardly in public right now though."
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: "Of course not. We're hardly in public right now though."
: "Actually Sir William, you just put your finger on one of the reasons for your offered pardon. While it's true that my dearest does need the troops he already has under his command, the fact that so many of you have...unusual skills and mindsets may make the difference between success or failure in our mission. Ordinary soldiers may have listened to the good Captain's initial orders and left Briarpatch on its own. On the one hand this would leave their equipment in better shape. On the other hand, that would have meant that they wouldn't have the extra gear we do now...and they would have a bandit group active somewhere to their rear. Who knows what sort of difference that might make in the long run?"
: "That is a fair question. As I mentioned, we paid the bankers quite well for their services and on the whole, Dwarves are quite good at keeping their business deals straight. This is especially true when bloodlines are involved; whoever currently runs the bank will be a direct descendant of the manager who made the original deal with my ancestor, and according to tradition he will treat me accordingly. We were told that only one copy of the key remains in existence, and we believed it. That said, you are correct in that some dwarves are far from happy with humanity and would seek to reclaim what was once theirs. I'm afraid that we will simply have to hope for the best."
: "Like I said, Gawen, the General is currently trying to build up his forces enough to simply have a chance at taking Castle Eastland back. Trust me, I wish he had assigned a squad of trained, loyal soldiers to this task myself. Unfortunately he needs every man he can get for the battles he faces."
: "Well, one of my ancestors was involved in the capture of the first Mountainhome to fall. He found the mask in the King's vault and took it as a spoil of victory. As the peace agreements stipulated only the return of the Mountainhome itself and not any property taken from it, he kept it.
: "Your only job is to get the Mask of Kings back to the General. We'll handle the reconquest of Castle Eastland. The General was quite clear on that."
: "I believe I can. I suppose you are familiar with pre-Empire history? The war between humans and the Dwarves and the circumstances in which that war ended?"
"Aren't we just getting some kinda thing? What's the big deal all of a sudden?"
: "Crudely put, but that is the basic gist of it. We seek in artifact that has been in my family for generations, one of great power. It is known as the Mask of Kings. According to legend, whoever wears it can inspire the men he leads to unparalleled acts of valor, fighting and winning against even the most impossible odds."
: "You all wouldn't be aware of this, having been in prison, but at this very moment General Eastland is building up his forces to march to the aid of his brother, the new Duke of Eastland. The Duke is trying to retake his late father's castle from the Wastelanders who have taken it for themselves, and the General believes that the Mask could be key to winning the battle.
: "Water is scarce in the pass, at least during the summer months, and there are usually bandit groups hiding out hoping to jump an isolated wagon or two. Take the rest of the day to fill up your canteens and rest. We'll want to spend as few nights in the pass as we possibly can."
: "Also, I believe it is about time that you all were informed of the purpose of this mission. We're getting close, after all, and you will need to have some idea of what we will be doing as we proceed."
: "Enough! Elder, I apologize on behalf of Duke Eastland for the state of your village and I thank you for your generosity. It's more than any of these ruffians deserves. However, we will be on our way at once."
: "You've had plenty of rest in your prison cell, dancer. A horse might not be magical, but we've still got a few good hours of daylight riding left and that will get us closer to our destination. Not lounging about. Your days as a nobleman's plaything are over."
: "In any case, you don't actually need details about what we're doing. Especially not here, with curious ears around." One of those pairs of ears was even now returning, arms full of parcels.
: "We already have food and camping gear, but we would be happy for whatever you can spare."
: "Did you forget that we're in a hurry, shaman? More than that, did you forget that you're marked for death? There were some strong arguments for killing the bandits, but staying put for the night is just asking for trouble."
: "I'm sorry we didn't get here earlier. Unfortunately, we can't stay to help clean up. We still have a long way to go."Autohit, autoded!
That reminds me, I want a Napoleon Bonaparte body pillow. You know the painting I'm talking about; It's exactly the right dimensions.Is this you, Descan?