Had three glasses of Devil Springs vodka before doing this. I may regret this shortly.
11th of Slate:
What the fuck happened last night...? I was getting drunk, then I passed out. Now I'm being told that i'm in charge of the fortress! This...is...AWESOME! FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS, ATTACK EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T A DWARF!
13th of Slate:
What's that? Invaders are outside? DIG A HOLE TO THEM AND ATTACK!
16th of Slate:
SUCCESS! Next order of business, make a swimming pool by draining the river into the nearest hole!
16th of Slate cont:
Migrants! Fantastic!
18th of Slate:
Something collapsed. Probably nothing.
21st of Slate:
I heard another explosion. Where is that coming from?
22nd of Slate:
Now water is leaking everywhere! Somebody screamed something about a pump exploading on the surface?
25th of Slate:
I've decided that I need a giant tower in my honor.
1st of Felsite:
People keep coming to me! They tell me, "MY BROTHER WAS CRUSHED BY A FALLING CEILING!", "My mother drowned!", "I LOST ME BREN GUN!", and other crap like that! I don't care! I'M NOW THE ETERNAL RULER OF THIS FORTRESS!
6th of Felsite:
You know what? I don't like my tower anymore. TEAR IT DOWN!
6th of Felsite cont:
I heard a few screams as the tower fell. Probably nothing. Bastards always complaining about everything I do!
13th of Felsite:
Some kid went berserk according to reports. Aw who cares! What harm could one guy do?
15th of Felsite:
So what if everyone's going insane in some form or another! I'M STILL IN CHARGE!
16th of Felsite:
ELVEN CARAVAN! KILL THEM ALL!!!
beyond this point, I've become so inebriated that I've lost all sense of logic and apparently memory. Also, I didn't write anything past this point that was intelligible. I'm now sober with a horrible migraine. I haven't even checked the save nor do I remember what I did beyond the 16 of Felsite. Be prepared for whatever horrible madness I may have unleashed. The DFFD is acting really weird and the save refuses to upload, so I may try and use mediafire or something if this continues.
EDIT: Yep, the page just keeps crashing, so i'm going to use mediafire. standby.
EDIT 2:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/v5f4i4goqe686qz/SparkgearXIII.zip
