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Quote from: Yoink on February 28, 2017, 08:02:35 am

Quote from: scriver on February 27, 2017, 07:07:18 am

Sand witches is the worst kind of witches.

They're pretty damn sexy in a horrifying kinda way, though.   

How are witches running around in bathing suits horrifying?

Depends on the witch and the bathing suit in question, I guess.

First off, ground turkey is leaner than beef. Not as much fat. It'll dry out easier than an equivalent amount of ground beef so you'll need to use more oil or sauce or what-have-you.

Secondly, it works best in recipes that involve plenty of seasoning and spice. If you're just trying to make a turkey burger taste exactly like a beef burger, you should probably just give up. It won't happen. But for things like chili or taco meat it becomes indistinguishable from beef.

(tips from mother)

I should note that turkey burgers can be tasty and juicy. It'll just have a different flavor than beef.

Not sure if anyone's linked it before, but my brother showed me a d10000 wild surge chart, which includes such amazing things as "You appear behind the nearest king with a knife in your hand" and "You can only bark in the presence of royalty"

The wording of that bugs me. Does that mean that the caster is incapable of barking for whatever reason until they are in the presence of royalty? Or does it mean that the caster can do nothing except bark in the presence of royalty? Probable first answer: "yes" or "both".

: "Never fear, Ava dear. I am certain you will dodge the next one."

Gilbert rides to (9,4) and heals Ava before cantoing back to (10,5)!

Nah, I've got plenty of other garlicky things to turn to if that becomes an issue. This stuff was made almost-locally (only about a hundred and twenty miles away; I bought it local and brought it home) and it's too nice to waste on anything other than tastebuds and stomachs.

Fought my way through an absolutely massive prison/military base, solo, without dying once. I didn't really keep track of how many gun-toting, shield-bearing, knife-wielding foes I dispatched, but they came in clusters of anywhere from 3 to 6 at a time. 80 kills would be a conservative estimate.

My entire inventory was full long before I finished clearing the place. Wound up dumping things I figured were either easily replaced or just not that valuable and still I ran out of room. I constantly ate in order to clear space and still I found more things.

Even if he did have a healing staff, he would need to have it equipped rather than trying to paralyze our dudes.

I'm not sure the newest games have been adequately emulated yet anyway. The older games would certainly be easier to get running.
^{_{not that I would ever condone a thing like that, of course not}}