(P.S. To all those who are suffering from brewing problems, try giving other dwarves that labor, under farming. The brewing skill only affects the speed in which its brewed, not how many drinks. That is up to the Grower (if you brew home-grown plants) since 1 brew-able plant = 5 drink.)
But doesn't it affect the 'secret' quality of the drink?
I think it does but its better than having no drinks at all. The best drink I saw one of my dwarves have gave him "had a truly decadent drink lately."
And don't drinks have a fixed value in addition to the secret quality?
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Dear Urist McMelancholy
You are sad, I did nothing to help you get your materials for your unique artifact.
That I apologize for, you have my deepest apologies. I know that I cannot make up for it in any way but to make a statue out of you.
My only problem is that I think you need more drink, by that I mean some nice Cave Rum. You love those right?
I stated that because you also need to think about other dwarves in the fort, you were too thirsty and decided to drink water from the well. Not only that but you decided you wanted more and rode the bucket into the well.
Now our only water supply is full of your remembrance.
I guess karma is happening all over again.
Sincerely yours,
The Mourning Overseer