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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: August 09, 2019, 09:25:01 am »
Dear Urist McChild,
I realize that your grown desert lime puzzlebox may seem amazing to you, but would you kindly vacate the obsidian farm by the end of the month? You've been playing for an Armok-damned season already! I'm behind on all my construction plans! I didn't have your parents dig out plumbing for a year to provide you a playpen - that's upstairs next to the semi-wild polar bear. I'm strongly considering releasing the magma on you even if your mother's the legendary armorer for the fortress!
Overseer
Dear Urist McChildren,
That's not a damn invitation to play in the second obsidian farm. Not kidding about releasing the magma.
Overseer
I realize that your grown desert lime puzzlebox may seem amazing to you, but would you kindly vacate the obsidian farm by the end of the month? You've been playing for an Armok-damned season already! I'm behind on all my construction plans! I didn't have your parents dig out plumbing for a year to provide you a playpen - that's upstairs next to the semi-wild polar bear. I'm strongly considering releasing the magma on you even if your mother's the legendary armorer for the fortress!
Overseer
Dear Urist McChildren,
That's not a damn invitation to play in the second obsidian farm. Not kidding about releasing the magma.
Overseer