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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« on: August 07, 2011, 09:47:17 am »
Wait, you made me Eric's husband?! bwhahahaha.
- Entry 1, Book 2 -
I swapped clothes with one of the poor saps that fell to the goblins and it seemed to work - they all think I'm dead. I altered my hair and slipped out of the fortress only to run into three dwarves coming towards the fort (something about "fleeing the ruins of Led's empire"). Knowing they'd probably mention me, i made a deal with one of them - let me pose as one of them and the other can get the hell out of this crazy hellhole (I swear, Catalyst is psychic about who and where we are, or something...). The husband agreed and legged it faster than i've ever seen a sane dwarf move. On the plus side; I've gained an attractive wife (though her voice seems oddly deep and i swear i saw stubble. Odd...) and no-one's the wiser as to who i am. Catalyst keeps calling me "Other" though, for some reason i cant fathom....
- Entry 1, Book 2 -
I swapped clothes with one of the poor saps that fell to the goblins and it seemed to work - they all think I'm dead. I altered my hair and slipped out of the fortress only to run into three dwarves coming towards the fort (something about "fleeing the ruins of Led's empire"). Knowing they'd probably mention me, i made a deal with one of them - let me pose as one of them and the other can get the hell out of this crazy hellhole (I swear, Catalyst is psychic about who and where we are, or something...). The husband agreed and legged it faster than i've ever seen a sane dwarf move. On the plus side; I've gained an attractive wife (though her voice seems oddly deep and i swear i saw stubble. Odd...) and no-one's the wiser as to who i am. Catalyst keeps calling me "Other" though, for some reason i cant fathom....
