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« on: February 24, 2015, 06:52:56 pm »
Well I decided to revamp how I do Justice. I used to stick my prisoners on the inside of the caves, exposed to whatever may come along, but this proved frequently too lethal. My new jails are now all exposed to sunlight, and consist of a single chain surrounded by beehives. Bee stings, sunlight-induced vomiting, and general unhappiness levels are already up 234%! Now that's efficiency.
Edit: My prisoner remains resilient, even peaceful. He was irritated at being caught in the rain, but his patience is "as still as the waters." He was interested in his own chain and door, though they're not of impressive quality. He is, in this judge's opinion, a model prisoner. Upon his release he will return to decadent quarters adorned with his favorite materials. He will redeem his role to society by laboring in his own private workshop in the hopes of fulfilling his dreams of producing a masterwork.
But mark my words, the next prisoner will not get off so lightly.