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Roll To Dodge / Re: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!
« on: April 05, 2023, 05:42:46 pm »
Turn 17
Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
1/10 HP
5/10 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B)
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6
Roll: 1
You fail to even get a good grip on the Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime, let alone play it.
Boss Counter!
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime rolled a 4. It grabs Nirur Torir and holds them underwater in the pool, drowning them for 4 damage!
---
Fluffe9911
Level 2 Human Adventurer
10/10 HP
5/10 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B)
Slime Coins: 6
Dice: D6.
Roll: 5
You exit DEATH and thus are no longer dead. You then go and hit the Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime for 5 damage, defeating it!
---
BlackPaladin99
Level 2
5/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6
offscreen
---
King Zultan
Level 1 Zebra
DEAD/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
You try to grab the Coconus Slime, but don't have an appendage suitable for the job. The Coconut Slime takes advantage of your clumsiness and hits you for 2 damage! You are now DEAD!
You find yourself in a room. There are a bunch of board games on a shelf on the wall. A Skeleton Guy in a black robe with a nametag saying "Hello. My name is DEATH" is in the process of putting a piece of paper on a door with the word "LIFE" written on it.
---
Knightwing64
Level 1 Lich
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
You try to kill the Regular Slime with your magic... But you miss!
---
Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: Oak Tree
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
You swag one of the signs and scratch a new message into it. You now have a terrible sign! Its more terrible because of your specific action than because of roll induced problems.
---
Strif3
Level 1 Mold
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
You wait in the pool for something to fall in, and strike Nirur Torir to deal 4 damage!
---
A_Curious_Cat
Level 1 Machinist
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Swag: File Set (3), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
You hit the Infinite Wall of Slime and deal 8 damage! A Pinecone Slime, a Typewriter Slime and a Regular Slime are ejected from the wall.
---
IronyOwl
Level 1 Tree Slime
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Allies: Squirrel Slime 3/3 HP
Dice: D4.
offscreen
---
Horizon
Level 1 Human Man
1/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: Notepad (1), Pencil (1)
Dice: D4
Roll: 3
You enter the shop and manage to find a Potion of Healing, but it is priced at 4 Slime Coins which is more than you currently have!
---
Devastator
Level 1 Catgirl
4/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Stilettos (5)
Dice: D4
Roll: 1
You put on the Stilettos and immediately trip, falling to the ground and taking 1 damage! These things are hard to walk in!
---
Quarque
Level 1 Troll Wizard
1/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D4
Roll: 1
You try to rest under the tree, but fail to heal yourself. You also fail to give the dino any of your Slime Coins, accidentally flinging it deep into the Infinite Wall of Slime instead.
---
Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
You splatter the Green Slime with a sign for 3 damage! You gain 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin!
---
Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
4/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
You punch through the Pineapple Slime for 3 damage, destroying it and gaining 1 exp and 2 Slime Coins.
---
TricMagic
Level 1
5/5 HP
0/5 EXP.
Dice: D4
offscreen
----
Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-112/Infinity HP.
Raincloud Slime: 5/5 HP
Coconut Slime: 2/5 HP (Damaged by King Zultan)
Pinecone Slime: 4/4 HP
Typewriter Slime: 3/3 HP
Hammock Slime: 2/3 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Pineapple Slime was defeated. Elephant Parade gains 1 exp and 2 Slime Coins
Green Slime was defeated! Naturegirl1999 gains 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime: Has been slain!
-- Nirur Torir gained 5 exp and a Shiny Necklace!
-- Fluffe9911 gained 5 exp and an Aluminum Guitar!
-- Strif3 gained 1 exp
-- There is a pile of 22 Slime Coins on the ground where the boss was defeated!
Raincloud Slime rolled a 1. It starts floating away!
Coconut Slime rolled a 3. It strikes King Zultan for 2 damage.
Hammock Slime rolled a 1. One of its strings snaps and it takes 1 damage!
Regular Slime rolled a 2. The Regular Slime is running away!
Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
1/10 HP
5/10 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B)
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6
Roll: 1
You fail to even get a good grip on the Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime, let alone play it.
Boss Counter!
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime rolled a 4. It grabs Nirur Torir and holds them underwater in the pool, drowning them for 4 damage!
---
Fluffe9911
Level 2 Human Adventurer
10/10 HP
5/10 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B)
Slime Coins: 6
Dice: D6.
Roll: 5
You exit DEATH and thus are no longer dead. You then go and hit the Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime for 5 damage, defeating it!
---
BlackPaladin99
Level 2
5/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6
offscreen
---
King Zultan
Level 1 Zebra
DEAD/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
You try to grab the Coconus Slime, but don't have an appendage suitable for the job. The Coconut Slime takes advantage of your clumsiness and hits you for 2 damage! You are now DEAD!
You find yourself in a room. There are a bunch of board games on a shelf on the wall. A Skeleton Guy in a black robe with a nametag saying "Hello. My name is DEATH" is in the process of putting a piece of paper on a door with the word "LIFE" written on it.
---
Knightwing64
Level 1 Lich
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
You try to kill the Regular Slime with your magic... But you miss!
---
Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: Oak Tree
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
You swag one of the signs and scratch a new message into it. You now have a terrible sign! Its more terrible because of your specific action than because of roll induced problems.
---
Strif3
Level 1 Mold
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
You wait in the pool for something to fall in, and strike Nirur Torir to deal 4 damage!
---
A_Curious_Cat
Level 1 Machinist
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Swag: File Set (3), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
You hit the Infinite Wall of Slime and deal 8 damage! A Pinecone Slime, a Typewriter Slime and a Regular Slime are ejected from the wall.
---
IronyOwl
Level 1 Tree Slime
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Allies: Squirrel Slime 3/3 HP
Dice: D4.
offscreen
---
Horizon
Level 1 Human Man
1/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: Notepad (1), Pencil (1)
Dice: D4
Roll: 3
You enter the shop and manage to find a Potion of Healing, but it is priced at 4 Slime Coins which is more than you currently have!
---
Devastator
Level 1 Catgirl
4/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Stilettos (5)
Dice: D4
Roll: 1
You put on the Stilettos and immediately trip, falling to the ground and taking 1 damage! These things are hard to walk in!
---
Quarque
Level 1 Troll Wizard
1/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D4
Roll: 1
You try to rest under the tree, but fail to heal yourself. You also fail to give the dino any of your Slime Coins, accidentally flinging it deep into the Infinite Wall of Slime instead.
---
Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
You splatter the Green Slime with a sign for 3 damage! You gain 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin!
---
Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
4/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
You punch through the Pineapple Slime for 3 damage, destroying it and gaining 1 exp and 2 Slime Coins.
---
TricMagic
Level 1
5/5 HP
0/5 EXP.
Dice: D4
offscreen
----
Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-112/Infinity HP.
Raincloud Slime: 5/5 HP
Coconut Slime: 2/5 HP (Damaged by King Zultan)
Pinecone Slime: 4/4 HP
Typewriter Slime: 3/3 HP
Hammock Slime: 2/3 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Pineapple Slime was defeated. Elephant Parade gains 1 exp and 2 Slime Coins
Green Slime was defeated! Naturegirl1999 gains 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime: Has been slain!
-- Nirur Torir gained 5 exp and a Shiny Necklace!
-- Fluffe9911 gained 5 exp and an Aluminum Guitar!
-- Strif3 gained 1 exp
-- There is a pile of 22 Slime Coins on the ground where the boss was defeated!
