April 23, 2024: Dwarf Fortress 50.13 has been released.
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i found out the relationship between wolfenstein 3d and Doom today. i've decided to try and find more of this kind of stuff.Now find the relationship to Billy Blaze.
Keep converting, and soon all will bow to the light of DF. heheh.
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In my latest fort, which has sand, I am now making all my weapon traps 10 x large, serrated green glass discs. This has proven very effective, with 4 x magma glass furnaces.
I built a water-filled moat, which was built incorrectly, prior to filling it. (remove the ramps BEFORE you fill it, you fool! ) So I built a dry mount outside the wet moat, and this has proven very entertaining. In that goblins fall in, and have to run such a LONG way to get out, with traps slicing them into goblin pieces. So satisfying!
I almost didn't get my danger room built before the first siege showed up, so I had to take them out one squad at a time. At least I had the foresight to build a drawbridge this time. Oh, and whatever the hell random number generator made a world without plump helmet seeds, or underground crops? To hell with you, I'm breeding farm animals this time. And making the bearded fellas drink water from sublime wells. pbbbth! Lips that touch plants will never touch theirs!
Adamantine beckons!
Sometimes windows doesn't even trust itself. I've seen stuff where it asks, about regular windows programs, if you trust them, and, I mean, WTF?
I think windows is either:
A) schizophrenic
B) has a split personality
C) hates humans
or D) has a major personality disorder leading to it being unable to trust anything. itself, you, me, the creators (hell, I bet they don't even know how it works), the computer, the aliens using it in area 51 and the window.
especially the window.
Just finished watching the first episode of Game of Thrones. SOOO MUCH WIN!!!!! Very end was just like AWWWWWW YEA!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait, Dr Feelgood wasn't being serious?The scary part is that it wasn't possible to tell right away. Poes law man, never fails.
Religious fanatic in the US, emulating the Nazi's with god in place of Hitler since 1945.
And the best thing about it is that they don't see it.
When I read such crap, I understand perfectly why Erdös used to call god "super-fascist".
You call him a troll, I think he's serious, and not the only one of his kind.
If you don't take action, you may have brown jacket back in your streets, with little cross over their hearth, making an army to purify America of those who don't submit to the Lord... killing and torturing in His name and for the greater good.
