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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 07, 2012, 01:24:37 am »
Crash the server out of spite for these horrible, soulless beings he is encountering within.

WWUD if he located a jaffa cake factory?
Engineer a conveyor belt out of a few thousands mechanisms and bring all the finished jaffa cakes back to the mountain home.

WWUD if she suddenly grew four times her regular size?

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Because of the Original Urist, a dwarf who ventured far to the mountains, killed her entire crew, and then got murdered by a demon.

What powers the Element Men?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 06, 2012, 12:46:09 am »
due to the ambiguous nature of this, i'll do it both ways;
(non-euphemism) butcher it, and use it to make biscuits. delicious biscuits.
(euphemism) run away screaming knowing nothing can stop it.

WWUD if he was the Sniper?
Snipe all the trolls and sword fighters on the battlefield, only to get stabbed in the back by a Kobold with a Balaclava.

WWUD if he was supposed to pick a race for each TF2 Class?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 05, 2012, 09:36:17 pm »
Trip, knocking over some water which shorted out a television, which fell on the control panel, which disarmed all the nukes.

WWUD if he was in love?
Talk with his lover and gain a happy thought. Die when she goes berserk and rips his arms off.

WWUD if the world were flipped upside down, but gravity remained the same?

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If this isn't actually in game, someone oughta make a request for Megabeasts and Semi Megabeasts to hang around each other like families.
Even giants get lonely sometimes.

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DF Suggestions / Re: Drag down drawbridges!
« on: July 03, 2012, 04:10:21 pm »
"If enough succeed" implies that it would take a large amount.
Unless the Wiki is mistaken, I read on the Drawbridge page that enough units on a bridge prevent it from functioning.
'Enough Units' is most likely defined by their weight.
So while possible four or five trolls (Estimate, no actual data present) could pull it down, it would take around, I dunno, 40 or so Goblins...
And they'd have to be nuts.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Am I crazy...
« on: July 02, 2012, 09:14:57 pm »
I know how you feel.
Ever since I joined this forum I've always been pleased with how nice people are.
I've only seen trolls twice, and they were quickly dispatched.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: And then the bridges all melted.
« on: July 02, 2012, 09:02:20 pm »
A hedgehog in your Magma tank?
That's new...
Keep an eye out for any more vermin in the tank, fire proof or not!
There's research to be done!

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DF Suggestions / Re: Tastes Like Sober
« on: July 02, 2012, 08:57:44 pm »
'She prefers Dwarven Blood'
'He detests Yak Blood'
'She dislikes Elf Blood'
'He absolutely loves Draltha Blood'

And the like.

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Dear Elven caravan.

You are selling us wooden logs, items in wooden bins, etc.

Do not flip a shit when I offer to sell you something in a wooden bin.

Hypocrites.

Signed: The overseer who just blocked the entrance to the trade depot. Have fun starving.
'Dear' Overseer of this fortress,
It appears to use that these wooden goods have been obtained through the murder of our beloved trees. If you need wooden goods, you ask the trees kindly, don't reasonlylessly attack them. Consider growth of heart. Among other things...

Sincerely, Elven Traders.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Cub Scout Camp/DF Similarities
« on: July 02, 2012, 04:28:48 pm »
Do they have a tendency to ignore fire hazards?

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Because dubstep is a terrible fad would definitely cause a tantrum spiral is obviously a goblin creation.
Why can dwarves, under normal circumstances, only make beds out of wood?
Why the hell would you sleep on a cold stone slab, or a sheet of metal, or rough freakin' glass, or slippery soap, or cold ice, or- you get my point?
Wood is the most comfortable of materials that is also solid.
Dwarves aren't stupid.

What if dwarves discovered and harnessed electricity?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 02, 2012, 02:25:19 pm »
Magma.... ALOTOFIT!

WWUD if the only people left with him in the world are the elves?
Engineer a virus that kills elves and makes dwarf babies arise from the corpses.
Then there is NOTHING BUT DWARVES!

WWUD if he were suddenly stuck in a world filled with babies?

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Because dwarves have an inherent fear for large cats. That makes it so that their CWS does not affect dwarves. When the great cats try to adopt something runs away in fear.

What would happen if you fused together adamantine and slade? Not a WTFish thing but who cares?
Sladeamantine.
The intense weight of Slade.
The shear strength and cutting power of Adamantine.
And also entirely unmineable.
So, in short, powerful, but useless.

What would happen if you made a giant version of a Dragon?

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Giant ramps that launch precision magma filled minecart strikes on dark towers and forest retreats.

Why can't an injured dwarf drink booze?
If the dwarf is injured, their normally strong livers cannot work as well, thus the poisons that they normally ignore can become quite a problem.
Water is the only drink that works in their favor at this point.

If cats have [ADOPTS_OWNER], why don't big cats (Lions, Tigers, Panthers) have it?

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