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And finally an uneventful summer has come to a close.

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22nd of Galena.
I don't know how but some magma got into some of the halls. I suspect someone opened a door for a short while but I asked those very doors be locked as soon as I came into power.



It is a mystery.

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17th of Galena. SOme humens have arrived. may they bring much iron. I'll have the broker sent to the Market Immediately.

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6th of hematite.
We managed to Drive off the murderous goblins with no losses on our part.
I have begun work on expanding the purification resovoir to hold enough water to properly flood the well and aquaduct.
Anothe project I will work on is the building of windmills. I don't know how much wind we get but hopefully it'll be enough to power a series of pumps.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Omens: A Seer's Life.
« on: December 14, 2011, 08:49:13 pm »
Wait how did that guy knock down the wall.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Flesh golem
« on: December 14, 2011, 04:13:53 pm »
Aww, I guess there is not enough time to have them put back together and raised as undead. It would have been funny to see his confusion.

Yeah but have the wrong heads on the wrong bodies.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Flesh golem
« on: December 14, 2011, 03:57:53 pm »
After cleaning the blood off yourself you go down to the tailors and pick up your dress. You Love it. Too bad you have nowhere to where it. Ah well maybe later. For now You're going to go dancing at the elks antlers.
YOu spend a few hours dancing. Noone will go near you but you still have a lot of fun.

It is near morning and dothki looks like he is going to wake up soon. You can't wait to see the look on his face.


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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Flesh golem
« on: December 14, 2011, 03:38:28 pm »
Now we're just being needlessly cruel. Dothki is not a threat to us, we still need him, this only seems likely to make him fear for his life and attempt to destroy us.

We are being incredibly foolish, and need to calm the heck down!

In fact, a psycho personality isn't going to be good to have around if we're going out socializing tonight and it wants to kill everything. Raise one of the dog heads as undead, using that personality, and stick it in the closet.

Also, if Dothki opens the closet, HILARITY.

THat sounds like something the strategist might say. And as the only completely sane soul in the golem he's a little busy stopping them from killing Dothki.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Flesh golem
« on: December 14, 2011, 03:23:38 pm »
For the emotional impact. bam.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Flesh golem
« on: December 14, 2011, 03:08:06 pm »
Suddenly You feel incredibly guilty for killing those wondeful fluffy innocent animals. You don't know How you could even go through with killing masters beloved dogs. You feel abosolutely terrible.
WIth another shift of souls You find the slaughter rather funny. Then you get aa good Idea. Cutting off all the dogs head you swallow them, go up to Dothki's room and place the dog heads around dothki, so they all stare at him. The first thing the fucker will see upon waking up will be the heads of his shitty dogs giving him one last stare. That'll teach him.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Flesh golem
« on: December 14, 2011, 02:47:23 pm »
"alright what to do first? Hmm Dancing. If I want to go dancing i'll need new clot-I'm going to buy a DRESS!- Ugh no. NO. Yes FINE we'll get a dress, Just shut up."
You mutter clutching your head in a powerful grip as a particularly annoying voice bounces around the inside of your head. Shit. Right first things first. Get a dress, kill the idiots dogs, GO dancing. right I got this. I am in Control.You rip off your lower arms and leav them in Dothki's Gold chest for safe keeping. You then instantly heal yourself so you look perfectly normal. Dothki can reattach them later.
You leave the inn, more or less in control of yourself. Going to the nearest tailor you order an evening gown, the fitting for which will take a couple hours.
 You pay extra to make sure it's ready and buy some normal premade womens clothes, because armour sticks out like a sore thumb painted green.
 Returning to the inn, you herd the dogs who have been lying around outside, behind the inns and using you sword and dagger slaughter them all. Because they have been getting on your nerves since you woke up.


where are we going tonight? you said socialize but didn't say where. The inn you're staying at may be a good choice but most of the regular patrons saw you eat a guy and are going to a little suspicious of you.


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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Flesh golem
« on: December 14, 2011, 02:25:37 pm »
Slightly insane, domineering, and rather obsessive of whatever is of interest at the current moment, also perpetually hyper and prone to random creepy giggling.

I'm cutting out half of that 'cos I've tried to write characters like that and they are a total bitch to write. And the first half mathc es up with the soul that's mostly in control right now. FYI It's the soul of a female thief/self-employed spy.
 SHe made a living selling stolen goods and stolen information. She predictably died by torture, By someone she screwed over.

 the other souls are : a gentle naive girl who died a horrific death, she acts as the emotional balance.

The scholar and stratiegist, hes acts as the logical, and calculating side of things,
 
and a complete pscyhopaths who is in charge of the murderous violence.

 At some point in the future these souls will sort of meld together, and what I was asking before is how exactly do you want that amalgamation to come out?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Flesh golem
« on: December 14, 2011, 02:03:53 pm »
That one monk is probably traumatised. Oh and in order to keep captives alive you swallow air and burp alot in case you were wondering. SO they can breath.

You lead Dothki to the Elk antler Inn and make Dothki rent a room for a week. Then once you are both inside, Dothki turns to you and says "I Don't know whats gotten ito you elena bu-" You Deliver a stunning hand chop to his neck, Demonstrating once and for all who's in charge. Dothki Collapses on the ground, and you sting him with your paralytic poison just to make sure. You then pick him and put him on the bed, and Tie him to the bed and gag him tuck him in gently. You say with a smile
"Sorry "♥Master♥" But I think I want to enjoy myself. Oh And i'll be borrowing some of you gold. Have a nice nap then.Hahaa."
Elena has gained 200 gold. Dothki has lost 200 gold from his stash.

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FINALLY i get to write a personality for Elena. Btw what personality would you guys want.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Flesh golem
« on: December 14, 2011, 01:03:53 pm »
"You bastard!" You scream slapping one of the monks with your right hand.He falls as his muscles start to go numb. You grab the second by the throat
-then you eat him. Your stomach is now distended and contains one (1) monk. You pick up the second monk by his shirt and hoist him onto your shoulder and walk out of then inn to the stunned amazement of the people in the inn.
"Come on Dothki we don't have all day."

Dothki apparently doesn'tknow how to deal with assertive women and follows speechlessly.
You make your way to Zarg's college of magic. There the secretary tells you to drop off the monks in the jailand to go see Zarg in his mansion tommorrow morning. You Put the monks in their place.

You now have the rest of the day and the night to yourself.
You may want to find an inn or boarding house. or something like that.


OOC.
Sorry for using the snake belly without being told to, but you got a natural 20 and those are usually instantly fatal so in a fight where you're not trying to kill everyone i had to make something up.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Flesh golem
« on: December 14, 2011, 02:01:50 am »
    They're attacking you verbally. With Harsh language.
Very Harsh language. And their fists. Oh My mistake, These priest are also Monks. you Take a fist to the face and your nose breaks. You lose 20 PP. That's some punch. And do keep mind Varol told you to detain not murder. He didn't tell you not to murder them on the other hand so maybe it's okay if they're attacking you?

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Elena
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Dothki Nathul
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