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Messages - UristMcHuman

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Life Advice / Re: This is serious stuff, I want only serious answers
« on: January 09, 2012, 09:02:25 pm »
Don't message her on facebook about it or anything
I'm actually trying to message her on Facebook so I can tell her I want to talk to her in person.

EDIT: Sorry for the double post.

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Life Advice / Re: This is serious stuff, I want only serious answers
« on: January 09, 2012, 09:00:29 pm »
Please explain why you can't distance yourself from the girl?
I don't want to, and truthfully can't, right now.

I can completely understand why you don't want to.  What's making it so that you can't?  Besides the fact that you don't want to...
One word: School-work.

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Life Advice / Re: This is serious stuff, I want only serious answers
« on: January 09, 2012, 08:30:01 pm »
Please explain why you can't distance yourself from the girl?
I don't want to, and truthfully can't, right now.

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Life Advice / Re: This is serious stuff, I want only serious answers
« on: January 09, 2012, 08:13:42 pm »
Have her make me some tacos and I'll give you all the advice you want.
You don't even know where the heck I live, and I intend to keep it that way.

I like to push communication in relationships.  If you can't talk to the girl, then the best thing is to distance yourself from her.
I've sent her a friend request on Facebook, and she's accepted twice before, but I can't possibly distance myself from her.

those fantasies will probably be seen as really premature, and you'll look like a creep.  Keep them to yourself.  Keep things casual.
Alright. I'll try.

How old is seven grade again?
Usually 12 to 13.

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Life Advice / This is serious stuff, I want only serious answers
« on: January 09, 2012, 07:42:03 pm »
Oy, I don't know why I'm posting this to total strangers...


OK, there's an irresistably unresistable extremely beautiful girl at my school that I'm deeply in love with. I can't get my mind off of her. Each day, at lunch (same lunch unit), I look at her when I can. She sits two tables away from me, so I can't just get up, walk to her table and talk to her. I definitely can't talk to her. Everything I want to say sinks back down at "Umm..." and she walks by. Every day, I think about that girl, while I work, while I eat, and, yes, even while I play DF and other games. Every night, I have trouble getting to sleep because I'm thinking of her. I dream about the girl, about me and her together, walking down the streets hand-in-hand, going out to movies, laying under the stars with her head on my chest, listening to my heartbeat. I dream about the day she and I first kiss. This is unbearable, and I just want it to stop, but it's so hard. I want help as to how to get her to be my girlfriend.

Does anybody have anything that would help???

I'm only in 7th grade, so PLEASE don't pick on me. It only makes things much harder, and drives my self-esteem down faster.


As a side note, my mom makes bloody good home-made tacos.

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Baby's first time on the internet? Heres a tip: Don't be so eager to roast someone.
You know how long I've been on these Forums. It's bad enough they don't allow voice/video chat, else you'd think thrice before insulting somebody who's almost 6 feet tall. Large for a 7th grader, you think??? You should see feel how hard I hit. I can obliterate a skull with one well-placed hit from a staff.

Methinks UristMcHuman is just your garden-variety troll.
Don't knock graden variety trolls.They're good eats! And the fur is oh so warm.
Do their bones make valuable crafts? I'm afraid I don't have the material_variables in front of me.
If I'm an ordinary Garden-Variety troll, you all are all city-variety house spiders that I must have dead. (God, I HATE spiders...)

ON TOPIC for once: Nothing to say, I don't think I've seen any way where insect-sized events even closely related to DF Gameplay.

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are you sure dwarf fortress isn't imitating nature?

nah, DF came before nature. god simply stole all of the ideas for animals then stuck them in the real life earth. he removed all of the giant animals because he wanted us to survive and dragons went extinct 1573 years ago.

I just hope we don't dig too deep.
Listen. DFINRL: Dwarf Fortress Is Not Real Life. Pay attention to other things than this, like paying your bills, buying food, feeding your family, etc. Even I know this, and I'm not even out of middle school, either. You just got owned by a 7th grader.

DF doesn't even have all the stuff we do in real life--like balsa wood, saltwater sturgeons, etc--so how could God steal stuff from something that definitely wouldn't have existed without The Creation of us Humans???

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DF Modding / Re: Modding science: unkillable creatures.
« on: January 08, 2012, 06:36:51 pm »
Aside indefinite adventures, this doesn't seem much like a good idea. Unkillable adventure mode enemies are a huge threat. Nigh-invincible sieges might occur, as well.

Just pointing this out.

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It should be easy enough to adapt to an Old West setting if you like that sort of thing
Yeah. Watching Clint Eastwood's 'A Fistful of Dollars', 'For a Few Dollars More', and 'The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly' one too many times has gotten me interested into Old West-style mods and such.

even if reloading the cylinder/magazine would be nigh-impossible to convey
Perhaps a really skilled modder could find his/her way into some things, and muck around with the ranged weapon settings. THAT would be useful to get the guns to hold ammo in them. It's highly unlikely, I know, and I don't know ANYBODY here who's gotten that far.

Repeating weapons with reloadable magazines/cylinders and rate-of-fire settings could also make a WWII or my MW3 mods more possible.

there's no way to rename quivers.
You can name quivers?

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Modding in firearms all the way. Perhaps a rate-of-fire setting with reloadable magazines will make Old West-style shoot-outs possible.

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DF Modding / Re: Did anyone else?
« on: January 07, 2012, 08:10:27 pm »
Oh, for the love of... *face-palms with fist* I am SO damn stupid... I figured this mod isn't at all hard to make. Just make a new creature_apeman.txt, [COPY_TAGS_FROM:<enter ape type here>], make an entity, and voila. Ape-men from Rise of The Planet of The Apes.

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DF Modding / Did anyone else?
« on: January 07, 2012, 05:38:25 pm »
This is a thread asking others if they watched a movie/played a video game/read a book and wanted to mod in what they saw/visualized.

So, did anyone else watch the movie Rise of the Planet of the Apes, and want to mod in a primitive race of ape-men like the apes in the movie?

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Can I have a dorf? Ilral the rifleman, preferably. Keep his name the same.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« on: January 06, 2012, 08:49:03 pm »
I just went after a bandit to find his camp filled with friendly dusk elves. I talked to them and most were very excited to see me and eager to join me spouting righteous things like "outlaws must be punished!" and when I asked about services they suggested I kill their boss who was a female Dusk Elf and just as righteous. I looked her up in legends and apparently she formed this group then went on to do absolutely nothing wrong. I thought for a moment about whether it was right or wrong to kill someone solely because a random person asked me to but by the time I made up my mind I'd already torn out her spine and murdered her friends.
So... You ripped apart some Elves?
You HESITATED?!

Whatever. YOUR WORK IS RIGHTEOUS!
These weren't vanilla DF elves, I don't think.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Weirdest weapons you have ever used?
« on: January 06, 2012, 08:47:31 pm »
I think the most unusual weapon I've ever used is iron chain armor. Yes, I used a defensive item offensively.

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