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From the wikipedia entry about Evil Dead:
Bruce Campbell as Ashley "Ash" Williams: Ash is the last survivor of the group and the main protagonist of the film. Ash is a young man who only wanted to take his friends on a trip into the woods, unaware of what to expect.
From the Quote given for the TvTropes page on Evil Dead:
"The fact is that you can't hold Ash to the same standard that you hold mere mortals to. He is not only just a complete and total badass; He is the standard by which all future badasses will be measured. So if he wants to jump onto a department store trampoline and fire fifteen perfectly-aimed shotgun shells in rapid succession while soaring twenty feet in the air, he can do it. You and I can't; but you and I are also not Ash. And while it may seem impossible for him to do the things that he does and kick as much ass as he is famous for doing, I assure you that it isn't. Why, you ask? Simple. Because he's Ash."

That's who Ash is. As for what he is: A deadite-killing badass Crazy Awesome pseudo-psychotic man with a chainsaw on one arm that may or may not be directly responsible for ending the world, and after that saving the world in the past. You'd like him, Derm.

I do believe I know the answer, and it's almost completely spelled out in the riddle.
I don't believe I'm allowed to answer, though. Must. Not. Insert. Obscure. Use. Of. Answer. In. Post.
Woooh!

... Nah. The "Shame" should be replaced by "Magma" if it's for DF, or PF.

There is no shame here, nor pious dwarfs. At the end of the day, there is only the dwarf, the magma, and the !!Fun!!

I've always been a Lurker on this Forum, and it was only recently I actually decided to get an account.

I do have to say, I Love this thread however. I decided to give another go at DF-Fortress ( I usually fail ) -and...
....starved to death. Everytime for gods sake.

To temporarily derail this thread for a moment: If you're starving every time try embarking with alittle more food, designate a pasture for animals (And get a nest box for your birds), get some farm land and a kitchen up, with their respective workers, get a dining area set up, and mark everything you want turned into meals "Cook"

Also: Welcome to the dorf side. We might not have cookies, but we do have magma, cupcakes, and !!Fun!!
(And a complete and utter lack of any form of morality or code of ethics what-so-ever.)

and finally Gatleos... you've got the patience of a saint, the processing power of a mainframe and the twisted imagination of a mad genius. Bravo.

This has so far proven true. Unfortunately, Gatleos also has the scheduling capabilities of a half drowned monkey, which is why updates are sporadic, and occasionally often infrequent.

Dear UristMc3PeopleWhoFellDownAHole,

Two of you won't get this letter, because you guys are dead, but to UristMcWounded, please hurry up and heal, you are our only skilled brewer, and we need some booze.

Signed,
Your Not So Loving Overseer

Dear Not So Loving Overseer
Would really love to get right on that, but a spot of medic would go a long way to speeding up the process. A drink would also not go amiss.

-Urist McNotBrewingADamnThingUntilIHeal.

Also your morals and normal ethics will be carved into fine statuesque works of art, and then sunk to the bottom of the magma sea.
Here we have !!Fun!!, !!Science!!, and !!Magma!! to replace those. We find they work better.

Awesome.
Thank you for the prompt adjustment.