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« on: December 10, 2011, 07:07:59 pm »
Diary of 'G', Summer, 197.
A bloody good show we had put on earlier today! Those stinkin' apemen think they can tear down the mighty walls of Oceanbridge and crush the will of G, they have another thing comin'!
'tis a shame though: I would really love to capture one and have it in my room, just like the one Goblin I requested to be captured and placed in my room back home!
Hmm, maybe I could put in a request, but then again, I would have to feed it and such. Bah, who am I kidding? If one dies, I'll just request another to be put in!
Sometimes thinking about life back in the mountainhomes makes me think of all the memories I had, like when I broke Urists' hand for trying to cheat out of a drinking game by replacing his mugs of beer with water- bah, water! That's for Elves! Still though, I wish I could do more drinking games with Urist, shame he gave his life to protect the 'homes from a siege of Goblins...