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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: TrialFires, Noob Fortress!
« on: September 16, 2012, 04:19:44 pm »
melkor's log (date missing)

I have calmed down a bit, i will no longer hold a grude against these elves.
I believe that my relationship with my wife is more important.
i have heard that she was replaced as hammerer by apkis, i have mixed feelings about this.
First of i like to be able to spend more time with my wife but i feel apkis is a bit to harsh.
yesterday he hit a dwarf straight to the hospital, i am sure he deserved it but stil seems a bit harsh.
also.......

melkor looked up from his journal.
what is that smell he tought to himself, he closed his journal and placed it in his chest.
the awful smel was getting stronger, following his nose he walked to his door, he waited for a moment.
Should i go and check it out? he tought to himself, its probebly nothing but he always wanted to know what happend in the fort.
he stepped through his door and locked it behind him.
He sniffed a few time in the air. definitely comming from this stairs.
Melkor walked up the stairs to see what was going on.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: TrialFires, Noob Fortress!
« on: September 11, 2012, 12:18:17 pm »
melkor's log 15th fellsite 110
i have heard that there is anothere wereskink, i will be staying in may room.
no way i am comming out, also i have a weapon rack and a armor stand so i should be ab...






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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: TrialFires, Noob Fortress!
« on: September 06, 2012, 01:25:43 am »
if you download lazy noob pack you can easely change that

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: TrialFires, Noob Fortress!
« on: September 05, 2012, 11:58:17 am »
melkor's log 26th fellsite
NOW I KNOW WHY NOBODY LIKES ELVES BECAUSE THERE A BUNCH OF GOBLIN SEX LOVING, INBREED, HIPPIE BASTERDS.
i will get them for this.

melkor's log 10th hematite
yess thats the way to do it, this will show those elves, i will order this construction to be build first thing at dawn.

melkor's log 11th hematite
this is unacceptable i am the mayor of this place how dare they disobeying my order.

melkor's log 22nd hematite
oooh il will get these dwarfs for this, especially that cook. i will have him intergrated in my plan.
but as for now i have no power i must get back in line for a turn in the overseer list.
i shal write a formal letter to the next overseer.

melkor's log 16th malichite
no way he did that.
i know i might have gone a bit far on my chamber's but this overseer thought he needed a palace to sleep in.
now that would't be so bad but its a penis shaped palace!
this can't be allowed, the next overseer must alter this.

melkor's log 15th galena
nooo the dogs, how could he kill the dog,
damm this cyclops he killed so many cute dogs. we must begin a reproduce program for the dogs.
and the bones of the cyclops must be made into a totem to be placed outside our gate to scare our enemy's away.

melkor's log 23th timber
i got into a fight with my wife today.
she found my design for the elves, she didn't like what i have become.
but dammit these elves need to be punished. i know we both didn't want any violence and wanted peace with all races but what they did to me was unaceptebale.
the problem is however she is a trained soldier and the sherif AND the hammerer.
long story short, i am lucky that she could hold her temper, only just.



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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: TrialFires, Noob Fortress!
« on: August 30, 2012, 06:27:59 am »
because imgur doesn't crop the picture they are a little bit to big you will have to scrol a bit sorry :(

Melkor’s log 4th timber
We have another mood
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I hope he will make a nice hat.

Melkor’s log 10th timber
Okay he didn’t make a hat but dam this is good.
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He really worked hard on it.

Melkor’s log 7th moonstone
The dwarven caravan has arrived, i was a bit disappointed, i asked for lots of steel bars but they only had 4.
I also took some leather and our captain now has a steel shield with some bat tooth on it (not sure what’s up with that).

Melkor’s log 6th opal
Well this fort is going great. We have a almost engraved dining hall, bedrooms for almost everybody, enough food, a big stockpile,
A workshop area and our skink is back..... wait what
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Militia get your ass to the gate! I didn’t gave you those wooden swords for nothing and... why are you looking at me like that?
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OOH COME ON.


Really these skinks are driving me crazy if you are going to come to our fort at least have the decency to stay a scary skink instead of transforming and running back.

