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Turn 5

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King Zultan
Level 1 Zebra
3/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.

Roll: 1
You are too full to eat any more slimes and at least one of those slimes is evidently not safe for consumption by zebras! You lose 1 HP.

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Knightwing64
Level 1
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.

Roll: 1
You go to get your share of the loot only to find out that the much closer Fluffe9911 already looted them all! And in the time it took for you to look for something to killsteal, you could probably have killed something on your own!

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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
4/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.

Roll: 1
You go around in circles, but for some reason are unable to find a tree. Now you feel tired!

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Strif3
Level 1 Mold
2/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.

Roll: 2
You try to infect the Infinite Wall of Slime and deal 1 damage. A Regular Slime falls off the wall with you attached to it.

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A_Curious_Cat
Level 1 Machinist
DEAD/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.

Roll: 3
You pick up a Slime Coin. As you are level 1, you only have a D4 which cannot possibly roll a 5 because it does not even have a 5 on it. Anyway, you whack the Infinite Wall of Slime to deal 4 damage. A backpack slime is loosed from the wall!

The Hammer Slime hits you back for 2 damage, and you are now DEAD!

You appear in a room, and see a skeleton guy wearing a black robe. It has a nametage that says "Hello. My name is DEATH". It seems excited to see you. There are a lot of miscellaneous board games and stuff arranged on some large shelves on the wall. A few feet to your left is a door with the word "LIFE" written on it.

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IronyOwl
Level 1 Tree Slime
5/5 HP
2/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Allies: Squirrel Slime 2/2 HP.
Dice: D4.

Roll: 3
You use some manner of Tree Slime appendage to pet the Squirrel Slime. It is a hat now!

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Fluffe9911
Level 1 Human Adventurer
4/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Dice: D4.

Roll: 4
You pick up the two Slime Coins and then strike the Regular Slime to deal 8 damage, which is seven more than needed. You then pick up the Slime Coin it dropped too.

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Horizon
Level 1
2/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4

Roll: 1
You try to become the avatar of the Slime Wall, but ultimately just get beat up by some of the slimes in the wall when you try touching it, losing 3 HP.

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TricMagic
Level 1
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4

Offscreen

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Devastator
Level 1 Catgirl
5/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4

Roll: 1
You look around for a while, but are unable to find any armor that you can afford with only 2 Slime Coins.

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Nirur Torir
Level 1 Rogue
5/5 HP
2/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Ice Cream Knife
Dice: D4

Roll: 2
You haggle with Fish Sugerpants over the price. On one hand, the price appears to be missing which implies that it is free, but on the other hand the fact that its price tag says "Slime Coins", like, with an 's' implies that it has to be multiple Slime Coins because of the plural, though the amount is still unclear. In the end you manage to agree to purchase it for 2 Slime Coins and add it to your Swag.

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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-33/Infinity HP.
Boat Slime: 5/5 HP
Backpack Slime: 4/4 HP
Hammer Slime: 2/4 HP (Attacked by Strif3 and A_Curious_Cat)
Grass Slime: 2/2 HP
Lighthouse Slime: 2/2 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Regular Slime was destroyed. Fluffe9911 gained 1 exp.


Hammer Slime rolled a 3, escaping from A_Curious_Cat and bashing them for 2 damage!
Squirrel Slime rolled a 1. It is a hat now.
Grass Slime rolled a 2. It strikes King Zultan for 1 damage.
Lighthouse Slime rolled a 4. It shines a light and a Boat Slime emerges from the wall!

Su Lin
'Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but the search for what's missing makes it stronger.'

Wait hold on dial it back a bit. What's all this about a haunted fountain with a smiling cube statue that giggles every once in a while? That seems like the sort of thing that should have been mentioned earlier.

The presence of one or possibly several spirits had some very large implications. If someone died on this ship, then why weren't they resurrected? Su Lin approaches the statue and meditates in an attempt to communicate with whatever is at the statue on a spiritual level.

Action 1: Su Lin checks the ship for anything else that may have been missed.
Action 2: Su Lin attempts to communicate with the haunted statue
Action 3: Su Lin activates Soothing Song

Turn 3


King Zultan
Level 1 Zebra
1/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.

Roll: 2
You go and nibble on the Zebra Slime to deal 1 damage. Wait, does that count as cannibalism? And uh oh! The Zebra Slime is biting you back! You are badly injured by its counterattack!

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Naturegirl1999
Level 1
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.

Offscreen

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Knightwing64
Level 1
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.

Offscreen

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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
4/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.

Roll: 3
You just sort of start walking and put some distance between yourself and whatever the heck is going on here. You still see the Infinite Wall of Slime from where you are, and likely will be able to get back to it any time you want on account of it being infinitely large. Though you don't really see much of anything else of interest around aside from the wall and those odd doors.

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Strif3
Level 1 Mold
2/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.

Roll: 1
You attempt to absorb nutrients from the ground. Unfortunately, the lingering flames from the Fire Slime offset any healing that you gained and then some leaving you with 1 less HP.

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A_Curious_Cat
Level 1 Machinist
1/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.

Roll: 4
You reintroduce your Spirit Level to the Infinite Wall of Slime to deal 8 damage to it, and render your Spirit Level completely inoperable! A Hammer Slime, a Squirrel Slime and 2 Regular Slime slough off the wall!

You also get struck by something that you were ignoring!

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IronyOwl
Level 1 Tree Slime
5/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.

Roll: 1
You have offended the Tree Slime! Although even as the GM I am not entirely sure exactly how. Maybe something to do with pollution or changes in temperature or humidity levels? Regardless of the cause, it seems unlikely that you'll be able to Ally with this particular Tree Slime.

