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Messages - Monk321654

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: A Giant Sponge
« on: January 16, 2013, 06:49:21 pm »
In spite of its lack?
No, my kin, it is because of this lack.
No muscles to cut and make bleed.
No nervous system to be shut off.
No digestive system to be starved.
The sponge is a truly perfect being.
It will be the first and the last.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: January 14, 2013, 05:32:12 pm »
Run. Run and tell his friends that the circus is coming. To bring their bats and platters. The clowns would entertain.
Then die.

WWUD if she had to fight off the clowns with nothing but a slade sock, and Legendary Misc. Object skill?

108
DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Perverted Priest
« on: December 24, 2012, 09:36:23 pm »
Ska bopida beep? Skabada boopty boop.





Oh, the other kind of scat.

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Mod Releases / Re: Rise of the Mushroom Kingdom: Major Mod (Update: Version 0.27)
« on: December 19, 2012, 12:34:21 pm »
It's one thing to have your kids do chores like wash the dishes, pummel those pesky plumbers, and watch after your kingdoms, but just hiring random hooligans off the street? Bowser seems a bit more... Low after that.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: December 19, 2012, 12:25:20 pm »
Notice that the skin of their feet has been scalded onto the boat, and tip it over when they can't get out. (Dwarf Fortress, now with convection!)

WWUD if the boat didn't melt the skin off their feet?

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Can I make a Mimir?
« on: December 19, 2012, 12:21:15 pm »
Just did an arena test, by killing a dragon and butchering it. The only part I could reanimate was the scale hide, no mention of skulls anywhere.

Someone might wanna try chopping off the dragons head and waiting for it to turn to bone to test that...

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: I bring you ... ZAS
« on: December 17, 2012, 08:43:42 am »
Quote from: Tirion on December 17, 2012, 05:17:28 am
Quote from: ChuckWeiss on December 17, 2012, 02:11:49 am
Does that female symbol after the count mean he killed 1117 goblin females? or does it mean the majority/last killed were/was female?

Judging by the Giant Thrips kills (heh, dodged a grammar landmine here) it's 1117 female goblins. They should have stayed in the kitchen.
I can't believe my own bearded kin are falling for that lie.
Every dwarf worth their booze knows that sexism is just a myth made up by elves in order to prevent dwarven society from reaching maximum efficiency.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: December 09, 2012, 09:07:28 pm »
Set it on fire, then drink it, then throw the bottle.
The goblins get pelted with hundreds of glass fragments, and Urist gets her stomach set on fire.

WWUD if suddenly steam powered robot merchants?

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DF General Discussion / Re: Slade.
« on: December 05, 2012, 09:51:27 am »
Here we grow again.

115
DF General Discussion / Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« on: December 04, 2012, 03:56:58 pm »
The elves are coming
Unveil the wooden statue
And get the magma

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: December 02, 2012, 09:38:00 pm »
"Wot best friend? All I see is a pile of hippy chunks."

WWUD if demons tried to sell her insurance?

117
DF General Discussion / Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« on: December 02, 2012, 11:48:30 am »
The Beast Forgotten.
Rushes into your fortress.
It is made of puke.

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DF General Discussion / Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« on: November 30, 2012, 01:17:55 pm »
The dwarf hunts the moose.
What a terrible mistake.
Enjoy your coffin.

The journey begins.
Demigod hammer fighter.
Killed by a gopher.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Adamantine, is it asbestos?
« on: November 29, 2012, 05:57:06 pm »
Harvesting adamantine does have a tendency to kill people if it isn't done carefully...
You might just have a point there.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: November 29, 2012, 05:49:48 pm »
Drink booze from the river.

WWUD if Giants were bigger than dwarves (As in multi-tile bigger, rather than just mass bigger.)

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