Raincloud Slime rolled a 1. It starts floating away!
Coconut Slime rolled a 3. It strikes King Zultan for 2 damage.
Hammock Slime rolled a 1. One of its strings snaps and it takes 1 damage!
Regular Slime rolled a 2. The Regular Slime is running away!
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Singing Constellation: A Sci-Fi, High Fantasy Space Odyssey (6/∞)
« on: April 05, 2023, 02:41:15 pm »
BlackPaladin99 has posted an action in other games yesterday, but not this one.
289
Roll To Dodge / Re: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!
« on: April 04, 2023, 07:10:42 pm »
Turn 16
Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
9/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6
Roll: 1
You insult the Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime but it shrugs off your words.
Boss Counter!
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime rolled a 2. It insults you back. It wasn't a very great insult either, but it was still better than yours. You lose 1 HP!
---
Fluffe9911
Level 2 Human Adventurer
DEAD/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Dice: D6.
Roll: 4
You challenge DEATH to a game of checkers. It was close, but you manage to eke out a win!
---
BlackPaladin99
Level 2
5/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6
Roll: 3
You hit the Compass Slime for 3 damage, and gain 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.
You see that there is a floating door with the word "SHOP" written on it.
Welcome to Level 2
Enjoy your extra max hp, your D6 and your higher spot on the list.
---
King Zultan
Level 1 Zebra
2/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
You stomp on the coconut while being angrier, but the Coconut Slime takes the hit like a champ. You then trip and are knocked prone.
---
Knightwing64
Level 1 Lich
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You walk out the LIFE door and decide to be a Lich. More like UNLIFE door amirite?
This would probably have failed if not for the fact that the door was not secured in any way whatsoever. You flip DEATH the bird. DEATH will remember this.
---
Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: Oak Tree
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
You take some time to rest under your tree, and regain that missing bit of HP!
---
Strif3
Level 1 Mold
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
You collect the three Slime Coins in the pool, and repopulate yourself back to full health.
---
A_Curious_Cat
Level 1 Machinist
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Swag: File Set (3), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You insert some files into the Folder Slime to deal 2 damage! You gain 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin for your victory.
---
IronyOwl
Level 1 Tree Slime
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Allies: Squirrel Slime 3/3 HP
Dice: D4.
offscreen
---
Horizon
Level 1 Human Man
1/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: Notepad (1), Pencil (1)
Dice: D4
Roll: 2
You can't decide if you should try to purchase a potion or heal by getting angry, and end up doing neither in your indecision!
---
Devastator
Level 1 Catgirl
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Stilettos (5)
Dice: D4
Roll: 4
You purchase the pair of pointy shoes for 5 Slime Coins. You probably didn't need the crit roll to pull that off.
---
Quarque
Level 1 Troll Wizard
1/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D4
Roll: 4
You decide to hit the Umbrella Slime hard instead of lightly and deal 8 damage! You gain 1 exp and 2 Slime Coins for your victory!
---
Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
3/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
The guide seems to have wandered off somewhere. You throw some grass at the Green Slime, which seems unharmed by the affront. The Green Slime hits you back and you lose 2 health!
---
Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
4/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
You walk away from the wall for quite a while. After an ordinate amount of walking you find that you got turned around at some point and wound up back at the wall with everyone else! You lose 1 HP from exhaustion.
---
TricMagic
Level 1
5/5 HP
0/5 EXP.
Dice: D4
Roll: 2
You stick your hand in the wall. You pull out a regular slime, dealing 1 damage to the wall in the process.
----
Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-104/Infinity HP.
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime: 3/22 HP (Nirur Torir: 12, Fluffe9911: 6, Strif3: 1)
Raincloud Slime: 5/5 HP
Coconut Slime: 2/5 HP (Damaged by King Zultan)
Hammock Slime: 3/3 HP
Pineapple Slime: 3/3 HP
Green Slime: 2/2 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Compass Slime was broken! BlackPaladin99 gains 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.
Umbrella Slime was defeated. Quarque gains 1 exp and 2 Slime Coins.
Folder Slime was defeated. A_Curious_Cat gains 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime rolled a 1. It leaps up to do an elegant dive into the pool and misses the pool, taking 2 damage!
Coconut Slime rolled a 1. It gets flung onto the Hammock Slime and bounces onto a rock, taking 2 damage!
Pineapple Slime rolled a 2. Its just sort of chillin'
Raincloud Slime rolled a 4. It absorbs water from the pool and becomes bigger!
Green Slime rolled a 3. It attacks Naturegirl1999 for 2 damage!
Hammock Slime rolled a 4. The hammock slime stretches and becomes a bit bigger!
Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
9/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6
Roll: 1
You insult the Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime but it shrugs off your words.
Boss Counter!
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime rolled a 2. It insults you back. It wasn't a very great insult either, but it was still better than yours. You lose 1 HP!
---
Fluffe9911
Level 2 Human Adventurer
DEAD/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Dice: D6.
Roll: 4
You challenge DEATH to a game of checkers. It was close, but you manage to eke out a win!
---
BlackPaladin99
Level 2
5/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6
Roll: 3
You hit the Compass Slime for 3 damage, and gain 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.
You see that there is a floating door with the word "SHOP" written on it.
Welcome to Level 2
Enjoy your extra max hp, your D6 and your higher spot on the list.
---
King Zultan
Level 1 Zebra
2/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
You stomp on the coconut while being angrier, but the Coconut Slime takes the hit like a champ. You then trip and are knocked prone.
---
Knightwing64
Level 1 Lich
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You walk out the LIFE door and decide to be a Lich. More like UNLIFE door amirite?
This would probably have failed if not for the fact that the door was not secured in any way whatsoever. You flip DEATH the bird. DEATH will remember this.
---
Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: Oak Tree
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
You take some time to rest under your tree, and regain that missing bit of HP!
---
Strif3
Level 1 Mold
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
You collect the three Slime Coins in the pool, and repopulate yourself back to full health.
---
A_Curious_Cat
Level 1 Machinist
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Swag: File Set (3), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You insert some files into the Folder Slime to deal 2 damage! You gain 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin for your victory.
---
IronyOwl
Level 1 Tree Slime
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Allies: Squirrel Slime 3/3 HP
Dice: D4.
offscreen
---
Horizon
Level 1 Human Man
1/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: Notepad (1), Pencil (1)
Dice: D4
Roll: 2
You can't decide if you should try to purchase a potion or heal by getting angry, and end up doing neither in your indecision!
---
Devastator
Level 1 Catgirl
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Stilettos (5)
Dice: D4
Roll: 4
You purchase the pair of pointy shoes for 5 Slime Coins. You probably didn't need the crit roll to pull that off.
---
Quarque
Level 1 Troll Wizard
1/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D4
Roll: 4
You decide to hit the Umbrella Slime hard instead of lightly and deal 8 damage! You gain 1 exp and 2 Slime Coins for your victory!
---
Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
3/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
The guide seems to have wandered off somewhere. You throw some grass at the Green Slime, which seems unharmed by the affront. The Green Slime hits you back and you lose 2 health!
---
Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
4/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
You walk away from the wall for quite a while. After an ordinate amount of walking you find that you got turned around at some point and wound up back at the wall with everyone else! You lose 1 HP from exhaustion.
---
TricMagic
Level 1
5/5 HP
0/5 EXP.
Dice: D4
Roll: 2
You stick your hand in the wall. You pull out a regular slime, dealing 1 damage to the wall in the process.
