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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Things that don't happen.
« on: August 08, 2012, 04:17:26 pm »
Urist Mc Speardwarf stabs Rarrgh Do Dragon in the neck, tearing the muscle and tearing the esophagus.
Rarrgh Do Dragon Explodes!

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: August 07, 2012, 10:19:51 pm »
Ask her for an Autograph, then get set on fire by the paper.

WWUD if booze actually did explode?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Trapping magma creatures?
« on: August 07, 2012, 09:34:14 pm »
Not that I'm an expert about such a thing, although finding some lava and planting a big bunch of cage traps might eventually catch some, if you leave bait out. (EG. Spare cats.)
If Magma crabs are building destroyers, you might be able to lure them in with a chair in the middle of a cave near lava or some such.
I think.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« on: August 07, 2012, 04:20:45 pm »
Graphical Limitations Dwarves are always stuck in a smile due to excess alcohol numbing out their senses.

Why aren't dwarves represented by the letter d?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« on: August 07, 2012, 04:07:30 pm »
Particularly weak rock being pushed up by particularly strong magma hot spots.
Sometimes it results in volcanoes.

How does dragon fire work?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« on: August 07, 2012, 02:57:10 pm »
Whoo! Double Questions!

Quote from: pisskop on August 07, 2012, 12:08:17 pm
How can dwarfs be sooo... thoughtless and end up dying from commonsense things?

Dwarven minds prioritize things differently.
"Oh, a zombie bear? Well, we should keep those socks outside safe."

Quote from: Urist_McDrowner on August 07, 2012, 02:20:53 pm
How does a bronze colossus use a staircase made for dorfs?

Quantum Space compression. Everything looks about the same size, but have very different masses.
A Bronze Colossus looks like a regular old human in height, maybe a bit taller, but they have the mass of one fourth the statue of liberty.


Why are there only Bronze Colossi? Why not Iron Giants?

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DF Modding / Re: Novelty Tilesets (Some hand-drawn and the Phat 256x128)
« on: August 06, 2012, 09:34:10 am »
They remind me of Shook's drawing from the DyA thread.
Good show!

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DF Modding / Re: [UNDER_PRESSURE tag and organs
« on: August 04, 2012, 05:00:28 pm »
If every single organ can pop out, that means ever single organ can be removed.
You could tear out a persons heart and lick it.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's the most badass titan you've faced?
« on: August 03, 2012, 11:26:15 pm »
Quote from: GenJeFT on August 03, 2012, 10:15:49 pm
A snow monster that breaths fire.

Nuf said.
Did it have to fight any racoons or blue jays?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« on: August 03, 2012, 06:49:46 pm »
Humans and Chimps/Dwarves and Mountain Goats/Elves and Trees/Goblins and Trolls/Minotaurs and Cows/Etc and Etc are all based off the same thing.
It's just that everything evolves before World Gen even starts.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« on: August 03, 2012, 02:58:26 pm »
Only people who can read become Necromancers.
Most people who can read attempt to become necromancers, to show all those jerks back home who's boss.
Only those who read can write.

How do you make more of the element men?

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DF Modding / Re: Novelty Tilesets (Some hand-drawn and the Phat 256x128)
« on: August 03, 2012, 02:04:38 am »
It almost looks like 3/4ths view, like from some of the Zelda games...

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: August 02, 2012, 08:39:27 pm »
Get pissed, decide it isn't worth it, and become an animal trainer.
Then get mauled by a grizzly bear when trying to examine it.

WWUD if evolution's existence or lack there of was determined by the flip of a coin?

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DF Modding / Re: Fun with threats.txt
« on: August 02, 2012, 07:09:44 pm »
"Let's a go!" Anyone?

"It's a me, [SPEAKER:TRANS_NAME]!"

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: August 02, 2012, 06:16:23 pm »
Smash his head with a drawbridge.

WWUD if four thousand bolts suddenly flew at her from nowhere?

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