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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: I badly draw your reports!
« on: December 01, 2012, 05:25:05 pm »(image)
And now you know.
Can I have some of your imagination for Christmas?

photoreference is for people who still have their imagination inside their head proper
Did you ever draw this epic report ?!?
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=56935.0

I just had a were-camel show up in the middle of a goblin siege. The were-camel appeared near to a group of trolls, and promptly attacked them. Thinking 'this will be fun' I kept checking the combat logs. Imagine my shock and delight when I see that the first troll attacked by striking with his glove!
I couldn't help but picture that as the troll glove-slapping the were-camel then challenging it to a duel, then I thought of this thread.

One of my fishermen punched a hornet FB that had stung several people (which nearly instantly rotted them with poison) and killed it, then proceeded to go back to fishing like nothing happened.

I just now realized nobody mentioned the ballista-men whenever they see their target run away in order to see the badly drawn picture.

A dozen or so beak wolves were all one shot killed by a swordswoman who hit them in the head with flat-slaps of her blade. I can only assume she did so in pimp-slapping/ backhanding (whichever term you prefer) motions. It also made me imagine her wearing a pimp hat as she did so.

EDIT: Oops, beak wolves. I forgot...
oh, stop this bullshit talking ! we're all there for the bad drowings !
WHERE ARE THE BAD DRAWS ?!?![]()
WE WANT THE bad drowed nonsense-gore !!!

by the way

All they needed was my credit card number so they can transfer 100,000,000,000 yuan to my bank account
I've already bought a Ferrari on credit! I sure hope it ships soon.