----
Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-104/Infinity HP.
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime: 3/22 HP (Nirur Torir: 12, Fluffe9911: 6, Strif3: 1)
Raincloud Slime: 5/5 HP
Coconut Slime: 2/5 HP (Damaged by King Zultan)
Hammock Slime: 3/3 HP
Pineapple Slime: 3/3 HP
Green Slime: 2/2 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Compass Slime was broken! BlackPaladin99 gains 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.
Umbrella Slime was defeated. Quarque gains 1 exp and 2 Slime Coins.
Folder Slime was defeated. A_Curious_Cat gains 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime rolled a 1. It leaps up to do an elegant dive into the pool and misses the pool, taking 2 damage!
Coconut Slime rolled a 1. It gets flung onto the Hammock Slime and bounces onto a rock, taking 2 damage!
Pineapple Slime rolled a 2. Its just sort of chillin'
Raincloud Slime rolled a 4. It absorbs water from the pool and becomes bigger!
Green Slime rolled a 3. It attacks Naturegirl1999 for 2 damage!
Hammock Slime rolled a 4. The hammock slime stretches and becomes a bit bigger!
290
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Generals of the Grand Army (Napoleonic Fantasy RPG)
« on: April 04, 2023, 04:19:23 pm »
Grimtusk Bonegrinder reconsiders the situation. His opinion of Veikka Puomi is higher than his opinion of Western Prince Ted Yamamoto. Grimtusk changes his vote for Event 4 to Veikka Puomi.
He retains his previous stance for Event 5.
He retains his previous stance for Event 5.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!
« on: April 03, 2023, 05:05:19 pm »
Turn 15
Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
10/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6
Roll: 6
You give Egan_BW a Slime Coin and rest on their patch of ground. Its like, just regular grass you are resting on but it does the trick. You are now at full health!
---
Fluffe9911
Level 2 Human Adventurer
DEAD/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Dice: D6.
Roll: 2
You only manage a glancing hit, dealing 1 damage to the Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime.
Boss Counter!
The Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime rolled a 6! It bashes you in the head for 9 damage! You are now DEAD!
You appear in a room. There are a number of board games on some shelves on the wall. The skeleton named DEATH is still here. There is a door to your left with the word "LIFE" written on it.
---
King Zultan
Level 1 Zebra
2/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You try to eat the Coconut Slime whole, but it is too large for that. You deal 1 damage to it in the process. The Coconut Slime then chips your tooth for 2 damage! Ouch!
---
Knightwing64
Level 1
DEAD/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D4.
offscreen
---
Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
4/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: Oak Tree
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You manage to grab the Slime Coin, but the Hammock Slime does not respond to you when you try to communicate with it.
---
Strif3
Level 1 Mold
3/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You try pushing the Bulldozer Slime into the Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime again, but fail to notice the pool that it conjured! You and the Bulldozer Slime wall into the water!
---
A_Curious_Cat
Level 1 Machinist
3/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: File Set (3), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You get past the figurine of a tree around the door and apply some files from your File set (Which has 8 files in it) to the Infinite Wall of Slime to deal 2 damage. A folder slime wiggles out of the wall!
---
IronyOwl
Level 1 Tree Slime
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Allies: Squirrel Slime 3/3 HP
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
You bash the Infinite Wall of Slime dealing 8 damage to it! A Compass Slime, a Pineapple Slime and a Green Slime pop out from the wall!
---
Horizon
Level 1 Human Man
1/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: Notepad (1), Pencil (1)
Dice: D4
Roll: 2
The stuff that you found last time has been put away. You manage to find another pencil and buy it for 1 Slime Coin, but it took so long you couldn't do other things this turn.
---
Devastator
Level 1 Catgirl
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D4
Roll: 4
You find several different objects that could be used for stabbing things. There is a Dagger for 4 Slime Coins, an Ice Pick for 2 Slime Coins, A cactus for 3 Slime Coins, a Toothpick for 1 Slime Coin, and a pair of Stilettos for 5 Slims Coins.
---
BlackPaladin99
Level 1
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4
Roll: offscreen
---
Quarque
Level 1 Troll Wizard
1/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D4
Roll: 2
You whack the Umbrella Slime to deal 1 damage! The Umbrella Slime then stabbed you in the eye dealing 3 damage!
---
Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
offscreen
---
Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
You successfully wait...
There appear to be no laws in this universe that specifically forbid tourists, but this isn't exactly a big touriest hot spot. Most of the folk who come by here are either players who have not historically been interested in a tour, or Slimes while are also usually not interested in a tour. Stranger things have happened though.
---
TricMagic
Level 1
5/5 HP
0/5 EXP.
Dice: D4
Roll: 3
You try to connect the Hammock Slime with the Infinite Wall of Slime. You hook the slime onto some kind of slime in the wall and lie down on it for a while.
----
Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-103/Infinity HP.
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime: 5/22 HP (Nirur Torir: 12, Fluffe9911: 6, Strif3: 1)
Coconut Slime: 4/5 HP (Damaged by King Zultan)
Compass Slime: 3/3 HP
Pineapple Slime: 3/3 HP
Raincloud Slime: 3/3 HP
Umbrella Slime: 2/3 HP (Damaged by Quarque)
Green Slime: 2/2 HP
Folder Slime: 2/2 HP
Hammock Slime: 2/2 HP
Regular Slime is no more. It dropped 1 Slime Coins into the pool.
Bulldozer Slime has expired. 2 Slime Coins are at the bottom of a pool.
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime rolled a 2. It strikes a pose!
Coconut Slime rolled a 3! It chips King Zultan's tooth for 2 damage.
Bulldozer Slime rolled a 1! It sinks in the pool and takes 2 damage.
Raincloud Slime rolled a 3. It rains on Quarque to deal 1 damage.
Umbrella Slime rolled a 4! It stabs Quarque in the eye for 3 damage!
Hammock Slime rolled a 3. It remains upright for the time being.
Regular Slime rolled a 1. It falls into the pool and drowns.
Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
10/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6
Roll: 6
You give Egan_BW a Slime Coin and rest on their patch of ground. Its like, just regular grass you are resting on but it does the trick. You are now at full health!
---
Fluffe9911
Level 2 Human Adventurer
DEAD/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Dice: D6.
Roll: 2
You only manage a glancing hit, dealing 1 damage to the Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime.
Boss Counter!
The Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime rolled a 6! It bashes you in the head for 9 damage! You are now DEAD!
You appear in a room. There are a number of board games on some shelves on the wall. The skeleton named DEATH is still here. There is a door to your left with the word "LIFE" written on it.
---
King Zultan
Level 1 Zebra
2/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You try to eat the Coconut Slime whole, but it is too large for that. You deal 1 damage to it in the process. The Coconut Slime then chips your tooth for 2 damage! Ouch!
---
Knightwing64
Level 1
DEAD/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D4.
offscreen
---
Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
4/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: Oak Tree
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You manage to grab the Slime Coin, but the Hammock Slime does not respond to you when you try to communicate with it.
---
Strif3
Level 1 Mold
3/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You try pushing the Bulldozer Slime into the Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime again, but fail to notice the pool that it conjured! You and the Bulldozer Slime wall into the water!
---
A_Curious_Cat
Level 1 Machinist
3/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: File Set (3), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You get past the figurine of a tree around the door and apply some files from your File set (Which has 8 files in it) to the Infinite Wall of Slime to deal 2 damage. A folder slime wiggles out of the wall!
