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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Reflex Edition
« on: March 21, 2014, 01:35:31 pm »
I now wonder if I'm gonna read in the newspaper about a severed glans being left on a self checkout counter at our walmart. All because Janet wanted to make a "Just the tip" joke.

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General Discussion / Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« on: March 21, 2014, 01:34:00 pm »
Yeah me and Janet are married. Cag is a very good mutual friend of ours.

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General Discussion / Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« on: March 21, 2014, 01:29:23 pm »
The last we heard of cag he was floating in the ocean near Greece. With abut 200 6.5 caseless rounds shoved up his ass.

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General Discussion / Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« on: March 21, 2014, 01:15:29 pm »
Janet and Chaoticag were doing a kinda silly co-op in arma 3, those guys got kinda fucked up because both Janet and Cag snuck up onto a hill with machineguns.

Janet also uncharacteristically seemed to have lead attracting magnets in her armor for some reason. It was all very silly.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Reflex Edition
« on: March 21, 2014, 10:55:22 am »
Quote from: RedKing on March 21, 2014, 10:38:55 am
firstworldproblems.jpg


Just sayin...

I'm still so fucking annoyed that this stupid saying is still a thing.

Yeah maybe some people think some peoples problems are silly, but you know what? Out there someone thinks whatever problem you have is silly, no matter how severe or serious it feels to you. Or how serious it is "objectively" (Hint there's no real objective when it's your own damn brain deciding how horrible a problem really is or not)

Besides the front page says don't ruin it for anyone else. I don't think anyone should be crapping on anyone's problems.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: March 20, 2014, 09:44:15 pm »
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Kanmusu or Riot ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: March 20, 2014, 08:13:29 pm »
Quote from: Tack on March 20, 2014, 07:58:49 pm
Would two Janets love eachother or hate eachother?
Man that's a complex thought.

Definitely love. She's mostly worked past her self loathing, and even with that she was a bit of a narcissist occasionally.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: March 20, 2014, 07:25:10 pm »
I'm getting a distinct suspicion that the age on MrWillsauces profile is being a bit generous.

I'm suspecting he's actually a 23 day old potato.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: March 20, 2014, 07:02:27 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on March 20, 2014, 06:06:50 pm
Janet+Janet would be 8 1/2 feet tall. And that's terrifying.

Janet + Janet would be more like 3 feet tall at most. Because fuck going human totem pole, I know both Janet and Janet clone would be too busy doing herself(s).

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: March 20, 2014, 05:43:21 pm »
Quote from: LeoLeonardoIII on March 20, 2014, 05:31:48 pm
It means if you were trying to get into Arstotzka wearing his face and a trenchcoat, you would need to stand on someone's shoulders who was exactly as heavy as you.

So you're saying, For janet to disguse herself as MrWillSauce, she needs to get his face, a trenchcoat, sit on someones shoulders and likely break 8 feet in height, while sitting on another person weighing 220 lbs and then be a 8-9 foot tall super skinny trenchcoat wearing monster with a 17 year old mans bleeding sawn off face strapped to her head. Into a booth that likely wont even fit her and her accomplice now.




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General Discussion / Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« on: March 19, 2014, 06:18:27 pm »
I managed to work skullfucking into a joke. I'm so stupidly proud of myself.

Spoiler: If anyone is curious (click to show/hide)

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General Discussion / Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« on: March 19, 2014, 04:31:47 pm »
Quote from: kaijyuu on March 19, 2014, 04:07:12 pm
Yeah, it's a kinky thing to some people. Obviously not a problem provided it's mutually consensual.

It does significantly increase the risk of eye infections, though. In some middle/high schools it's a bit endemic.

Ill openly admit I'm not that big a fan of it, I personally think it feels kinda gross. But it's not like anyone else lets her so I'm trying to be nice.

And I have gotten into the habit of keeping my eyes extra clean just in case.

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Other Games / Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Vote!)
« on: March 19, 2014, 01:46:17 pm »
Gonna vote up minecraft like I intended to earlier. I also suggest more shipgirls.

I'm pretty sure you got the same amount of water displacement as a aircraft carrier anyway.

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General Discussion / Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« on: March 19, 2014, 12:25:01 pm »
Oh, olga is me. Name puuunnnss.

The "WHAT" is the cyclops.

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General Discussion / Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« on: March 19, 2014, 12:23:26 pm »
You don't need to make it sound so dirty. Even if it is.

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