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The game still doesn't simulate force based knock back, right?
If so, that means it's still a curb stomp in the most literal way possible when you get punched, because you can't recoil from force.

I wonder what some of the cave creatures taste like...
Draltha meat? Voracious Cave Crawler ribs?
Better yet, do Plump Helmet people count as meat or plant?

I built three robots for the exact purpose of fending off Kobolds.
I even built sirens into one of the models, but that was annoying...
Plus, the fact that their gears are really just a second layer of iron is kinda weird...
But one model shoots lead cannonballs, so I'm fine with the draw backs.

50/50 my ass.
In a fight with a naked peasant living in a mound of dirt, you've got a 75 in 25 shot.
Someone fully armed and armored, around 45%, 25% if they have a projectile weapon.
Anything bigger then a human, you've got maybe a 10% chance, and as the size increases, that chance gets lower.

Always put down the toilet seat.
I'm not normally prone to those sorts of jokes, bit I thought that was too good to pass up.

WWUD if trolls tried to eat her husband?

GOD DAMN IT, YES!

So many times I've had to re-give every person on the field their items and weapons.
This would be an excellent addition.

Employ the little suckers in the army with the reason that if the enemies steal their booze, they can't drink it.

WWUD if goblins stole her booze?

This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

I must sig this.