---
IronyOwl
Level 1 Tree Slime
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Allies: Squirrel Slime 3/3 HP
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
You bash the Infinite Wall of Slime dealing 8 damage to it! A Compass Slime, a Pineapple Slime and a Green Slime pop out from the wall!
---
Horizon
Level 1 Human Man
1/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: Notepad (1), Pencil (1)
Dice: D4
Roll: 2
The stuff that you found last time has been put away. You manage to find another pencil and buy it for 1 Slime Coin, but it took so long you couldn't do other things this turn.
---
Devastator
Level 1 Catgirl
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D4
Roll: 4
You find several different objects that could be used for stabbing things. There is a Dagger for 4 Slime Coins, an Ice Pick for 2 Slime Coins, A cactus for 3 Slime Coins, a Toothpick for 1 Slime Coin, and a pair of Stilettos for 5 Slims Coins.
---
BlackPaladin99
Level 1
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4
Roll: offscreen
---
Quarque
Level 1 Troll Wizard
1/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D4
Roll: 2
You whack the Umbrella Slime to deal 1 damage! The Umbrella Slime then stabbed you in the eye dealing 3 damage!
---
Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
offscreen
---
Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
You successfully wait...
There appear to be no laws in this universe that specifically forbid tourists, but this isn't exactly a big touriest hot spot. Most of the folk who come by here are either players who have not historically been interested in a tour, or Slimes while are also usually not interested in a tour. Stranger things have happened though.
---
TricMagic
Level 1
5/5 HP
0/5 EXP.
Dice: D4
Roll: 3
You try to connect the Hammock Slime with the Infinite Wall of Slime. You hook the slime onto some kind of slime in the wall and lie down on it for a while.
----
Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-103/Infinity HP.
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime: 5/22 HP (Nirur Torir: 12, Fluffe9911: 6, Strif3: 1)
Coconut Slime: 4/5 HP (Damaged by King Zultan)
Compass Slime: 3/3 HP
Pineapple Slime: 3/3 HP
Raincloud Slime: 3/3 HP
Umbrella Slime: 2/3 HP (Damaged by Quarque)
Green Slime: 2/2 HP
Folder Slime: 2/2 HP
Hammock Slime: 2/2 HP
Regular Slime is no more. It dropped 1 Slime Coins into the pool.
Bulldozer Slime has expired. 2 Slime Coins are at the bottom of a pool.
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime rolled a 2. It strikes a pose!
Coconut Slime rolled a 3! It chips King Zultan's tooth for 2 damage.
Bulldozer Slime rolled a 1! It sinks in the pool and takes 2 damage.
Raincloud Slime rolled a 3. It rains on Quarque to deal 1 damage.
Umbrella Slime rolled a 4! It stabs Quarque in the eye for 3 damage!
Hammock Slime rolled a 3. It remains upright for the time being.
Regular Slime rolled a 1. It falls into the pool and drowns.
292
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Singing Constellation: A Sci-Fi, High Fantasy Space Odyssey (6/∞)
« on: April 02, 2023, 06:35:10 pm »
Su Lin
'Let insults fly like birds in the sky, don't let them nest in your mind.'
Su Lin decides against interacting with Geshemblos any further at this time. Though another thought occurs to him. If Ornos had a brother, then perhaps he might have some other siblings? Su Lin figured it was worth asking.
Not wishing to be drawn into the Geshemblos drama, Su Lin takes the opportunity to work out some more.
Action 1: Su Lin asks Ornos if he has any other siblings that he should be thinking about.
Action 2: Su Lin trains with the intention of increasing his physical stats.
Action 3: Su Lin trains with the intention of increasing his physical stats.
'Let insults fly like birds in the sky, don't let them nest in your mind.'
Su Lin decides against interacting with Geshemblos any further at this time. Though another thought occurs to him. If Ornos had a brother, then perhaps he might have some other siblings? Su Lin figured it was worth asking.
Not wishing to be drawn into the Geshemblos drama, Su Lin takes the opportunity to work out some more.
Action 1: Su Lin asks Ornos if he has any other siblings that he should be thinking about.
Action 2: Su Lin trains with the intention of increasing his physical stats.
Action 3: Su Lin trains with the intention of increasing his physical stats.
293
Roll To Dodge / Re: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!
« on: April 02, 2023, 06:11:37 pm »
Turn 14
Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
6/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6
Roll: 6
You sneak up on the Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime and stab it in its weak point for 12 damage!
Boss Counter!
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime rolled a 5. It slashes you with Guitar Strings dealing 4 damage!
---
Fluffe9911
Level 2 Human Adventurer
5/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Dice: D6.
Roll: 5
You slash the Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime until it no longer contains any heck, and also dealing 5 damage to it.
Boss Counter!
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime rolled a 2. It applies some makeup to itself to recover 2 HP.
---
King Zultan
Level 1 Zebra
4/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
You get angry and try to smash open the Coconut Slime, but your hooves bounce off its coconut shell! It retaliates and hits you for 1 damage.
---
Knightwing64
Level 1
DEAD/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D4.
offscreen
---
Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
4/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Oak Tree
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
Okay, so apparantly that is a thing you can do. You now have your Oak Tree on your designated plot of land. The Oak Tree is no longer obstructing the shop door.
---
Strif3
Level 1 Mold
3/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You just sort of push the Bulldozer Slime and it bumps into the Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime and deals 1 damage.
Boss Counter!
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime rolled a 4. It pushes you and the Bulldozer Slime away, dealing 2 damage to you and 2 damage to the Bulldozer Slime!
---
A_Curious_Cat
Level 1 Machinist
3/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: File Set (3), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
You call out to "Mr. SquarePants". Fish Sugarpants refuses to dignify that with a response.
---
IronyOwl
Level 1 Tree Slime
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Allies: Squirrel Slime 3/3 HP
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
You help yourself to the 2 Slime Coins that the Dragonfly Slime dropped.
---
Horizon
Level 1 Human Man
1/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: Notepad
Dice: D4
Roll: 3
You throw one Regular Slime at the other Regular Slime, dealing 1 damage to one of them and 1 damage to the other one. You gain 2 exp and 2 Slime Coins!
As you head towards the Firecracker Slime, it detonates before you get within body slamming range of it! You lose 2 HP but unfortunately the kill was not attributed to you as its demise was coincidental.
---
Devastator
Level 1 Catgirl
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D4
Roll: 1
Fish Sugarpants was on a lunch break, so you spend like 15 minutes waiting around.
---
BlackPaladin99
Level 1
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4
Roll: offscreen
---
Quarque
Level 1 Troll Wizard
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D4
Roll: 2
You pummel the Leaf Slime, dealing 1 damage to it and defeating it! The Irregular Slime streches out of the way. You gain 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.
---
Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
You make a whole lot of signs for the Guide. There is now just a big mess of signs now.
---
Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
You feel that you have sufficient signs... Now what?
---
TricMagic
Level 1
5/5 HP
0/5 EXP.
Dice: D4
Roll: 3
You are now resting on a Hammock Slime. It is not very comfortable because it is not currently hanging from anything.
----
Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-93/Infinity HP.
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime: 6/22 HP (Nirur Torir: 12, Fluffe9911: 5, Strif3: 1)
Coconut Slime: 5/5 HP
Bulldozer Slime: 2/4 HP
Raincloud Slime: 3/3 HP
Umbrella Slime: 3/3 HP
Hammock Slime: 2/2 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Leaf Slime was defeated! Quarque gains 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.
