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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« on: June 29, 2011, 08:27:36 pm »
Orbital magma dwarf bombardment.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« on: June 29, 2011, 09:12:17 am »
I just learned something weird.
I knew Plump Helmets were giant mushrooms, but I was told they were as big as TVs.

What sort of TVs? Small guard-post TVs or 60 inch plasma screens or what have you.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« on: June 25, 2011, 11:53:30 am »
Try imagine visuals to go with this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CQ0I7S19jw

Also, how more badass can you get when using cannons as musical instruments?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT5VjfNlGfI

Aside from using a suspension bridge as a giant acoustic guitar to play an monster killing riff that is.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« on: June 25, 2011, 05:19:53 am »
I prefer music with either no vocals or vocals where I can actually make out what the singer is singing without a lyric sheet in front of me.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« on: June 24, 2011, 01:54:24 am »
Make penis island. It should have a mountain with the Trolling face on the side.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« on: June 23, 2011, 04:21:08 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKlzoGP2m0w

ALL HAIL OPPAI!

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/225262/ (Warning: Site has some NSFW banners and ads.)

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« on: June 21, 2011, 11:35:28 pm »
A thieving monkey with a screech like the grinding of sheet metal?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« on: June 21, 2011, 11:15:44 pm »
Badger men with steel teeth and claws? And fur made of obsidian with eyes of brass?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« on: June 19, 2011, 10:29:18 pm »
One is a nice car and the other is just rotting ammunition.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« on: June 19, 2011, 07:03:37 pm »
Make some sort of motion triggered lawnmower landmine?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« on: June 17, 2011, 10:42:29 pm »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« on: June 17, 2011, 10:21:25 pm »
Definitely dwarfy, at any rate. And aren't chocolate bars standard rations in the army?

They were, though I'm not sure now. Back then, they had Hershey make army chocolate that had to taste "no better than a baked potato".

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« on: June 17, 2011, 10:06:54 pm »
Death ray?

I think they may have been able to make it melt chocolate. From across a room.

A ranged chocolate melter? SUCH TASTY DEATH! WOE BE THE SOLDIER WHO RUNS INTO BATTLE WITH CHOCOLATE IN HIS POCKETS!

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« on: June 17, 2011, 08:03:10 pm »
America has the Statue of Liberty, a gift from France.

Japan has the 1:1 scale Gundam statue, made for the series 30th anniversary and was made in the middle of Japan's economic crisis. It has a giant sword, lights up, and can turn it's head.

Clearly, Japan is the more Dorfy of the two countries.

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