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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: June 29, 2012, 06:06:15 am »
You decide to take them back to warehouse for some candy FOOD.
You give one quick order and the one that called you "daddy" explains to the rest who you are.
The one who hit herself is still crying though. The bleeding child could be rather annoying to hide so you take one of the zombies' shirt and give it to her like one of those things Arabians wear.
They still do that,right?

When you arrive the smell of barbecue is hanging in the air.
What is definitely more alarming is the three police cars out front.
You rush inside and see one giant bloodbath.
Blood and guts cover almost every surface you can see at the entrance. Screams are still coming from somewhere.
But.... There are no zombie corpses and Diane isn't visible either.

You look over in her container and see her gleefully "working" on 6 cops.
All hanging in a long line in the same way the earlier guy was.
Looks like she managed to get a barbecue.
She turns around and sees you with all the children.

Ohh, my god. Look at you little guys! You are so freakin' adorable! She squeels with a grin from ear to ear.
What, in the name of the 26 gods of Krachnoks, happened here? You demand.
Simple, i knew somebody would call the police if i kept the screams up so i went ahead and set up an ambush.
First i tricked them into thinking I was a hostage while we propped up a corpse of some guy so he was holding a knife.
Of course, One of them who was convinced he was Dirty Harry or something. She stops for a bit and walks over the the one closest to you. She gives him a chop on the spine. He screams loud enough to make your ears hurt.
That idiot shot the corpse.
They brought me over and then! The zombies, whom I put somewhere nearby, ambushed them.
I killed or incapacitated most of them while their backs were turned. They were so busy shooting uselessly at Snowflake they didn't notice it until I chopped off their hands. She starts giggling maniacally after that story.

ANYWAY! Any of you guys hungry? Join the other zombies in the back of the warehouse. We have seats!


Stats:
Health: Unhurt
Energy:Fine
Infectivity 30%
Hunger: Peckish
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 28 worms. one 357. magnum, 78 357. bullets,
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.(getting really rusty)
Safe-house security: 3

Horde: 8 Children.
Allies:Diane Pie.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: June 27, 2012, 10:35:16 am »
You decide to look up pediatric doctor offices in the city. As luck would have it there is... One.
We are gonna have to camp that isn't it?
You take along your less conspicuous zombies and also decide to try getting one of the actors with you so you don't look weird in that office.
You wander through the city for a while, looking through the likely hiding spots.

After an hour or so you find a playground filled with children.
You look around a bit and see no adults. As you give a final look around you notice that one of them is, in fact, one of the actors.
You step onto the playground and instantly all of the children rush at you.
One of them bites into your leg but after one of them screamed that you are "daddy" She instantly stops trying to bite you and looks as if she just killed her favorite pony.

She looks at you with tears in her eyes then rushes over to the swingset, lunges her head backwards and.
BONK! She falls back, bleeding from the forehead, and slumps back to you, unhappy.
You count up that there are 12 of them.
Mmmkay, change of plans. Slightly.



Stats:
Health: Unhurt
Energy:Fine
Infectivity 30%
Hunger: Peckish
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 28 worms. one 357. magnum, 78 357. bullets,
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.(getting really rusty)
Safe-house security: 3

Horde:.
Allies:Diane Pie.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: June 25, 2012, 12:58:52 pm »
Let's just stop about dead people's orgasms before my brain decides to like it, ok? Besides, I'm to stupid to come up with something funny like that. My humor comes down to: "Random shit happens and it's silly, fnar fnar".

You go back to your personal container and grab your laptop.
As you really need to find out where you even are you decide to take a look at Google maps to find out.
You quickly find out where you are. So the town is called Marigold. There are two schools in the area.
One is a collage, so useless to your endeavors. And the elementary school is....
Right across the hospital that blew up. Dicks

So that plan's out of the window! How are we going to get little children to follow us now!
Bad thought.
You need to rethink your plan a little bit.
SCHIZOPHRENIC THINKING MODE. ACTIVATED.

Stats:
Health: Unhurt
Energy: Feelin' fine
Infectivity 30%
Hunger: Peckish
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 28 worms. one 357. magnum, 78 357. bullets,
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.(getting really rusty)
Safe-house security: 3

Horde:.
Allies:Diane Pie.

Just in case somebody doesn't get it the exploded hospital probably took the school out of commission.
"Know that your audience consists of geniuses but expect them to be morons." I'm pretty sure somebody, somewhere said that once.
Don't feel insulted pleaaaaaaaaaaaase?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: June 23, 2012, 01:59:58 pm »
You return to the warehouse where Diane has gotten busy already.
When you enter you hear long drawn-out screams coming from a container. How did she get that in there?
When you enter you see a victim stuck the wall. It looks like his hand have been forced though fist-shaped holes.
The metal is cutting into his skin and Diane is currently cutting his back open with a butcher's knife.

She is clearly skilled. You can see his spine but you see that he isn't dead yet.Somehow
The fire plus fire-poker probably has something to do with that.
Hi Boss! she squeels in absolute delight as she cuts some more.
I'm just making LUNCH! she accentuates the last word with a good and final chop to one of the legs. Said leg proceeds to fall off.

This seemed to have been the clincher and the man finally bleeds to death. Pinky is already cutting away at the fallen leg.
You see a collection of strips of meat on a small, bloody table nearby and, as you are hungry, proceed to take one of them and chow down.
What follows is what can only be described as a culinary orgasm.
You smile in delight and eat the whole strip of meat.