Firecracker Slime exploded! 1 Slime Coin was sent flying.
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime rolled a 3. It creates a swimming pool beneath itself and is now actually swimming!
Coconut Slime rolled a 2. It leaps up and falls on King Zultan, dealing 1 damage.
Bulldozer Slime rolled a 2. It regains its bearings after being knocked around.
Umbrella Slime rolled a 4. It summons a Raincloud Slime!
Hammock Slime rolled a 3. It heads towards Egan_BW's Oak Tree and wraps part of itself around it.
Irregular Slime rolled a 1. It is now a Regular Slime.
Firecracker Slime rolled a 1. It prematurely detonated, dealing 2 damage to Horizon and destroying itself.
Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
6/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6
Roll: 6
You sneak up on the Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime and stab it in its weak point for 12 damage!
Boss Counter!
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime rolled a 5. It slashes you with Guitar Strings dealing 4 damage!
---
Fluffe9911
Level 2 Human Adventurer
5/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Dice: D6.
Roll: 5
You slash the Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime until it no longer contains any heck, and also dealing 5 damage to it.
Boss Counter!
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime rolled a 2. It applies some makeup to itself to recover 2 HP.
---
King Zultan
Level 1 Zebra
4/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
You get angry and try to smash open the Coconut Slime, but your hooves bounce off its coconut shell! It retaliates and hits you for 1 damage.
---
Knightwing64
Level 1
DEAD/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D4.
offscreen
---
Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
4/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Oak Tree
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
Okay, so apparantly that is a thing you can do. You now have your Oak Tree on your designated plot of land. The Oak Tree is no longer obstructing the shop door.
---
Strif3
Level 1 Mold
3/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You just sort of push the Bulldozer Slime and it bumps into the Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime and deals 1 damage.
Boss Counter!
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime rolled a 4. It pushes you and the Bulldozer Slime away, dealing 2 damage to you and 2 damage to the Bulldozer Slime!
---
A_Curious_Cat
Level 1 Machinist
3/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: File Set (3), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
You call out to "Mr. SquarePants". Fish Sugarpants refuses to dignify that with a response.
---
IronyOwl
Level 1 Tree Slime
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Allies: Squirrel Slime 3/3 HP
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
You help yourself to the 2 Slime Coins that the Dragonfly Slime dropped.
---
Horizon
Level 1 Human Man
1/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: Notepad
Dice: D4
Roll: 3
You throw one Regular Slime at the other Regular Slime, dealing 1 damage to one of them and 1 damage to the other one. You gain 2 exp and 2 Slime Coins!
As you head towards the Firecracker Slime, it detonates before you get within body slamming range of it! You lose 2 HP but unfortunately the kill was not attributed to you as its demise was coincidental.
---
Devastator
Level 1 Catgirl
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D4
Roll: 1
Fish Sugarpants was on a lunch break, so you spend like 15 minutes waiting around.
---
BlackPaladin99
Level 1
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4
Roll: offscreen
---
Quarque
Level 1 Troll Wizard
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D4
Roll: 2
You pummel the Leaf Slime, dealing 1 damage to it and defeating it! The Irregular Slime streches out of the way. You gain 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.
---
Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
You make a whole lot of signs for the Guide. There is now just a big mess of signs now.
---
Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
You feel that you have sufficient signs... Now what?
---
TricMagic
Level 1
5/5 HP
0/5 EXP.
Dice: D4
Roll: 3
You are now resting on a Hammock Slime. It is not very comfortable because it is not currently hanging from anything.
----
Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-93/Infinity HP.
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime: 6/22 HP (Nirur Torir: 12, Fluffe9911: 5, Strif3: 1)
Coconut Slime: 5/5 HP
Bulldozer Slime: 2/4 HP
Raincloud Slime: 3/3 HP
Umbrella Slime: 3/3 HP
Hammock Slime: 2/2 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Leaf Slime was defeated! Quarque gains 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.
Firecracker Slime exploded! 1 Slime Coin was sent flying.
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime rolled a 3. It creates a swimming pool beneath itself and is now actually swimming!
Coconut Slime rolled a 2. It leaps up and falls on King Zultan, dealing 1 damage.
Bulldozer Slime rolled a 2. It regains its bearings after being knocked around.
Umbrella Slime rolled a 4. It summons a Raincloud Slime!
Hammock Slime rolled a 3. It heads towards Egan_BW's Oak Tree and wraps part of itself around it.
Irregular Slime rolled a 1. It is now a Regular Slime.
Firecracker Slime rolled a 1. It prematurely detonated, dealing 2 damage to Horizon and destroying itself.
294
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Generals of the Grand Army (Napoleonic Fantasy RPG)
« on: April 02, 2023, 11:10:24 am »
Grimtusk considers the situation, and wonders why he didn't get any reports of elven units in Battlefield 3.
Event 1:
Event 2: The more violence and death that plagues the land, the more restless the spirits become. Being surrounded by so much death has only made Grimtusk Bonegrinder more powerful! Some of the enemies slain by the soldiers that Grimtusk commands are starting to rise as undead shortly after expiring even without the necromancer's direct intervention.
Event 3: Grimtusk will take a unit of Fairview Cuirassiers.
Event 4: Grimtusk Bonegrinder volunteers to be reported on.
Event 5: The answer is the same. How do we best kill the enemy?
Event 1:
Spoiler: Lieutenant (click to show/hide)
Event 3: Grimtusk will take a unit of Fairview Cuirassiers.
Event 4: Grimtusk Bonegrinder volunteers to be reported on.
Event 5: The answer is the same. How do we best kill the enemy?
295
Roll To Dodge / Re: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!
« on: April 01, 2023, 07:09:17 pm »
Turn 13
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Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
10/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6
Roll: 5
You manage to find the time to rest, restoring 5 HP to yourself!
---
Fluffe9911
Level 2 Human Adventurer
5/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Dice: D6.
Roll: 4
You slash at the Boss Lump and deal 4 damage to the Infinite Wall of Slime! No slime pops out of the wall.
---
King Zultan
Level 1 Zebra
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
Kicking the wall doesn't directly give you exp, so this plan was doomed to fail.
---
Knightwing64
Level 1
DEAD/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D4.
offscreen
---
Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
4/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Oak Tree (Rooted in the shop)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
You negotiate with the Gift Shop Slime. The Gift Shop Slime gives you a tacky tree figurine. The figurine is bigger than the Gift Shop Slime somehow, but its not quite nice enough to constitute being Swag.
---
Strif3
Level 1 Mold
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
Your prayer appears to have been answered, albeit in a way that is indistinguishable from random chance. You grab the Dragonfly Slime and deal 3 damage to it!
---
A_Curious_Cat
Level 1 Machinist
3/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: File Set (3), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
You buy a File Set and a pair of Safety Goggles for 5 Slime Coins. Then as you try to exit the shop you walk into a Tree that is blocking the exit and take 1 damage!
---
IronyOwl
Level 1 Tree Slime
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Allies: Squirrel Slime 3/3 HP
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
You and your Squirrel Slime attack the Dragonfly Slime to deal 3 damage! The Dragonfly Slime has been defeated, and you gain 1 exp. 2 Slime Coins fall to the ground.
---
Horizon
Level 1 Human Man
3/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Notepad
Dice: D4
Roll: 4
You go into a rage and charge the wall! As the wall is infinitely big nothing is really obstructing you from hitting it, and deal 8 damage to it in your fury! A Coconut Slime, a Firecracker Slime and 2 Regular Slime are knocked out of the wall.
