May 9, 2024: The May '24 Report is up.
News: April 23, 2024: Dwarf Fortress 50.13 has been released.
News: February 4, 2021: Dwarf Fortress Talk #28 has been posted.
News: November 21, 2018: A new Threetoe story has been posted.
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I might enjoy it more if there was even a modicum of player interaction, beyond character creation. Even spells do absolutely nothing. It's quite possibly the most boring idle game in existence, which is an achievement in and of itself.Yes, yes it is. Silly me, I forgot the font! :vProgress Quest, the best MMO ever.I assume this is sarcasm.
I find it kind of amusing to keep it open in another tab and flip back to it every now and then, though. I somehow have a sense of achievement over the computer giving itself a pie plate and -4 cracked ring mail.
And the year just started, too.Glenn Frey of the Eagles died today2016 isn't a good year for musicians, I guess.
Progress Quest, the best MMO ever.I assume this is sarcasm.
But how can Poland back in time if Poland cannot into space?Also, fun fact, there is a quite popular Polish book where Poles basically built a nuke in secret and ACCIDENTALLY (because that is what we would totally do) exploded it which caused a nuclear war and later on we had to mop it up by going back in time.That sounds amazing
Not only that, but I have this strange music in my head now...Dammit, I can't read that font with a straight face anymore.
* I BET YOU HAVE WEIRDEST NOISE IN YOUR HEAD "NARRATING" THIS
7a.) The party wizard can, should they have the right History knowledge, convince the orc bandit that pro wrestling is actually fake. The orc concedes he knew, and just really wanted to try out his pro wrestling moves.7b ) The Orc merely pretends to concede; in actuality his wrestling gear is enchanted so that he can effortlessly pull off the acrobatics required to perform pro-wrestling moves while inflicting real injuries on his foes.
7aa.) Should the party pro wrestle him after the knowledge check, he kicks their ass into the goddamn ground and then gives them a sick greatsword after.
