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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« on: July 11, 2012, 04:00:37 pm »
Quote from: tahujdt on July 11, 2012, 02:47:17 pm
Quote from: Corai on July 11, 2012, 02:43:54 pm
How does one boulder make four blocks, OR one wall? But the same 4 blocks makes four walls.
Because dwarves will cut down the boulder bit by bit looking for the perfect bit of stone, but they use blocks just as they are.

Why do female dwarves not have beards?

Spoiler: My answer DO NOT READ IF YOU VALUE YOUR SANITY (click to show/hide)

Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't.
It's partially a genetic trait, partially an ethnic one.
Some dwarven gene strands simply don't have a dwarven beard gene on the X Chromosome, while others do.
Sometimes Female Dwarves are permitted to shave for no good reason, other times they're expected to keep the beards like everyone else.

Why are skulls so fragile?

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DF General Discussion / Re: New DF Wallpaper.
« on: July 09, 2012, 05:32:50 pm »
EGADS!
*Mars shatters into a million pieces*
YOU FOOL! YOU'VE DISRUPTED THE ORBIT PATHS OF THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM!

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DF General Discussion / Re: New DF Wallpaper.
« on: July 09, 2012, 03:41:39 pm »
Never fear!
MARS TO THE RESCUE!

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 09, 2012, 03:01:25 pm »
Respond "That Dragon." Whilst pointing behind the elf.
Urist then runs for his/her life while the elf is baked to a crisp.
The dragon had no idea Urist was there, and had recently swam through a lake.

WWUD if Dragons shot broiling magma instead of Dragonfire?

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DF Modding / Re: [MODDING] 0.34. QUESTIONS THREAD
« on: July 09, 2012, 12:23:51 pm »
Thanks for that.

But I found an alternative:
I'll make multiple castes, and have each one drop a different part.
But, my greatest thanks!

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DF Modding / Re: [MODDING] 0.34. QUESTIONS THREAD
« on: July 09, 2012, 12:13:18 pm »
This is a really small one...
What's the raw tag for a Mechanism?
I'm trying to get a creature to drop an iron mechanism as an item corpse, but I can't get it to work.
Before that I got it to drop a pipe section, so no problem there.
I just need to know what to type in to get it to drop a gear. Now I'm using:

[ITEMCORPSE:MECHANISM:NO_SUBTYPE:INORGANIC:IRON]
[ITEMCORPSE_QUALITY:3]

Also, as a side question, is there any way I can get it to drop multiple items?
I'd like it to drop a Pipe Section (Pulled it off) A bar or two of Iron (Not attempted, but probable) And a few dozen mechanisms.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« on: July 09, 2012, 11:56:58 am »
Do Hydra heads ever try to attack each other, or fight over food?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« on: July 09, 2012, 10:54:52 am »
They taste like donkey shit and leave your teeth dark blue.

Why are dwarves so dark skinned? They live underground for Armoks sake!

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: July 09, 2012, 10:52:07 am »
Quote from: Syuviel on July 09, 2012, 10:05:46 am

Dear Militiadwarves,

Thank you for not going berserk, swiftly killing the dwarves who do, and finally killing that armokforsaken donkey. I have just one simple question. Why are you all wrestlers? i made nice silver axes and iron armor for all of you, i'm sure you would rather put your friends out of their misery quickly and cleanly rather than tearing them limb from limb with your teeth.


With love, The alternately pleased, frustrated, and horrified voice in the sky

Dear Voice in the Sky,

What the hell is wrong with you? SILVER AXES?! Silver is a terrible cutting metal! Honestly, we'd rather get chunks of soaper in our teeth then use those unwieldy things.

Sincerely, the Militia

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 08, 2012, 09:06:47 pm »
Duck Wings.

WWUD if a giant punched Bomrek in the face?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 08, 2012, 01:30:51 pm »
Quote from: adasdad on July 08, 2012, 12:42:49 pm
kidnap a child.

WWUD if everyone in his fortress was the finest of dwarven intelligence and heroism?
Bring them all together to build a giant cannon, that FIRES THE WORLD AS A CANNON BALL!
Then they miss fire into the sun.

WWUD if trees attacked?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« on: July 08, 2012, 01:21:02 pm »
Quote from: Komra on July 08, 2012, 12:13:58 pm
Migrants and expeditionary dwarves are largely banished convicts or daredevils, none with any other choice. Assignments are entirely out of their hands if they request a transfer from the Fortress Committee.

Why don't forts send out their own caravans and wagoneers?
Only Mountainhomes have the political power and pure size to send out Embark Projects.

What do dwarves think of Mountain Goats?
They are obviously quite similar.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: 200 Things about Wilderness survival that you learnt the hard way
« on: July 07, 2012, 04:41:40 pm »
266. Don't EVER try to teach yourself to swim with no prior skill.
Especially in 7/7 water.
You'll drown.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 07, 2012, 04:05:10 pm »
(Funny thing: The original Urist WAS female)

Train his cat to be mighty and strong, and then have it bash down Goblin Fortresses by walking into them.

WWUD if she were suddenly besieged by an army of Hamster Men?

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: (SPOILER) I found a Deity.
« on: July 07, 2012, 02:48:50 pm »
Can feet be reanimated? I thought only parts with a thought or grasper tag could be brought back to life?

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