---
Devastator
Level 1 Catgirl
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D4
Roll: 3
You Catgirl your way up the tree and manage to slip into the shop.
---
BlackPaladin99
Level 1
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4
Roll: 1
You do not kill the Dragonfly Slime.
(When you get enough exp, you will level up. This causes you to gain more HP and a better dice)
---
Quarque
Level 1 Troll Wizard
5/5 HP
2/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4
Roll: 2
You hold your Tree Stump more firmly and hit the wall dealing 1 damage. A Leaf Slime falls out of the wall!
---
Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
You hit the Infinite Wall of Slime to deal 3 damage. An Umbrella Slime comes out of the wall!
---
Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
You decide to make a deal with the Gift Shop Slime... And succeed! Now if only you had even a single tourist.
---
TricMagic
Level 1
5/5 HP
0/5 EXP.
Dice: D4
Roll: 4
You stop a section of the Infinite Wall of Slime from moving, disrupting some of the other slimes causing 8 damage to the wall. A Hammock Slime, a Bulldozer Slime and an Irregular Slime near the stopped slimes are forced out of the wall.
----
Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-93/Infinity HP.
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime: 22/22 HP
Coconut Slime: 5/5 HP
Bulldozer Slime: 4/4 HP
Umbrella Slime: 3/3 HP
Hammock Slime: 2/2 HP
Irregular Slime: 2/2 HP
Firecracker Slime: 2/2 HP
Leaf Slime: 1/1 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Dragonfly Slime was defeated! Strif3 and IronyOwl gain 1 exp. 2 Slime Coins drop to the ground.
The Boss Lump jiggles and rolls a 6! It bursts out of the wall to reveal itself as a Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime! This slime is the most powerful slime that emerged from the wall to date!
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Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
10/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6
Roll: 5
You manage to find the time to rest, restoring 5 HP to yourself!
---
Fluffe9911
Level 2 Human Adventurer
5/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Dice: D6.
Roll: 4
You slash at the Boss Lump and deal 4 damage to the Infinite Wall of Slime! No slime pops out of the wall.
---
King Zultan
Level 1 Zebra
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
Kicking the wall doesn't directly give you exp, so this plan was doomed to fail.
---
Knightwing64
Level 1
DEAD/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D4.
offscreen
---
Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
4/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Oak Tree (Rooted in the shop)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
You negotiate with the Gift Shop Slime. The Gift Shop Slime gives you a tacky tree figurine. The figurine is bigger than the Gift Shop Slime somehow, but its not quite nice enough to constitute being Swag.
---
Strif3
Level 1 Mold
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
Your prayer appears to have been answered, albeit in a way that is indistinguishable from random chance. You grab the Dragonfly Slime and deal 3 damage to it!
---
A_Curious_Cat
Level 1 Machinist
3/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: File Set (3), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
You buy a File Set and a pair of Safety Goggles for 5 Slime Coins. Then as you try to exit the shop you walk into a Tree that is blocking the exit and take 1 damage!
---
IronyOwl
Level 1 Tree Slime
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Allies: Squirrel Slime 3/3 HP
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
You and your Squirrel Slime attack the Dragonfly Slime to deal 3 damage! The Dragonfly Slime has been defeated, and you gain 1 exp. 2 Slime Coins fall to the ground.
---
Horizon
Level 1 Human Man
3/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Notepad
Dice: D4
Roll: 4
You go into a rage and charge the wall! As the wall is infinitely big nothing is really obstructing you from hitting it, and deal 8 damage to it in your fury! A Coconut Slime, a Firecracker Slime and 2 Regular Slime are knocked out of the wall.
---
Devastator
Level 1 Catgirl
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D4
Roll: 3
You Catgirl your way up the tree and manage to slip into the shop.
---
BlackPaladin99
Level 1
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4
Roll: 1
You do not kill the Dragonfly Slime.
(When you get enough exp, you will level up. This causes you to gain more HP and a better dice)
---
Quarque
Level 1 Troll Wizard
5/5 HP
2/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4
Roll: 2
You hold your Tree Stump more firmly and hit the wall dealing 1 damage. A Leaf Slime falls out of the wall!
---
Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
You hit the Infinite Wall of Slime to deal 3 damage. An Umbrella Slime comes out of the wall!
---
Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
You decide to make a deal with the Gift Shop Slime... And succeed! Now if only you had even a single tourist.
---
TricMagic
Level 1
5/5 HP
0/5 EXP.
Dice: D4
Roll: 4
You stop a section of the Infinite Wall of Slime from moving, disrupting some of the other slimes causing 8 damage to the wall. A Hammock Slime, a Bulldozer Slime and an Irregular Slime near the stopped slimes are forced out of the wall.
----
Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-93/Infinity HP.
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime: 22/22 HP
Coconut Slime: 5/5 HP
Bulldozer Slime: 4/4 HP
Umbrella Slime: 3/3 HP
Hammock Slime: 2/2 HP
Irregular Slime: 2/2 HP
Firecracker Slime: 2/2 HP
Leaf Slime: 1/1 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Dragonfly Slime was defeated! Strif3 and IronyOwl gain 1 exp. 2 Slime Coins drop to the ground.
The Boss Lump jiggles and rolls a 6! It bursts out of the wall to reveal itself as a Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime! This slime is the most powerful slime that emerged from the wall to date!
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Singing Constellation: A Sci-Fi, High Fantasy Space Odyssey (6/∞)
« on: April 01, 2023, 05:32:25 pm »
That is exactly what I thought in fact.
We still waiting on anyone?
We still waiting on anyone?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!
« on: April 01, 2023, 11:44:25 am »
The missed action has been added to the last update.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!
« on: March 31, 2023, 07:22:59 pm »
Turn 12
Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
5/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6
Roll: 5
You charge the Boss Lump and stab it, causing 5 damage to the Infinite Wall of Slime! But no slimes pop out...
(Tip: Better dice have a lower critical chance, a lower fail rate, and better results on average)
---
Fluffe9911
Level 2 Human Adventurer
5/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Dice: D6.
Roll: 2
You slash the Boss Lump to deal 2 damage to the Infinite Wall of Slime. Nothing pops out. Hmm...
---
King Zultan
Level 1 Zebra
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
You eat the Giraffe Slime for 8 damage! You gain 1 exp!
---
Knightwing64
Level 1
DEAD/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
You try to fire off the closest thing you can have to a magical nuke while still being level 1. The Gift Shop Slime retaliates by throwing a tacky slime figurine at you, which prematurely detonates your attack causing it to explode on you dealing 3 damage! You are now DEAD!
You find yourself in a room. A skeleton guy in a black robe is busy mopping the floor. He is wearing a nametag that says "Hello. My name is DEATH". There are a bunch of board games lined up on shelves on the wall. To your east is a door labelled "LIFE".
---
Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
4/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Oak Tree (Rooted in the shop)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
It turns out that a furniture menu isn't an actual thing. Seems like you'll need to go collect your tree the hard way.
---
Strif3
Level 1 Mold
5/5 HP
2/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
You try to latch onto the Boss Lump; but the Boss Lump appears to be too powerful to consume in this manner!
---
A_Curious_Cat
Level 1 Machinist
4/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 7
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You appear to have already found all the good stuff that you are likely to find that would be of specific interest to a Machinist. Unless you wanted to buy a wrench for 1 Slime Coin.