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Fluffe9911
Level 1 Human Adventurer
5/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D4.

Roll: 2
You easily loot the Slime Coin on the ground, as nobody else seemed interested in it. You then proceed to strike the Tree Slime to deal 1 damage to it!

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Horizon
Level 1
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4

Roll: 2
You decide to try to Bench Press the Infinite Wall of Slime. You sort of walk up to it and lie down and try to grab it with your appendages and push up. You think you succeeded for a moment, but then realize that you only managed to lift one Red Slime out of the wall, damaging the wall for 2 HP.

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TricMagic
Level 1
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4

Roll: 2
You sneeze on the Infinite Wall of Slime, dealing 1 damage and knocking a Regular Slime off of it.

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Devastator
Level 1 Catgirl
5/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Dice: D4

Roll: 4
You slash the Zebra slime for 8 damage, cutting the thing down!

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Nirur Torir
Level 1 Rogue
5/5 HP
2/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4

Roll: 4
You stab the slime in its slime dealing 8 damage! The slime was defeated. You quickly pocket its 2 Slime Coins.

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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-24/Infinity HP.
Hammer Slime: 4/4 HP
Tree Slime: 2/4 HP (Attacked by Fluffe9911)
Squirrel Slime: 2/2 HP
Red Slime: 2/2 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Zebra Slime was defeated! King Zultan and Devastator gain 1 Exp! 2 Slime Coins were left behind.
Brick Slime was defeated! Nirur Torir gains 2 Exp!

Zebra Slime rolled a 4! It bites back at King Zultan to deal 4 damage!
Tree Slime rolled a 1! It falls over and takes 1 damage.
Brick Slime rolled a 4! It smashes into A_Curious_Cat to deal 4 damage!

Turn 1

King Zultan
Level 1 Zebra
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.

Roll: 4
You open up your maw and just go to town on the Infinite Wall of Slime, dealing 8 damage! Several slimes pop out of the wall as you do so, including a Zebra Slime, a Tree Slime and two Regular Slimes.

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Naturegirl1999
Level 1
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.

Roll: 1
You attempt to open the door labelled shop, but you phase right through it. Apparently you need to define your entity first, although you're pretty sure that it wouldn't have been necessary if you rolled anything other than a 1, and also that even if you defined it you would still somehow fail to go through the door with that roll anyway.

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Knightwing64
Level 1
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.

Roll: 3
You cast a Fireball on the wall of slime to deal 3 damage! A Fire Slime, unfazed by the flames pops off the wall near the point of impact.

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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.

Roll: 1
You wander around looking for something called 'adorably' to sit around, but are unable to find something matching that description.

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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-11/Infinity HP.
Zebra Slime: 4/4 HP
Fire Slime: 3/3 HP
Tree Slime: 2/2 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP

Grimtusk rolls his eyes at Ted.

Grimtusk's actual proposal is to return most of the stuff that would be missed, as well as the civilians. As for the other stuff, we should keep it. Drezzen will just have to find a way to get by without honeycombs, insectoid slime molds and nuisance birds.

Event 3: Return the cultural artifacts and civilians to Drezzen, but use the other stuff to assist our research projects.

Grimtusk considers the options. He sticks to what his infantry is good at, opting for yet more light infantry. He also takes a second wizard unit. He elects to abstain from the Nawra vote.

Regarding the loot... While Grimtusk is hesitant to forfeit the stuff he nonetheless elects to bring this to the Council's attention. The enemy materials discovered amongst the loot seem to be of too much importance to be regarded as disposable evidence; the most valuable of them being the food. The benefits it would have to the research department would be obvious.

Grimtusk notes that the most common unit types used by the Grand Army is infantry, so it makes the most sense to provide them with upgrades. The enemy has been most effective at medium range, and Grimtusk has some ideas on how to counter this.

For light infantry, the inclusion of small explosives would enable them to either deal heavy damage to hostile forces trying to chase them or at the very least make it easier to get back outside of their effective range. Being in a light formation would also mean a prematurely detonated bomb would not result in a devastating chain reaction. As a bonus it would also let them flush out enemy forces taking cover.

For the less mobile Line Infantry, while armor has largely fallen out of favor with the invention of gunpowder; the enemy attacks tend to favor quantity over quality. Armor designed to resist puncture damage would be effective against their conventional weapons and their artillery, making our Line Infantry much harder to break.

Event 1: Grimtusk takes 2 Light Infantry and 1 Wizard.
Event 2: Grimtusk abstains from the vote.
Event 3: Grimtusk reveals the loot to the Council.
Event 4: Timed Explosives for Light Infantry AND Puncture resistent armor for Line Infantry
Event 5: Grimtusk votes to research how to better kill the invaders.

Who are we still waiting for?

Su Lin
'The vastness of space reminds us that our problems are small in comparison, and our potential is infinite.'

Having heard the narrator explaining what everyone is doing, Su Lin learned that some of his allies had got into a fight. Without a space suit, Su Lin couldn't really do much about it. Also, Lemmy apparantly swiped Ornos from Su Lin's head while he was meditating; which gives Su Lin an idea or two...

Su Lin also has a suggestion for Velklin. If they can grant minor wishes, perhaps they could use that ability to procure some heavenly treasure, cultivation technique, training facilities or otherwise use it to bolster our abilities?

Action 1: Su Lin casts Soothing Song, enabling Ornos to help Lemmy and Burt.
Action 2: Su Lin suggests for the group to use one of their actions to Believe in Ornos.
Action 3: Su Lin cycles his Qi in an attempt to improve his Mana stat