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Messages - Masked_Hunter1825

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Stop confusing me. I swear, if you do something horrible will happen. More specificly, a forgotten beast made out of a really hard substence that can't be killed and can fly will casually enter the fort and kill everyone.

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Who, what?

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I want Heavy Weapons dwarf. :c

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Dwarf me.

Name:Patchy
Gender:Male
Skills: Any millitary skill.

Notes on patchy: Hes more down to earth, has an eyepatch and an australlian accent. He likes killing goblins and elves. And hes usually calm while hitting them in the head with something sharp, pointy or crushing.

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If the fort is going to die, let it die to the legions of the circus.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dwarven Training
« on: October 10, 2011, 10:13:30 pm »
Trials aren't required, its just fun to do. And it gets rid of useless weak dwarves such as animal dissectors or fish cleaners or something. Then again, theres always the chance that all of them will survive the training. Then I got 10 elites and you got 3 elites and a few chumps.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dwarven Training
« on: October 10, 2011, 08:28:03 am »
Well, for marksdwarf training you can toss them in the caverns with their crossbow and a knife. Give them no ammo so they can survive melee encounters before dropping in some bolts.

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I need a new dwarf, but im going with the one I posted a while back. Doesn't have to be a marksman. This fort is epic, but what happened to the demon arc plot?!

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dwarven Training
« on: October 10, 2011, 05:43:01 am »
Cool. Dwarves are fun to train. I like to seperate the weak of the millitary before they are killed in combat against the never ending war with goblins. They have to survive first. Sure, they might have a few broken bones from the fall and sure they might get mauled to death because those wooden weapons aren't good for much but if they do survive, all that have are the finest my fort has to offer. I AM PROUD OF THEM.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dwarven Training
« on: October 10, 2011, 04:22:46 am »
Well, cavern training helps if you chuck them a few Z levels down.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Dwarven Training
« on: October 10, 2011, 03:21:34 am »
Hello to you all. I had a question, I know some people just toss anyone into the millitary. I was wondering if some people were like me and forced them through trials and see if they survive it. If you do force your dwarves to say.. get chucked in the caverns with a wooden sword and shield and try to survive for a while against the unending monster hordes then tell me. If you do any special training or trials, do share.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Funniest Names
« on: October 09, 2011, 02:15:09 am »
Had a dwarf called 'Gumbo' Meatsacks. He was the resident butcher.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Demon companion.
« on: October 09, 2011, 02:12:48 am »
Night creatures tend to just kick me in the face and im down.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Hilarious stuff from Legends Mode
« on: October 09, 2011, 02:09:02 am »
I once read about a dwarf who fought an elf, got chopped up into bits and then got eaten.


And that a clown got smoked by a grizzly as well. I think grizzly bears have the ability to destroy such horrible monsters that are way bigger then they are. Cause alot of clowns have been killed by bears of destruction. If toady reads this, make a bear megabeast. :D

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Demon companion.
« on: October 09, 2011, 02:01:10 am »
Wait, so demons are the size of houses. Dwarves are about 3-5 feet tall. Yet somehow, dwarves can manage to defeat a massive army of the house tall demons using cave ins, spikes and sometimes millitary force?


....Only in dwarf fortress. Also, good job at having a coyote demon partner. Any ambushes should just run away really really really fast. Or they could, but they are too busy being burned and stomped to death.

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