---
IronyOwl
Level 1 Tree Slime
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Allies: Squirrel Slime 3/3 HP
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
You and your Squirrel Slime ally, (who rolled a 2) attack the Infinite Wall of Slime to deal 4 damage! A Dragonfly Slime flies out of the wall!
---
Horizon
Level 1 Human Man
3/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Notepad
Dice: D4
Roll: 1
Umm... I guess you're a human man, and men aren't supposed to cry or something. Society's generally accepted gender norms are sort of BS, but on the other hand this is as good as you can reasonably expect a 1 roll to go for you.
---
Devastator
Level 1 Catgirl
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D4
Roll: 1
You try to head to the shop, but for some reason there's a tree blocking you from entering. Noteworthy is the fact that the tree is obstructing the shop door from the inside of the shop!
---
BlackPaladin99
Level 1
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4
Roll: 4
You brutalize the Giraffe Slime for 8 damage before King Zultan eats it. You gain 1 exp!
---
Quarque
Level 1 Troll Wizard
5/5 HP
2/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4
Roll: 1
You try to hit the wall, but you fumble your weapon mid-swing!
---
Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You thank Fish Sugarpants and then punch the Pillow Slime. It only did 1 damage but it did the trick! You gain 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin!
---
Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You decide to just sort of give the Gift Slime a tour of the Infinite Wall of Slime. The Gift Shop slime just sort of goes along with it and doesn't seem to enthused. Possibly because it was part of the wall just moments ago.
----
Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-69/Infinity HP.
Boss Lump: (7)
Dragonfly Slime: 4/4 HP
Gift Shop Slime: 2/2 HP
Pillow Slime was punched out! Naturegril1999 gained 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin
Giraffe Slime was defeated! King Zultan and BlackPaladin99 gain 1 exp.
Gift Shop Slime rolled a 4! It counterattacks Knightwing64 for 3 damage!
The Boss Lump starts to wobble... It rolls a 3. It is still embedded in the Infinite Wall of Slime.
Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
5/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6
Roll: 5
You charge the Boss Lump and stab it, causing 5 damage to the Infinite Wall of Slime! But no slimes pop out...
(Tip: Better dice have a lower critical chance, a lower fail rate, and better results on average)
---
Fluffe9911
Level 2 Human Adventurer
5/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Dice: D6.
Roll: 2
You slash the Boss Lump to deal 2 damage to the Infinite Wall of Slime. Nothing pops out. Hmm...
---
King Zultan
Level 1 Zebra
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
You eat the Giraffe Slime for 8 damage! You gain 1 exp!
---
Knightwing64
Level 1
DEAD/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
You try to fire off the closest thing you can have to a magical nuke while still being level 1. The Gift Shop Slime retaliates by throwing a tacky slime figurine at you, which prematurely detonates your attack causing it to explode on you dealing 3 damage! You are now DEAD!
You find yourself in a room. A skeleton guy in a black robe is busy mopping the floor. He is wearing a nametag that says "Hello. My name is DEATH". There are a bunch of board games lined up on shelves on the wall. To your east is a door labelled "LIFE".
---
Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
4/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Oak Tree (Rooted in the shop)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
It turns out that a furniture menu isn't an actual thing. Seems like you'll need to go collect your tree the hard way.
---
Strif3
Level 1 Mold
5/5 HP
2/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
You try to latch onto the Boss Lump; but the Boss Lump appears to be too powerful to consume in this manner!
---
A_Curious_Cat
Level 1 Machinist
4/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 7
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You appear to have already found all the good stuff that you are likely to find that would be of specific interest to a Machinist. Unless you wanted to buy a wrench for 1 Slime Coin.
---
IronyOwl
Level 1 Tree Slime
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Allies: Squirrel Slime 3/3 HP
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
You and your Squirrel Slime ally, (who rolled a 2) attack the Infinite Wall of Slime to deal 4 damage! A Dragonfly Slime flies out of the wall!
---
Horizon
Level 1 Human Man
3/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Notepad
Dice: D4
Roll: 1
Umm... I guess you're a human man, and men aren't supposed to cry or something. Society's generally accepted gender norms are sort of BS, but on the other hand this is as good as you can reasonably expect a 1 roll to go for you.
---
Devastator
Level 1 Catgirl
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D4
Roll: 1
You try to head to the shop, but for some reason there's a tree blocking you from entering. Noteworthy is the fact that the tree is obstructing the shop door from the inside of the shop!
---
BlackPaladin99
Level 1
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4
Roll: 4
You brutalize the Giraffe Slime for 8 damage before King Zultan eats it. You gain 1 exp!
---
Quarque
Level 1 Troll Wizard
5/5 HP
2/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4
Roll: 1
You try to hit the wall, but you fumble your weapon mid-swing!
---
Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You thank Fish Sugarpants and then punch the Pillow Slime. It only did 1 damage but it did the trick! You gain 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin!
---
Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You decide to just sort of give the Gift Slime a tour of the Infinite Wall of Slime. The Gift Shop slime just sort of goes along with it and doesn't seem to enthused. Possibly because it was part of the wall just moments ago.
----
Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-69/Infinity HP.
Boss Lump: (7)
Dragonfly Slime: 4/4 HP
Gift Shop Slime: 2/2 HP
Pillow Slime was punched out! Naturegril1999 gained 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin
Giraffe Slime was defeated! King Zultan and BlackPaladin99 gain 1 exp.
Gift Shop Slime rolled a 4! It counterattacks Knightwing64 for 3 damage!
The Boss Lump starts to wobble... It rolls a 3. It is still embedded in the Infinite Wall of Slime.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Singing Constellation: A Sci-Fi, High Fantasy Space Odyssey (6/∞)
« on: March 31, 2023, 02:40:21 pm »
Su Lin
'An ignorant friend can lead you astray, but a true friend will enlighten your way.'
Knowing what Su Lin knows now, Su Lin wonders what is going on in his companion's heads. Velklin in particular seemed like he was about to make a mistake. The whole ordeal with Geshemblos happened because Geshemblos was corrupted by foreign magic. Offering him yet more foreign magic was just begging for trouble!
Su Lin felt certain that the best way to help Geshemblos was to simply do the same thing as he did with Ornos; which is to simply believe in it, and perpetuate the idea of the god within his own mind. This is the manner in which this deity had traditionally sustained its existence, and would alleviate its need of the obelisk.
Action 1: Su Lin invokes Soothing Song
Action 2: Su Lin believes in Geshemblos.
Action 3: Su Lin attempts to meditate to better understand the Dao of Fire.
'An ignorant friend can lead you astray, but a true friend will enlighten your way.'
Knowing what Su Lin knows now, Su Lin wonders what is going on in his companion's heads. Velklin in particular seemed like he was about to make a mistake. The whole ordeal with Geshemblos happened because Geshemblos was corrupted by foreign magic. Offering him yet more foreign magic was just begging for trouble!
Su Lin felt certain that the best way to help Geshemblos was to simply do the same thing as he did with Ornos; which is to simply believe in it, and perpetuate the idea of the god within his own mind. This is the manner in which this deity had traditionally sustained its existence, and would alleviate its need of the obelisk.
Action 1: Su Lin invokes Soothing Song
Action 2: Su Lin believes in Geshemblos.
Action 3: Su Lin attempts to meditate to better understand the Dao of Fire.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!
« on: March 30, 2023, 11:23:23 pm »
Turn 11
Event: A Boss Lump popped out of the Infinite Wall of Slime! Hit it hard enough and a Boss might emerge from the wall!
Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
5/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6
Roll: 2
You're pretty sure that the Infinite Wall of Slime has never had its guard up. So you have no trouble just hitting it and deal 2 damage. A Giraffe Slime jiggles out of the wall.
---
Fluffe9911
Level 2 Human Adventurer
5/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Dice: D6.
Roll: 4
The Bicycle Slime was already destroyed by the time you get to it. You skillfully ride it into the Regular Slime anyway, running over the Regular Slime for 3 damage! You gain 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin!
Welcome to Level 2
You now have 10 HP and a D6! Also you're higher on the list, which doesn't actually change anything.
---
King Zultan
Level 1 Zebra
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
You consume the Dog Slime gaining 1 exp! You don't see any slime coins on the ground though.
---
Knightwing64
Level 1
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
You cast "Die Now" on the telescope slime, causing it to die for 8 necrotic damage! You gain 1 exp!
---
Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
4/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Oak Tree (Rooted in the shop)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
That makes sense. You head on out and claim a plot of land for yourself. Of course, the duties of defending the legitimacy of your claim lies entirely with you.
---
Strif3
Level 1 Mold
5/5 HP
2/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
You quickly convert the Dog Slime into a Human-Faced Dog Slime before King Zultan finishes eating it!
---
A_Curious_Cat
Level 1 Machinist
4/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 7
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
You head to the shop and check to see what Machinist Tools you can afford. You see a Drill Press for 6 Slime Coins, a Bandsaw for 4 Slime Coins, a Depth Guage for 2 Slime Coins, a File Set for 3 Slime Coins, and a pair of Safety Goggles for 2 Slime Coins!
The prices here seem more than a bit unusual.
---
IronyOwl
Level 1 Tree Slime
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Allies: Squirrel Slime 3/3 HP
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
You bop the kangaroo slime really hard and deal 8 damage! You gain 1 exp and 1 slime coin!
---
Horizon
Level 1 Human Man
3/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Notepad
Dice: D4
Roll: 1
You get a papercut trying to rip a page out of your notebook, cutting you for 1 damage!
---
Devastator
Level 1 Catgirl
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D4
Roll: 4
You stab the Bicycle Slime for 8 damage, deflating it entirely! You gain 1 exp and 2 Slime Coins.
---
BlackPaladin99
Level 1
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4
Roll: 4
You kill the Telescope Slime alongside Knightwing64! You gain 1 exp!
---
Quarque
Level 1 Troll Wizard
5/5 HP
2/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4
Roll: 3
You hit the Waterfall Slime for 3 damage, destorying it! You gain 1 exp and 2 Slime Coins!
---
Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
5/5 HP
2/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
You head to the shop and buy a discounted health potion for 1 Slime Coin! It heals you and nothing terrible happens!
---
Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You offer to do a tour of part of the Infinite Wall of Slime, and hit the wall for 2 damage! A Gift Shop Slime sails out of the wall!
----
Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-58/Infinity HP.
Boss Lump
Giraffe Slime: 2/2 HP
Gift Shop Slime: 2/2 HP
Pillow Slime: 1/1 HP
Bicycle Slime has been defeated! Devastator gains 1 exp and 2 Slime Coins.
Telescope Slime was killed! Knightwing64 and BlackPaladin99 gain 1 exp! 2 Slime Coins drop to the floor.
Waterfall Slime was defeated! Quarque gains 1 exp and 2 Slime Coins!
Kangaroo Slime was defeated. IronyOwl gains 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.
Human Faced Dog Slime was defeated! King Zultan gains 1 exp!
Regular Slime was defeated! Fluffe9911 gains 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin!
Pillow Slime rolled a 2! The Pillow Slime takes a nap.
Event: A Boss Lump popped out of the Infinite Wall of Slime! Hit it hard enough and a Boss might emerge from the wall!
Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
5/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6
Roll: 2
You're pretty sure that the Infinite Wall of Slime has never had its guard up. So you have no trouble just hitting it and deal 2 damage. A Giraffe Slime jiggles out of the wall.
---
Fluffe9911
Level 2 Human Adventurer
5/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Dice: D6.
Roll: 4
The Bicycle Slime was already destroyed by the time you get to it. You skillfully ride it into the Regular Slime anyway, running over the Regular Slime for 3 damage! You gain 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin!
Welcome to Level 2
You now have 10 HP and a D6! Also you're higher on the list, which doesn't actually change anything.
---
King Zultan
Level 1 Zebra
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
You consume the Dog Slime gaining 1 exp! You don't see any slime coins on the ground though.
---
Knightwing64
Level 1
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
You cast "Die Now" on the telescope slime, causing it to die for 8 necrotic damage! You gain 1 exp!
---
Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
4/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Oak Tree (Rooted in the shop)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
That makes sense. You head on out and claim a plot of land for yourself. Of course, the duties of defending the legitimacy of your claim lies entirely with you.
---
Strif3
Level 1 Mold
5/5 HP
2/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
You quickly convert the Dog Slime into a Human-Faced Dog Slime before King Zultan finishes eating it!
---
A_Curious_Cat
Level 1 Machinist
4/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 7
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
You head to the shop and check to see what Machinist Tools you can afford. You see a Drill Press for 6 Slime Coins, a Bandsaw for 4 Slime Coins, a Depth Guage for 2 Slime Coins, a File Set for 3 Slime Coins, and a pair of Safety Goggles for 2 Slime Coins!
The prices here seem more than a bit unusual.
---
IronyOwl
Level 1 Tree Slime
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Allies: Squirrel Slime 3/3 HP
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
You bop the kangaroo slime really hard and deal 8 damage! You gain 1 exp and 1 slime coin!
---
Horizon
Level 1 Human Man
3/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Notepad
Dice: D4
Roll: 1
You get a papercut trying to rip a page out of your notebook, cutting you for 1 damage!
---
Devastator
Level 1 Catgirl
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D4
Roll: 4
You stab the Bicycle Slime for 8 damage, deflating it entirely! You gain 1 exp and 2 Slime Coins.
---
BlackPaladin99
Level 1
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4
Roll: 4
You kill the Telescope Slime alongside Knightwing64! You gain 1 exp!
---
Quarque
Level 1 Troll Wizard
5/5 HP
2/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4
Roll: 3
You hit the Waterfall Slime for 3 damage, destorying it! You gain 1 exp and 2 Slime Coins!
---
Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
5/5 HP
2/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
You head to the shop and buy a discounted health potion for 1 Slime Coin! It heals you and nothing terrible happens!
---
Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You offer to do a tour of part of the Infinite Wall of Slime, and hit the wall for 2 damage! A Gift Shop Slime sails out of the wall!
----
Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-58/Infinity HP.
Boss Lump
Giraffe Slime: 2/2 HP
Gift Shop Slime: 2/2 HP
Pillow Slime: 1/1 HP
Bicycle Slime has been defeated! Devastator gains 1 exp and 2 Slime Coins.
Telescope Slime was killed! Knightwing64 and BlackPaladin99 gain 1 exp! 2 Slime Coins drop to the floor.
Waterfall Slime was defeated! Quarque gains 1 exp and 2 Slime Coins!
Kangaroo Slime was defeated. IronyOwl gains 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.
Human Faced Dog Slime was defeated! King Zultan gains 1 exp!
Regular Slime was defeated! Fluffe9911 gains 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin!
Pillow Slime rolled a 2! The Pillow Slime takes a nap.