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Game might not be fun, it'd be more !!fun!! when one arrives. Your dwarves will just stand around getting the snot knocked out of them. Except the snot is their skin/bones/organs ect.. Make them shoot magma globs too.

As the nigh immortal avatar of the apocolypse approchs the new mountain home, he goes around a newly made hallway. Suddenly, he finds himself trapped, and the walls cave in. Yup. That simple to kill em. OHOHOHOHO. But anyways, good idea.

Why do we have to go all out with a trap. It might be cool to watch, and powerful if it works but theres ALOT of demons. I think a cave-in might be our best bet. or a megabeast.

No no no. !!-pig tail sock-!!

Anything involving a giant cave spider is lame! We need a bronze collosus, two puppies one duke and fifteen fish people.

Being a big fan of Team Fortress 2 and dwarf fortress, i've decided to make a story or two or however many for fun. So if they become popular or I feel like writing again, i'll do so!



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It was your average day in the Gravelpit. The RED team was preparing itself for another endless and pointless battle again the BLU team. The usual banter was going around at this time. The scout would be asking for a dispenser, the engineer would be saying nope. The heavy would constantly ask for a medic, and the medic would be too busy healing the soldier who keeps trying to rocket jump.

Oddly enough, a portal opened and the team got shot to a diffirent world. A simple yet complex and dangerous world that should never have been born. The group looked around, seeing mountains.

The scout looked around for a bit. "..Kay this does not look good here uhm.." he said to his fellow teammates. They all looked around in wonder.

The engineer looked around. "Dammit fellas.. no metal aroun' here. Least not that I can see." "Well.." the spy responded. "Zis place looks odd. We've fought everywhere.. zis place must be.. new." The sniper looked around for a while, and spotted a creature in the distance.

"SPY!" he shouted before preparing his huntsmen arrow. The creature was a kobold who looked confused for a small moment before the sniper shot him in the head. "Stupid bloody spies.." he said with a evil smirk on his face.. he turned around to face his team mates who were looking in the distance. A massive group of kobolds surrounded by treasure was nearby.

The engineer saw their crudely made weapons. "Metal! Lets go fellas." with that, he charged off into the group of kobolds, who were happily eating their stolen meals. The rest of the team followed.


The spy used his watch to turn invisible, put up a disguise and appeared behind to kobold. "Peekaboo!" he said before he stabbed them in the backs causing them to scream. The rest of the group ran at him and slashed away. The medic however quickly healed him as he shot and ran off to try and backstab more later.

The scout dashed forward and clubbed ones head in. "BONK!" he said right after caving in another kobold skull. He leaped around shooting them with his scattergun.

The engineer just silently gathered up the weapons from the dead kobolds, converting them into metal pieces to be used for his constructions. The pyro and demoman were just standing behind.

The soldier fired a crocket at a large group of the kobolds, making them explode into a shower of gore. "If god had wanted you to live he would not have created ME!" he exclaimed.

The rest of the kobolds massed up, retaliating and causing several of the teammembers to fall back. The medic looked at the heavy. "Ready to charge!" the heavy simply nodded. He reved up his minigun and let out a loud roar before the medic flipped a switch on his medigun, causing the heavy to glow and become invulnerable. "I AM BULLET PROOOOOOOF!" the heavy said as bullets sprayed across the kobolds and made the ground red. The medic and heavy walked forward and by the end of the ubercharge every single kobold was dead.


The minigun stopped rotating. "So much blood! It is good day to be GIANT man!"


(Awaiting feedback. It was just a quick idea. I didn't really have time to make the story amazing.)

Taricus wonders how bowguns work. Meanwhile, Darvi raises his torch triumphantly before attempting to blind the Alatreon with its brightness(1 v 4) however, Darvi fails to notice that the Alatreon is several times taller than him, infact he doesn't even reach its knees.

The alatreon takes to the air before swooping down at Gregor Mc gregor, its powerful claws ready to slash him apart! With that, he attempts to time his jump to sever some wing tendons. (3 v 3) however, the gust knocks him on his back and saves him from being shredded by claws.

The alatreon swipes at Sinpwn, who attempts to side-step (2 v 6) he fails to do so and gets a massive gash across his chest. The pain is powerful (3 +1 v 4) but you are strong enough to keep standing. Blood falls down Sinpwn's chest, dripping on the floor. Sinpwn is too short to reach his wings right now!

Formfree sneaks around, hoping he won't be spotted (6 v 1) and successfully does so, as the alatreon is currently distracted. Formfree then goes to climb up the Alatreons tail (5 v 6) you do so, almost successfully before you slip and hit the ground. The Alatreon looks behind itself and lashes its tail, each strike imbued with the element of fire. (3 v 6) (1 v 5) formfree is relenetlessly pummeled twice, fire singeing him. Formfree falls into unconciousness..

Derm holds his trophy and begins casting a spell on it (6+1), the spell works and he has a shield up (-1 to attack rolls against you) the Alatreon takes notice, letting out a roar before being covered in jolts of red electricity also known as the dragon element and running straight at Derm with its Skypiercer horns. (4+1 v 4) your shield manages to protect you, but the force of the charge knocks you a bit far away.

The Alatreons skin is covered in teal markings as it takes to the air.