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Messages - ThatAussieGuy

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: August 04, 2011, 07:09:54 am »
Sweet Armok!  A Ghost just possessed my Axe Lord during a combat drill.  RIP Axedwarf Asen Gusilrur.  While we may miss you, Axelord Asbo Earthenroughness, the Primitive Fight of Parity certainly didn't miss your arm and leg with his axe.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: August 04, 2011, 06:51:17 am »
Had to shut down the primary reactor of Knifemurders.  So it can be made BETTER.  Sadly, no magma pumping can occur till it's back online.  Not unless i get the (by comparison) minor ones running together on it.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Bit of a Cavy problem
« on: August 04, 2011, 06:06:16 am »
Quote from: SlimyMarmot on August 04, 2011, 05:59:19 am
Do what has to be done.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I used to have a couple of these, I fucking hate myself

So would I, i used to have a pair two.  Best pets ever.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Face Palm moments you had
« on: August 04, 2011, 05:35:26 am »
Been a while since I've played DF and i've forgotten what most of the levers in Knifemurders do (well, which lever in group x affects nearby object y).  Considering most are tied to power, water channeling and the pumpstack; this could end in !Fun!.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: August 04, 2011, 04:07:50 am »
To the general population of Knifemurders;  I just watched no less than FOUR of you drunken loons walk over a lever i requested pulled.  Thanks to your laziness, the new reactor's flooded.  As a result; punishment magma has been released.  May the burning fat of your friends be used as candles to enlighten the rest of you.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Bit of a Cavy problem
« on: August 04, 2011, 04:00:05 am »
Quote from: CriticallyAshamed on August 04, 2011, 03:00:51 am
Drop from tower - fun and profit ensue. Failing that you can always just butcher them.

How do you set up a tower drop, anyway?  I've got a nice mountain I'm not doing anything with.  Yet...

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Bit of a Cavy problem
« on: August 04, 2011, 02:37:35 am »
At some point, migrants brought some pet Cavies with them to Knifemurders.  They bred.  a LOT.  The fort's full of Stray Adult Cavies and Cavie Pups.  What should i do with them?  Big Guineapig Barbeque?  Or can they be trained?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: "Youth-anasia"-- A Shocking Tale of Dwarven Parenting
« on: August 04, 2011, 01:53:26 am »
Quote from: TheeBaconman on August 03, 2011, 11:18:02 pm
Quote from: zehive on August 03, 2011, 11:01:15 pm
Quote from: ManaUser on August 03, 2011, 10:48:22 pm
It had to be done. She hurt a cat.
*undesignates Kitty McCuteyes to be butchered

*mandates cat bone bolts*

Really? You're letting them reach cat-hood?  Why not just chain a breeding pair in a small room with deep channels that land near the crafting workshops?  Raining kitten bones for quick boltmaking!

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Urist McKenzie, The Original Party Dwarf
« on: August 02, 2011, 09:03:25 pm »
Heh, if he's truly Urist McKenzie he'll die by partying hard enough to cause a cave-in.  Taking a giant slug-like Forgotten Beast with noxious secretions with him

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Urist McKenzie, The Original Party Dwarf
« on: August 02, 2011, 11:28:03 am »
Quote from: Lectorog on August 02, 2011, 11:17:35 am
It's cool if he's the mayor, right?

How else would he mandate non-stop partying?

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« on: August 02, 2011, 07:42:30 am »
Quote from: Joshua IX on August 02, 2011, 06:49:26 am
Apologies for not getting back sooner. I was away from the internet over the past week. I regret to tell you that my computer physically cannot handle the save >.<

:/

Never fear, 'tis the Battlefailed tradition!

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: A thought on power
« on: August 01, 2011, 06:16:04 am »
Quote from: Number4 on July 31, 2011, 01:04:12 pm
Quote from: ClkWrkJester on July 31, 2011, 08:56:25 am
I am offended at the implication that a true dorf would ever clearcut a forest for material gain.  That he would destroy the fortress just to make some meagre amounts of glass.

A true dorf clearcuts to make the flooding and magma sprayers more predictable on the surface.

No. A true dorf clears the forest for no particular reason, just to annoy the elves.


A true dwarf uses magma to burn the land, boil the sea and build a killsat over the sky to take it away from those goddamn giant eagles.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: A thought on power
« on: July 31, 2011, 07:07:02 am »
Quote from: Deus Machina on July 31, 2011, 03:35:36 am
Quote from: Oliolli on July 31, 2011, 02:51:30 am
Which happens about two minutes after someone creates a pressure-based noble-and-prisoner-execution chamber.

We have that. It's called a bridge.

Pressure is pressure, right?

Pressure plate + bridge = a noble being elevated far above their station, followed by being brought back down to earth by common sense. And gravity.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dorflympics. Post your ideas.
« on: July 30, 2011, 10:06:40 pm »
The 50-yard pressurized water flow escape.  No-one's survived it yet, but that just means they're not trying hard enough!

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: A thought on power
« on: July 30, 2011, 09:37:31 pm »
What's the point of using everyday fuel sources when we already pervert the laws of thermodynamics to make magma our pumpstacked bitch? Seems like a step backwards if you ask me.

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