Melkor’s log 12th opal
In the resend event i was elected as mayor..... i though i already was the leader here but it seems they wanted me to have a higher title.
Thats fine by me and as my first act of wisdom i am prohibiting the export of bracelets and to make sure it will be imposed.
i am promoting my wife (yes it seems i am married and have kids) To sheriff and hammerer, she of course will receive her own room.
 
Melkor’s log 8th obsidian
BFEL is acting stranger than usual.
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Melkor’s log 15th obsidian
Ooh shit a thief
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Everybody gank him!.... or you know he runs away.
Sure i am cool with that, no really i think its fine, NO really i prefer that they just hop on and scare the shit out of me.
NO REALLY LET THEM RUN AWAY I DONT CARE..... YOU KNOW WHAT,
fuck you guys i am done with this, when spring arrives somebody else can do this shit.

fucking skinks

Melkor’s log 16th obsidian
hey look another thief , i don’t care
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Well at least BFEL did something useful
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This just makes me smile.

Melkor’s log 19th obsidian
Dear diary, jackpot
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We have found gold which means that i can order golden statues in my room.


Melkor’s log 22th obsidian
Okay really these thief’s are starting to get annoying.
They pop up in our hall scare the shit out of people and run of,
but this time however they stabt someone in the leg and then run of. Seriously are these kobolds a bunch of children.

Melkor’s log 26th obsidian
Dear diary, kind of jackpot
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I guess we could make rose gold.


Melkor’s log 1st granite
Finally it’s over, while it was fun it was kind of stressful.
Good thing i can go to my room and just take it easy now.
But first the new overseer.
I have made some maps for you they are under F1 till F5
F1: gate
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We have a very small hospital and training room but plenty of room to expand.
F2:stockpile
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It looks really messy, good thing you don’t really need to look at it.
F3 workshop
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Still lots of room

F4
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the top bedrooms are full but the lower ones are empty.
On the left you can see me and my wife’s rooms. Both legendary engraved  by NAV.

F5 gold/copper
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Here we can mine for gold, ooh and copper.

We haven’t found a cave yet and our militia has no armour you might want to change that.

Also the status of the fort.
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And our dogs....
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Please don’t kill the i like them.

thats it my turn is over here is the save

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: TrialFires, Noob Fortress!
« on: August 30, 2012, 05:22:00 am »
well you know when you use something you know how it works, and when something new pops up you tend to use the old one even if the new one is better.
but yeah i think i give imgur a try


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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: TrialFires, Noob Fortress!
« on: August 30, 2012, 05:07:03 am »
here is your dwarf



i have also noticed why my pictures are of bad quality, photo bucket rezise's everything

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: TrialFires, Noob Fortress!
« on: August 30, 2012, 04:58:23 am »
we already have a stone crafter, you wanna be a woodcrafter or a bone crafer or a different kind of crafter.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: TrialFires, Noob Fortress!
« on: August 30, 2012, 04:39:02 am »
if you want to i can still dwarf you give me a job/sex/discription who you wanna have.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: TrialFires, Noob Fortress!
« on: August 30, 2012, 03:13:53 am »
warning some pictures a a bit smal you may want to zoom in.

Melkor’s log 16th felsite
Hey guys look elves how nice of them to visit us.
 .. uhm guys look elves... why is everybody looking at me like that.

So it seems these guys hate elves, how was i supposed to know.


Melkor’s log 26th felsite
We successfully traded with the elves, we gave them some crafts and in return we got rope reed cloth and some wood.
Also the dining hall finally has some tables and chairs.
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It’s not much but it will have to do.

Melkor’s log 7th hematite
Apparently the dwarf diplomat from last year is still here so i have asked BFEL to go talk to him.
I don’t really know what we need so i just asked for steel bars and cats, i love cats.
After the meeting BFEL gives me a small piece of paper.
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I guess we need to make more crafts.

Melkor’s log 18th hematite
More migrants have arrived, 9 of them getting our total up to 39

Melkor’s log 28th hematite
Something strange is happening here.
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I hope BFEL won’t be to mad that somebody took his workshop

Melkor’s log 11th malachite
Zas is done and it looks really pretty
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We should be able to get quite some money of this.

