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Because of the Original Urist, a dwarf who ventured far to the mountains, killed her entire crew, and then got murdered by a demon.

What powers the Element Men?

Trip, knocking over some water which shorted out a television, which fell on the control panel, which disarmed all the nukes.

WWUD if he was in love?

Talk with his lover and gain a happy thought. Die when she goes berserk and rips his arms off.

WWUD if the world were flipped upside down, but gravity remained the same?

"If enough succeed" implies that it would take a large amount.
Unless the Wiki is mistaken, I read on the Drawbridge page that enough units on a bridge prevent it from functioning.
'Enough Units' is most likely defined by their weight.
So while possible four or five trolls (Estimate, no actual data present) could pull it down, it would take around, I dunno, 40 or so Goblins...
And they'd have to be nuts.

A hedgehog in your Magma tank?
That's new...
Keep an eye out for any more vermin in the tank, fire proof or not!
There's research to be done!

Dear Elven caravan.

You are selling us wooden logs, items in wooden bins, etc.

Do not flip a shit when I offer to sell you something in a wooden bin.

Hypocrites.

Signed: The overseer who just blocked the entrance to the trade depot. Have fun starving.

'Dear' Overseer of this fortress,
It appears to use that these wooden goods have been obtained through the murder of our beloved trees. If you need wooden goods, you ask the trees kindly, don't reasonlylessly attack them. Consider growth of heart. Among other things...

Sincerely, Elven Traders.

Because dubstep is a terrible fad would definitely cause a tantrum spiral is obviously a goblin creation.
Why can dwarves, under normal circumstances, only make beds out of wood?

Why the hell would you sleep on a cold stone slab, or a sheet of metal, or rough freakin' glass, or slippery soap, or cold ice, or- you get my point?
Wood is the most comfortable of materials that is also solid.
Dwarves aren't stupid.

What if dwarves discovered and harnessed electricity?

Because dwarves have an inherent fear for large cats. That makes it so that their CWS does not affect dwarves. When the great cats try to adopt something runs away in fear.

What would happen if you fused together adamantine and slade? Not a WTFish thing but who cares?

Sladeamantine.
The intense weight of Slade.
The shear strength and cutting power of Adamantine.
And also entirely unmineable.
So, in short, powerful, but useless.

What would happen if you made a giant version of a Dragon?