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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« on: October 19, 2011, 08:57:37 am »
Really? OH well. *Pulls the other lever for MAGMA*
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« on: October 19, 2011, 05:46:18 am »
Acursed kobold rights activists.. *Locks artifact door, pulls lever and unleashes 5 cave dragons on the Kobold lovers.*
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« on: October 18, 2011, 01:36:25 pm »
Are you sure you don't want to join in? We have whack a kobold, and funnel cakes! And infinite refills at the beer tent if you're a dwarf.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« on: October 18, 2011, 01:07:20 pm »
Come on, wheres your spirit? Don't be the guy at a party that is depressed and ignores everyone.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Kill a Kobold Month!
« on: October 18, 2011, 12:47:15 pm »
Since it is currently the best month of all time, I declare it Kill a Kobald month! It's rather simple really. Capture a kobold if possible and hold it prisoner until you deem it fit to kill it in the most amusing way possible. Endless possibilities! What about the Giant desert scorpion you found, and its just sitting doing nothing? Well, heres an excuse to chuck it in a pit with a mutant dog-thingy that deserves to perish before the might of the Dwarven Warmachine!
Magma, always a favorite. If possible, dig a pit from the surface all the way into the magma sea and drop him in there for a barrel of laughs.
Then there is of course pitting it against your fresh recruits (be sure to remove all armor and weapons from it!) and let them use their training swords to beat the fellow to a bloody pulp. Oh such fun!
The person who comes up with the most inventive Kobold kill wins a free box of cookies. And remember the Dwarven Warmachine is lording over you. Do NOT fail.
(Elves are not allowed to join. If an elf is spotted near any festive dwarven grounds it is to be shot, hacked apart, stabbed or beaten to death. No exceptions, except to elven kings. All other races besides dwarves must bring beer to partipate in festivities. Kobolds must be captured or killed.)
Magma, always a favorite. If possible, dig a pit from the surface all the way into the magma sea and drop him in there for a barrel of laughs.
Then there is of course pitting it against your fresh recruits (be sure to remove all armor and weapons from it!) and let them use their training swords to beat the fellow to a bloody pulp. Oh such fun!
The person who comes up with the most inventive Kobold kill wins a free box of cookies. And remember the Dwarven Warmachine is lording over you. Do NOT fail.
(Elves are not allowed to join. If an elf is spotted near any festive dwarven grounds it is to be shot, hacked apart, stabbed or beaten to death. No exceptions, except to elven kings. All other races besides dwarves must bring beer to partipate in festivities. Kobolds must be captured or killed.)
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Oceanbridge - A Fortress Defense Community Fort Thing
« on: October 18, 2011, 12:08:45 pm »
*Shakes head* Tell me. Where did we go so wrong? Also, can you give Heavy weapons guy an iron crossbow, or a artifact crossbow if one shows up?
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Oceanbridge - A Fortress Defense Community Fort Thing
« on: October 17, 2011, 09:43:35 am »
SO MUCH BLOOD!
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DF Suggestions / Re: Rip out organs/bones
« on: October 12, 2011, 01:51:19 am »
Say you've got an chest wound, they pass out you cut open their ribs and remove their heart and eat it for lunch. Or chuck it at a demon which promptly gets decapitated by it.
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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: just caged a cyclops
« on: October 12, 2011, 01:30:22 am »
Good idea.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Oceanbridge - A Fortress Defense Community Fort Thing
« on: October 12, 2011, 12:19:34 am »
Elephants. Kill them, and make them into delicious sandvichs.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: The Hall of Legends
« on: October 11, 2011, 10:53:23 pm »
I too, vote On the Nature of Dwarves.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Icemachines, saving the world from starvation [SUCCESSION_FORT][NEED_OVERSEERS]
« on: October 11, 2011, 10:51:52 pm »
We need to kill everything that undulates rhythmically.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: On the Nature of Dwarves
« on: October 11, 2011, 10:50:21 pm »
Noblity is next hm? "Nobles seem to attract magma on a regular basis after imprisoning someone who coulden't fufill their request for bismuth products."
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Oceanbridge - A Fortress Defense Community Fort Thing
« on: October 11, 2011, 10:47:02 pm »
Elephants are no match for Heavy Weapons Guy! Mind posting his screen with personality, stats, likes, fear of worms perhaps?
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dwarven Training
« on: October 11, 2011, 10:38:20 pm »
I guess we both just have diffirent ways of thinking. You care about your dwarves and I prefer to have !!fun!! with my own. And dwarves suffer pointless deaths all the time. And no, I don't just toss them into the caverns and let them back in. They actually have to fight down there for a while before I let them out. If they all survive, they're a little bit stronger and aren't just "canon fodder".