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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: How do I tame a badger?
« on: July 20, 2011, 02:18:14 pm »You guys are sooo unlucky. I have never even seen a Badge in DF
You are the luckiest person living.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dwarf Fortress:
« on: July 19, 2011, 07:44:36 pm »
Dwarf Fortress:
I'll kill those elephants.
I'll kill all those @#$%ing elephants.
I'll kill those elephants.
I'll kill all those @#$%ing elephants.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dwarf Fortress:
« on: July 19, 2011, 07:32:31 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: Where the guy who thinks that kittens should not be dunked in magma, and that elf kidneys should not be harvested to make armor out of, is the insane one.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Is it possible?
« on: July 19, 2011, 03:29:43 pm »My plan involves more dwarfiness and satisfaction than yours does.Hence the spirit of dwarf fortress is making an one use plan that will mostly kill your dwarves BUT you will still satisfy itThen why not just order your dwarves to kill him...
Why all the shenanigans?
ELF! HIPPY! PACIFIST! BURN HIM AND ALL HIS FOLLOWERS WITH HIM!
...Because real dwarfs make things complicated.
Simple:
My plan involves more gore and screaming than his did.
Gore. And. Screaming.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Is it possible?
« on: July 19, 2011, 03:11:16 pm »Then why not just order your dwarves to kill him...
Why all the shenanigans?
ELF! HIPPY! PACIFIST! BURN HIM AND ALL HIS FOLLOWERS WITH HIM!
...Because real dwarfs make things complicated.
Simple:
My plan involves more gore and screaming than his did.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Is it possible?
« on: July 19, 2011, 02:37:51 pm »
Then why not just order your dwarves to kill him...
Why all the shenanigans?
Why all the shenanigans?
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Is it possible?
« on: July 19, 2011, 12:43:40 pm »
I'm not sure what the diplomat starving has to do with anything...
What's the difference between that and just killing him?
What's the difference between that and just killing him?
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: How do I tame a badger?
« on: July 19, 2011, 12:32:54 pm »
I didn't want to train them, I just wanted to have some semblance of organization in their execution. Because the old method was 'let em all out, have the militia hunt em down, hope nobody (important) dies." I just wanted to slaughter them all and go make hats out of their skin.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: How do I tame a badger?
« on: July 19, 2011, 10:45:08 am »
Badgers are exotic?
Bullcrap. You can't throw a stone outside without hitting one of the damn things.
Bullcrap. You can't throw a stone outside without hitting one of the damn things.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: How could I kill this forgotten beast?
« on: July 19, 2011, 10:22:05 am »
Without casualties?
Probably impossible.
Probably impossible.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / How do I tame a badger?
« on: July 19, 2011, 10:20:21 am »
I've built a kennel and have a metric ton of caged badgers, but when I go to tame one in the kennel, all that pops up is an empty list.
Am I doing something wrong?
Am I doing something wrong?
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: ITT: Best/Most Amazing/Mostest Deliscious food your dwarves have made.
« on: July 19, 2011, 09:34:16 am »
I once had a cook that churned out epic level biscuits to the point where I was thinking I'd have to disable the masterpiece announcement. Mostly made of sugar and plump helmets. In honor of his biscuit accomplishments, I named him Totalbiscuit. Yeah.
During the downfall of that fortress he punched a troll in the face and smashed his brain, then broke a goblin's arm.
Just thought I'd share that while we were talking about cooking...
During the downfall of that fortress he punched a troll in the face and smashed his brain, then broke a goblin's arm.
Just thought I'd share that while we were talking about cooking...
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: The front of my fort gets MESSY!
« on: July 19, 2011, 07:27:18 am »
Meh. I've grown fond of it.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What level of condemnation should I receive for this act?
« on: July 14, 2011, 03:43:02 pm »
I'm angry at you, and I haven't devolved into a ball of snarling hate and swear words.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« on: July 14, 2011, 03:42:17 pm »At the risk or sounding excessively puerile;BAM, right there! you were doing both those things. besides, I've moved on. so, why haven't you?
mistaken facts and general assholey-ness by an intelligent person to make other people angry.
I'll guess, you have nothing better to do, so you stick your nose where it doesn't belong. AGAIN, if your just going to be annoying, PLEASE post elsewhere. thank you.
You did start it.