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Messages - Keldor

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15th Galena, 1071:

Ustuth Roofprotals was perhaps a bit overzealous in dispensing a beating to oun of our pump operators, Minkot Zasikal.






I suppose justice is justice, though, and he had it coming for failing to learn how to operate the furnace and produce electrum items for our tax collector.

*note* Minkot died shortly thereafter.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Halltraded succession game
« on: October 24, 2009, 08:18:16 am »
In Halltraded, pulling levers at random might accidentally flood the elves downstream with lava, which would not be beneficial to positive relations.

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11th Galena, 1071:

A number of war dogs have taken to helping their trainer haul goblin refuse.  I wonder who the trainer was?  Could it be me?



Come to think of it, should those humans ever decide to finish their barbecue and attack, the dogs are in a good place.


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Perhaps that's the real reason that we have such a small player base for Abbeyverse? :P

And no, the word "speed" is grotesquely inappropriate.  That said, I really can't think of a word strong enough to properly express the unspeed inherent in this.

EDIT: Hmm... perhaps geological timescales...

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Halltraded succession game
« on: October 18, 2009, 03:06:21 am »
Don't we have a little bit of rock crystal?  If so, you could make a crystal glass flask for the alchemy lab.

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Journal of Endok Monangbesmar:

24th Malachite, 1071:

The king consort came up today looking absolutely distraught.  Seeing that I am an engraver, he practically begged me to come quick, that there was something that needed to be done immediately at all costs.  I wonder what that could be?

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Journal of Ustuth Elbellogem:

25th Malachite, 1071:

Oh, what a catastrophe!  What calamity!  How can it be possible that there is such ineptitude among dwarves?!  I have discovered a rough patch in my throne room!  Worse yet, one of the pillars is out of alignment!  What would my sweet tootsie say?  Oh, that I should have to deal with such incompetence!  I must find an engraver at once to fix this most grievous oversight!


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20th Malachite, 1071:

One of the nastier parts of being a bookkeeper is managing the stocks after a battle.


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19th Malachite, 1071:

Tragedy struck today as Kosoth Abanag Gethustshar Sebďr died today while fighting a human maceman.  After running out of bolts, Kosoth elected to fight the human hand to hand, resulting in a protracted battle with neither of them gaining an advantage until they both fell into the moat and drowned.



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16th Malachite, 1071:

I found where our military has gotten off to.  I think I'll seave them to it - being properly drunk is essential to fighting.


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14th Malachite, 1071:

The various human invaders milling about the outer courtyard have been causing quite a disturbance among the workers working on Maggarg's project.  I wonder where the fortress guard and the royal guard have gotten off to?

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13th Malachite, 1071:

Pandemonium has followed the charge of the humans, as they break up and run off willy nilly away from our champions.  Meng Axepull of the fortress guard has in particular distinguished herself, with 4 human kills, including their leader, and three horses.  It's a pity her baby got wounded during the fight, though I'm sure little Iteb will be just fine.  He's a strong, Strapping baby, that one.



Meng also made a perfect hole in one in the ongoing champion golf tournament.  She hit a horse right into the tunnel under the southwest guard tower.

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7th Malachite, 1071:

Once more the humans charged, and once more Maggarg went out to shout at them, to great effect.  Alas, when they finally got up their nerve again, Maggarg was too busy caging a cat to go out and drive them off again.  They have now reached the gate.  It's a pity that we could not fire the ballista in time, as they were perfectly lined up a moment ago.


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27th Hematite, 1071:

Perhaps unsurprisingly, Maggarg's verbal assault has broken the back of the human advance, and they again retreat in disarray.



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26th Hematite, 1071:

It seems that the group of humans had not fled as we had thought, and have now regrouped to make another thrust at the fortress.  In response, Maggarg went back out the gate to shout at them some more.


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