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« on: October 14, 2011, 04:15:55 am »
Dear Urist Mcmurderednoble's Friend
Yes, it was a terrible tragedy that cut us all deeply. There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth and pulling of beards.
However, gnashing your teeth on another dorf, and pulling their beard, is abit much, don't you think? Please for the love of all that shines in the deep places, calm down, remove your tooth from Urist Mcmineronbreak's arm, and stop trying to put his beard in a headlock.
Besides, we had none of what was mandated, and I wasn't having you or one of the other hard workers who actually do shit maimed and/or killed just to satisfy a noble throwing a hissy fit. If you don't stop throwing your tantrums around, I will be throwing you. Into the pit. Right next to Urist Mcmurderednoble. And the three dead goblins, a somehow not-yet-dead elf trader, and the decaying corpses of a great many FB Syndrom victims.
-The Overseer about to go into melancholy
PS: We've got piles of memorial slabs, still. Don't think we don't.