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: "Is this sort of...boisterous interaction common among city guard units...? Half of you are threatening to kill each other while the rest are acting quite differently."
: "Do not discount the power of music, Ser Wenlock. I am certain that Ser Hummel will do just fine."
Relieved that most people seemed to be focusing more on the briefing, Violet listened carefully."Is it really a big deal if the Bulls are trying to expand their territory again? They've done it before, and they always get beaten back down. They're just too dumb to learn their lesson."
: "But surely they'll be causing all sorts of trouble while they're trying to expand, correct? We can't let any innocent people that get caught up in the mess, and that means putting a stop to it quickly."
"Her, blind? Didn't she say she was a swordswoman?"
: "I *am* standing right here, you know. I can speak for myself. I assure you, my skills with a sword are in no way diminished by my lack of sight."Angstrom noticed something strange in one of the recruits.: What the- You're blind, aren't you, Miss Wilson? You haven't even glanced at the portrait I put up.
: "How did you even...?!": "I mean, what does it matter? I was blind when I applied and blind when I tested, yet I was accepted anyway."
: "I know that the gangs are...very bad?" Violet offered.
: "It does not seem like such a far-fetched possibility to me."
: "My name is Violet. It is a pleasure to meet all of you. I am a swordswoman by training...however, I do not have much experience."Reading the Harry Potter books for the first time.
Ron to a classmate: Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?
Hee hee.Spoiler: I'll ruin it for you (click to show/hide)Spoiler: actual spoiler reply to that actual spoiler (click to show/hide)