Melkor’s log 18th malachite
We need to do something about these dogs, there shitting everywhere, the dining hall stinks, puppy’s that keep jumping on and of the tables.
But i can’t, I just can’t give the order to butcher them. There eye’s it’s just too cute.
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Melkor’s log 16th galena
A human caravan has arrived i am excited to see what they got.
The human caravan had some booze and some leather but not much else.

Melkor’s log 26th galena
The dining hall is almost done. We can use it but it’s not engraved yet but, NAV is working hard to fix that.   
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He has some artwork but not sure if i approve of.
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In other news i have found a place for the dogs.
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Here they can stay and they won’t be harmed, also i have a small training room for our militia.

Our stockpile is done as well.
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It’s a bit of a mess and i kind of forgot what’s where but it’s here and it should be enough for a while.

Also a bedroom.
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It’s not done yet but we will get there.

Melkor’s log 20th sandstone
Migrants have arrived, this is really good since everybody is busy we have to few hands. Let’s see how many dwarfs came here. 5, yep just 5.
Ooh well more peasants.
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well its in i am not a mason, not a military, not a miner or a cheesemaker. i am a noble that means all the money goes to me.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: TrialFires, Noob Fortress!
« on: August 29, 2012, 06:50:43 am »
BTW i did NOT make the picture i got it from here.
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2101928/Amnesia/

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: TrialFires, Noob Fortress!
« on: August 29, 2012, 05:49:16 am »
Are you sure this is the place?
Well of course it is I have the map right here.
Okay it’s just that it kind of looks like a volcano.
That’s because it is.

Well have fun and I hope your internship goes well.
Yeah thanks.

As I walk towards the volcano… I start to wonder if maybe it should have send my letter to somebody else. Then again BFEL was the only one who answered.
After a long climb I finally found the entrance.
ROOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCKKKKKKSSSSS
Dear amok I can still go back.
Aah you must be the new overseer.
Uuhm yeah you answered my letter so here I am.
Great let me give you a tour.

While BFEL gives me a tour I noticed some things.
First: we have 1 stockpile for everything, seems to be a little strange.
Second: we don’t have enough bedrooms, there are a few but they seem a bit too big.
Third: we have 3 giant farm plots which with only 15 dwarfs seems a bit too much.
Well at least we have a almost done dining hall with lots of statues but no chair or table’s.

So now that you know the fort it’s time to give orders.
Yeah okay, wait what?
Yeah you’re the overseer now.
Yeah you said something about that in the letter but I am not sure what you mean by that.

I mean will I be overseeing something like a workshop?

Or the farms?

Please don’t tell me I will be overseeing the stockpile because I can’t really give orders to people, I am kind of bad at that.

What?

Is there something on my face?




You’re the new leader here.
What?
You’re the boss, the leader, the overseer.
You’re kidding right? Please tell me your kidding.
No I am not and if you need me I will be in my room hiding for what is to come.

Melkor’s log 1st  granite
Dear log.
I am utterly fucked. The internship letter that i send and got a answer on is apparently not a internship but a job.
I am the leader  (or overseer) and it is my job now to keep this place safe.

Well first thing first, we need a broker, a manager and a bookkeeper
Well i can be the manager and the bookkeeper but i am not going to be the broker. No why no how.

Melkor’s log 2th granite
These job names are confusing i am going to change them more to my taste.
I am also ordering a new stockpile to be dig out.
We also need more tables and chairs for our dining hall.

Melkor’s log 12th slate
Some migrants arrived…. And with some I mean 15, well they will be needed to get this place up and running. Now we are 30 strong

Melkor’s log 25th slate
Things are going pretty good. We have a stockpile, almost enough tables and chairs in the dining hall, planning better bedrooms for everybody and a skink….. wait  what?

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Aaaand its gone. Uhm guys you mind want to cancel that pull lever order.
Okay let’s get this straight. A humanoid skink walks to our doorstep, a few seconds later he transforms back into a human and just disappears.
Seems like a victory to me.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: TrialFires, Noob Fortress!
« on: August 28, 2012, 03:32:37 am »
sorry it took so long t post i was bussy playing and forgot to update.
il update tommorow

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: TrialFires, Noob Fortress!
« on: August 21, 2012, 12:30:50 pm »
i would like to join

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: My Little Descent into Madness
« on: August 03, 2012, 03:46:12 am »
posting to follow

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