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Dear Urist McLegendaryCarpenter,

Even though your wife is the baroness, that doesn't mean that you get to laze about all the time too. I need those goddamned barrels, and I need them now.

Sincerely,
Your Overlord

well, maybe you could slow down the plump helmet production or get the stone crafter to make some pots.

Sincerely.
Urist McLegendaryCarpenter

"And then the zebra's and the buffalo kill both sides and the wars are over right, is that the answer? The answer is that there is no answer. we refuse to cooperate. They are at war with us because we at war with them. We burn there villages because they burned our villages because they burnt ours. They kill our young because we kill there young. Everything bad they do to us we do to them, then they do it back and the cycle continues."

"The Domidian is a bandit, and that Domidian just implied that Grapple used to be a bandit. Yet all the ponies in the room still focus on the Domidian. Why do you think that's so?"

I walk away from the bomb... 

Quote from: jaxler on February 19, 2012, 09:14:47 pm

dear migrants

WHY ARE YOU ALL FUCKING FISH CLEANERS. THIS FORT IS IN A FUCKING DESERT!!!!!!!!!!!!

sincerely
overseer.

We like a challenge.

Sincerely;

The Fishcleaners Guild, Local #12.

but why are half of you vampires?

Sincerely;
overseer

Jaxler wasn't angry that Grapple knew a Domidian. he was angry that he knew a bandit and that he didn't tell him about this back in the meeting hall but before he could say anything he heard Granite say something that disgusted him.

"Granite... who the hell told you that all Domidians were devil ponies?"

"ya I'm ready to lift, but there no need to bucking yell at the guy. also congratulation on finding boo Arbalest."

Jaxler walked back into the Depot to see if Grapple was done harassing the merchant.

"hay grapple, are ya done yet?"