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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« on: October 16, 2011, 03:31:37 am »
Oh... Carry on then. It's times like these i realize I'm horrible horrible person. But then i eat some cake or cat tallow biscuits and everything's better.

(I could probably make a comment about her "knowledge" of what kind of "contact" she can use and How "willingly" She'd give her "talents" to us but it'd be a stretch to make it perverted enough. Also Instant innuendo - just add "Quotation Marks")

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« on: October 16, 2011, 03:22:47 am »
...Wasn't trying to imply...that. Should I go off and say what I mean to get out of her?

What Do you want to get out of her?
...
Oh god you want to get her pregnant too!? And then Eat the baby!? You sick bastard!  >:(

/jk  ;D
(annnnd I'm gonna shut up for a while 'cos this could desend into banhammer territory.)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« on: October 16, 2011, 02:06:13 am »
Didn't plan to :). We're going to rescue her and extract EVERY advantage we can get out of her! Then quietly dispose of her...If needed, of course.

Ahh Mice, My good chum, that sounded sorta off... Sorta Really off. Like "Let's grab her and take advantage of her in EVERY way and then dump her horribly "abused" corpse in a ditch."
...
Or am i the only one who sees it like that?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« on: October 16, 2011, 12:04:16 am »
"No one of importance...Who are you? And why are you in here?"
And for gods sake don't flirt with her or ever attempt any kind of romance. That all ways goes horribly wrong in these things.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: King of the Hill
« on: October 15, 2011, 05:15:27 pm »
I drop a *steel anvil* on you. then climb the hill. My Hill!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« on: October 15, 2011, 04:32:38 am »
peer through grate/bars in door

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« on: October 15, 2011, 01:25:07 am »
Draw explosive runes on the door. run away.

Doesn't have any runes left

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« on: October 14, 2011, 09:48:35 pm »
Check out the door

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« on: October 14, 2011, 03:12:20 am »
We have a consensus. BURN THE WORLD!

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Well it was accidental. And if you didn't want prior players accidentaly screwing shit up you shouldn't be playing a succession fort.
 :-\

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« on: October 13, 2011, 06:00:16 pm »
Just fireball at whatever is ahead.
That should provide a little light as well.

Yes fireball. FireBall EVERYTHING! LEt the world burn In the flames of your Magic hate!

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Ooops? I knew the pumpstack was a bad idea.Well miners are pretty easy to train. just turn of all other labours and have them dig out a couple of z-levels. Sorry 'bout killing all our miners.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« on: October 13, 2011, 02:46:30 pm »
Cast timestop on ALL of those boulders then run over the bridge

this

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12th Slate, 14

Bodies of Likot Kuletteling and Risen Isankel were found today.  Died of thirst.  They carried orders, unsigned, to dig in such a way as to get trapped, inevitably killing them.  Obviously, one of the former overseers is a traitor.  Which one, though?


(Note: Don't do this.)

14th Slate, 14

Two more bodies, one on top of the other.  Shorast Okunbim and Thob Cogtad.  Same orders.

16th Slate, 14

And another body.  Unib Bisekzefon, a tunnelsmith.  More of the damn orders.


Yeah those dead guys are my fault. You/I probably should have checked the pumpstack. Also how did you like my engraving? You may need more tunnelsmiths after the casulties my incompetence caused.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« on: October 12, 2011, 03:39:32 pm »
listen to the voices unless we are the voices. Also i vote for anime syle tim because it looks better.
Enchant Plank of wood using a random spell from your book and all your built up magic energies.

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