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A couple more people, and at 10 days per turn we'll have 370 days before this is finished. That more then a full year. But ifigure at least a few people will drop out or something. Is there any rule about posting once you start, So we know you're doing it?

When I was just into year 8, around 12 years old, I lived in a rural town, And on the way home there was a large horse paddock, surounded by an electric fence. One day I walked Home with some "friends" who dared me to ride the horse. after a great deal of coaxing/teasing I gave in and climbed over the fence. Fun fact. Horses do NOT like strangers. It flipped out, and started screaming, and rearing. Deciding That I wanted none of that I ran to the fence, (my "Friends had Pissbolted outa there earlier.) And tried to Vault over it. That didnt go so well. I got shocked fell onto the fence and got shocked again. At the time I was convinced the horse was going to kill me, Which may sound silly but seriously Hourses are huge and this one looked really pissed. Since the horse wasn't actually chasing me or anything I managed to climb over the fence and stumble back to my house.

And as a case of general stupidity on the part of everyone in my family, As a kid my divorced father took me and my three siblings up to the largest steepest hill in the area and gave us cardboard boxes. We would then flatten the cardboard And slide down the entire hill, My dad would drive down to the bottom in his car an take us back to the top. The hill was about 500-600 metres (it looked like a straight kilometer or two when I was a kid) Started Covered in grass and went a cut down shrub land before ending in dirt and rock. It's a wonder Nobody got hurt. Thinking on it now I wonder if my dad had any kind of insurance policy.

We also used to have "fruit wars" in my high school where all the boys from year 7-8 and all the boys from 9-10 would throw The fruit from their lunches, It was pretty brutal. Apples oranges and unripe lime hurt the most. I think a few kids had to go to hospitol. I know at least one Kid broke his nose from a well aimed apple. It hit  the high point for me when two kids brought in Potato cannons.  The teachers found out and had those two suspended. THen they called a special assembly to yell at us, but we all just found it funny.

Dro-Shavir Throws a knife at thenearest soldier. The Knife strikes the soldier in the head tearing apart the flesh, shattering the skull and tearing apart the brain!
The soldier Has been struck down. He then rushes the soldierkilling Calis, Forsaking His Trusty bow in a Fit of utter madness. The soldier who killed calis quickly picks up the fallen elves Steel sword, And parrys Dro-shavirs Attack. The badly wounded Dro-Shavir Is now fighting a Hungover soldier. Surely this shall be a fight for the saga's.

Ssrkmp Shoots down the two soldiers who are approaching him.

Lilum makes it to the other AoM's and starts firing into the crowd of soldiers. He manages to catch one of them in the stomach, the Poniard pointed arrow punching through the breatsplate.

Elena Strikes a Threatening Pose And Screams at the top of her lungs. The soldiers are too disciplined to be distracted from getting into a Defensive formation.

The soldiers Group together And flip two tables onto their side making an impromptu Barricade, Forcing the AoM's to attack them from either the east or the west.

DOthki's spell fizzles.
Mavens spell does not. His Large explosive fireball slams into the Overturned table ripping it to pieces and scorching the soldiers but doing little harm.

Mazrul Charges to the aid of his comrade, His stumpy legs carrying him swiftly.

Calis continues to bleed to death. If he Doesn't get aid Immiediately He will Die. It may already be too late.

Korgath Ignores The other dwarf as he prepares to Take the fight to the large group Hiding behind their Broken Barricades.

The Sound Of a Large explosion Wakes Him Up. Recognising The sounds of Battle, Slightly muffeled By the doors to his room, He calmly gets dressed and begins to Put on his greaves.

And heres the map I totally forgot to put up.

Alright Drvoltron ain't Taking this turn so I guess it's cellmonk's turn. THen the roster repeats I guess?

That was an awful pun, so the spell fizzles out.

You just don't want us to get ripped apart by a tiger and a dragon in the first turn.

*point at rug and say: "Rug-BE"

Magpies.

If you don't find those birds threatening you live on the wrong continent.

Amxu: Fashion dead bear pelt into a crude (and bloody) sock. Give sock to Urist as a courting gesture. You're pretty sure that's how dwarves court, right?

Heh this.