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DF Modding / Re: New Creature/Entity - Clakars, the Flying Monkeys!
« on: July 31, 2012, 10:02:06 pm »
Oh Jesus, it's the Wizard of Oz all over again...

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DF Modding / Re: Novelty Tilesets (Hand-drawn)
« on: July 31, 2012, 01:22:01 pm »
Normally I don't use Tilesets but I think I'll take this for a spin.
(So nostalgic. It reminds me of when I was a kid.)

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 31, 2012, 12:39:03 pm »
...And the severed part sails off in an arc!

WWUD if the pike was both kinds of pike AT ONCE?!

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His beard. It's made of blood.
MADE OF BLOOD!
Actually, his blood is made of beard.
MADE OF BEARD!
But... Beard is a solid.

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His beard. It's made of blood.
MADE OF BLOOD!

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 30, 2012, 06:00:22 am »
Take it upon herself to forge the finest Adamantine blade in all the land, and go slay that which she freed from its prison. She would travel across continents, sail vast oceans, and brave terrible monsters to find and destroy the abominations that left their realm of hell. Then she'd go back to the mountain home and have a drink.

WWUD if they were out of drinks due to the execution of all the brewers, due to a noble requesting Dimplecup Whiskey?

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Have you seen how fast those things fire? The thing they call a quiver is really an ammo drum filled with bolts.

Will dwarves ever improve the Ballista to make it not suck?

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DF Modding / Re: Adding limbs to dwarves based on gender
« on: July 29, 2012, 11:55:06 pm »
It's surprisingly simple (And FYI, has been done. Check out Genesis).

Basicall, you know that tag that adds parts to a creature? ([BODY:])
Put that into the caste, and then the new parts.
Ex:
[CASTE:FOUR_ARMS]
              [BODY:4ARMS]
[CASTE:SIX_ARMS]
              [BODY:6ARMS]
Each caste will get the new parts independent of the other castes.
Easy.

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Do you think & was chosen for clowns because of its look? If yes, what evil features can you see on it?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

How does a dwarf bite a boar's left rear molar in the midst of combat?
With their teeth.

Will dwarves ever weaponize the air around them?

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Armok. The DF version of Odin is also Armok. Let that sink in.

How is it possible for one dwarf to haul any object, no matter how slowly?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 28, 2012, 11:46:54 pm »
Punch the little bastard back. No self respecting rock dweller would let a tree humper get the last blow.

WWUD if the elf bastard kept dodging?

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Dwarves: A race of insane psychos who are more then willing to get themselves crushed under a trolls foot to grab a sock. They have an affinity for deathtraps, and will use them without hesitation against anything they see as an obstacle, be it goblins, nobles, children or babies. They lack common sense entire, and their intelligence is used only for the purest, genocidal evil.

Elves: A race of vulgar fiends. They work under the guise of "environmentalists" but they really just want more trees to screw. They take the fullest advantage of nature, using their dark magics to twist the trees into un-natural shapes and cut them apart for profit. They also eat people out of pure spite.

Goblins: A counterpart to the dwarves, they are everything the dwarves are not; multicultural, kind, somewhat sane. They wage war against the world, for they see its true evil. They save poor helpless children from their evil civilizations and give them a place where they may grow. Their only draw back is that they usually work under the control of horrible demons.

Humans: The only truly sane race in the world, and more then willing to exploit it. They tower over the other races, in stature and power, and are more then willing to twist a few wrists to get a good price for trade. They are strategic in their attacks, waiting for their poor stupid foes to come to them before brutalizing them.

Kobolds: A race of mentally unfit monotremes, they are many generations behind the other races in terms of everything. They constantly try to steal everything from everyone, getting pulped in the process, and everyone hates them for their hopeless thievery.


At least that's the impression other DF players gives me.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 26, 2012, 10:57:31 pm »
Blow himself up for being elfy.

WWUD if she piloted a bronze colossus?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What kind of Dwarf is Armok?
« on: July 26, 2012, 08:58:45 pm »
huh, I always thought that he had a pick in his hand, whats up with that?
Oh shit, it was a pick, wasn't it...
Can't believe I forgot that.
But yeah, he wields a pick in his beard to represent industry and labor.

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It was forged anywhere from 1000 years to 25 years ago, there's not enough time for things to die and then get crushed.

Do dwarves dream of socks made from sheep?

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