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« on: July 27, 2012, 02:58:15 pm »
Dwarves: A race of insane psychos who are more then willing to get themselves crushed under a trolls foot to grab a sock. They have an affinity for deathtraps, and will use them without hesitation against anything they see as an obstacle, be it goblins, nobles, children or babies. They lack common sense entire, and their intelligence is used only for the purest, genocidal evil.
Elves: A race of vulgar fiends. They work under the guise of "environmentalists" but they really just want more trees to screw. They take the fullest advantage of nature, using their dark magics to twist the trees into un-natural shapes and cut them apart for profit. They also eat people out of pure spite.
Goblins: A counterpart to the dwarves, they are everything the dwarves are not; multicultural, kind, somewhat sane. They wage war against the world, for they see its true evil. They save poor helpless children from their evil civilizations and give them a place where they may grow. Their only draw back is that they usually work under the control of horrible demons.
Humans: The only truly sane race in the world, and more then willing to exploit it. They tower over the other races, in stature and power, and are more then willing to twist a few wrists to get a good price for trade. They are strategic in their attacks, waiting for their poor stupid foes to come to them before brutalizing them.
Kobolds: A race of mentally unfit monotremes, they are many generations behind the other races in terms of everything. They constantly try to steal everything from everyone, getting pulped in the process, and everyone hates them for their hopeless thievery.
At least that's the impression other DF players gives me.