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Happysad song? Heartwarming song. It's the credits to Nuclear Throne.

Good lord, I thought mine were bad.

They're still bad, but that's more due to lack of talent than improper use of paint

They do face similarities in discrimination. Some folk seem to think they're perverted bastards, which is why the likes of Ted Cruz is all "WE CAN'T LET THE TRANNIES USE THE BATHROOM FOR THE GENDER THEY IDENTIFY WITH BECAUSE THEY'LL RAPE OUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN"

True, but that doesn't make them the same thing. Might as well say that Chinese people and Irish people are the same thing because they were both discriminated against.

"th-the gays... and the transes... the-they are... they are... THEY ARE NOT THE SAMETHINGAAAAAAAH"

They AREN'T?!

"Poison or no, does no one here know first aid? I have been bitten badly."

(9,9)

Ahh, finally managed to fully conquer a rival nation. It's the same crusading slugs as before; once I crushed their main fleet in a series of nasty ambushes all they had left that could face my ships were a few scattered corvettes and their last two space ports. I smashed all of them, and was bombarding their home world in order to drop troops when they unconditionally surrendered.

After the first war with them, I was busy dealing with dissenting factions for more than ten years, with all of the sabotage and non-violent resistance that implies. This time, the slugs seem to be behaving thus far. There's only one dissident faction, consisting of a single pop on a single planet, that seeks independence for said planet. Maybe they figure that there's no real going back, that life in the Chozo Star Union is how it will be from now on.

Does it strike anyone else as wrong that a fleet suffering from warp cooldown can immediately become fully functional if they get into a battle? I tried to ambush some warping slugs using my hyperdrive fleet, hoping to massacre the lot of them while they were helpless. Sadly, they instantly shifted to combat mode and managed to (temporarily) escape annihilation using emergency FTL.

"Closer than you are aware! Saw me life flash for a moment!"