Ooh, you were hungry weren't you? She says in happy tone.
Yes, yes I was. That meat is amazing!
I know! It took years to perfect the cooking and cutting but I'm really happy about it now..
Uhuh. Anyway,I came here to ask something of you, I am going to need a truck. A big one.
Okie dokie lokie!
Do with the trucker what you wish. But, try to prevent people from finding this place through screams, ok?
Sure.

Now, we need a way to find a school in this town.


Stats:
Health: Unhurt
Energy: Feelin' fine
Infectivity 30%
Hunger: Peckish
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 28 worms. one 357. magnum, 78 357. bullets,
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.(getting really rusty)
Safe-house security: 3

Horde:.
Allies:Diane Pie.

I was almost going to say that your character moaned in delight of the piece of flesh but then realized I can't do that without it sounding sexual.
How annoying.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: June 22, 2012, 11:19:59 am »
You decide to do research on the manbearpig cult and click on the site.
You are treated to a lovely page of the government insignia and some text under it saying that the page has been classified.
They clearly don't know about the Barbara Streisand effect.

You then proceed to decide that you need an absolutely silly amount of zombies that are rather hard to create.
So, you decide that you would best get started on worms so you start the trek back to the field taking along 10 zombies, Leaving Diane behind.(after making it clear to the zombies not to eat her.)
When you arrive you take out the shovels again and you and the other zombies start digging.
After three hours you are thoroughly sick of digging for worms but you have found 20 in total.

This will just have to do. Now, how are we going to get more actors?
This plan is going to be hard.


Stats:
Health: Unhurt
Energy: Somewhat tired.
Infectivity 30%
Hunger: Hungry
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 8 worms. one 357. magnum, 78 357. bullets,
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.(getting rusty)
Safe-house security: 3

Horde:11 normals.
Allies: Diane pie.

So exams are done already.
French still sucks salty donkey balls.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: How Well Known is the Person Above You?
« on: June 21, 2012, 12:22:29 pm »
7/10
Don't really go on the forums enough to see you a bunch but guessing from your sigs you seem like you have been around.
I need to lurk moar.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Flesh golem
« on: June 21, 2012, 09:50:39 am »
Magic murderous fish.
Eating people we don't like will be a bit more fun.
Loot the cottage.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Flesh golem
« on: June 20, 2012, 02:39:23 pm »
No god damn it! Run!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Flesh golem
« on: June 20, 2012, 09:38:33 am »
Run!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Flesh golem
« on: June 20, 2012, 06:21:14 am »
Check inside the cottage but keep your wits about you in case of evil spirits. or worse, HIPPIES.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: June 19, 2012, 02:57:54 pm »
I'm afraid updates may be on hold for this week.
Exams suck, blame them.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: June 17, 2012, 02:41:12 pm »
It's DianE. not DianA.
I will be a complete nazi about this argleblarlge.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: June 17, 2012, 01:52:04 am »
You take the laptop again and proceed to search for "dangerous cult activity".
You get multiple reports of them but most are either from a few months ago or from conspiracy theorists. One even talked of a "manbearpig" cult.
When you add the name of the city you raided you find out that it was attacked by terrorists. Wait. What?
You look at the article closer and see that the city has been razed to the ground by a small army of well-armed people.
Anti-terrorist cell wipes out terrorist invasion in the town of Blindenburg!

The article says terrorist more times then you thought was possible on one piece of paper.
They don't look like the military but seem to have complete government consent.
There are only around 2 pictures available. Both of them show soldiers in empty streets.
You notice scorch marks though and guessing from the various smoke plumes in the background they likely killed and burned the zombies that were left behind.
Oh! You destroyed a city? Nice!

I turned all the inhabitants into zombies.
Before you get excited, I lost almost all of them when I was captured and the hospital exploded.
Before leaving you decide to look at the total population of the town.
5359 inhabitants. Those are only the official numbers, not counting hobo's and other people who technically don't live in this town.

Right, continue searching things or await Sasha at the hospital?

Stats:
Health: Unhurt
Energy: Good shape
Infectivity 30%
Hunger: Getting rather hungry
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 8 worms. one 357. magnum, 78 357. bullets,
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.(getting rusty)
Safe-house security: 3

Horde:52 normals. 1 brute. 1 nice skellie.
Allies: Diane pie.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: June 14, 2012, 12:42:25 pm »
You google "Sasha Criloff". You, to your surprise, find a Wikipedia article on her.
Reading through it you find she has done multiple breakthroughs for medical science.
Finding out how to use the more fantastical animals as miracle cures got her famous and gave her the funding for a series of hospitals.
What she couldn't get through looks or respect she seemed to get "by accident".
The terrain for one of the hospitals was planned to be on the land of her uncle. The uncle refused to give the land and was later found dead while Sasha got the land as an inheritance.

You can't seem to find where she lives but after going back to Google you find an incredibly creepy fan site dedicated to her.
Flutters is going to the recently attacked hospital in some random town.
She usually doesn't even leave the house. I will finally have her!!!!! is typed there. Surrounded by enough pink that Diane gets a twitch and punches a wall. She REALLY hates pink.
Beneath it are 3 comments cheering him on and 50 comments that got people banned from the site.

So she'll be coming here! Nice.
It's a long ride from the capitol to this town. So you have around a day before she arrives.
We will need a truck.
A big one.
Or maybe not. It's like your mind consists of multiple people sometimes. Maybe you will get some other crazy idea.

Stats:
Health: Unhurt
Energy: Good shape
Infectivity 30%
Hunger: Getting rather hungry
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 8 worms. one 357. magnum, 78 357. bullets,
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.(getting rusty)
Safe-house security: 3

Horde:52 normals. 1 brute. 1 wonderful skellie.
Allies: Diane pie.

Exams are taking their toll on me. Feel tired all the time...
EDIT: wow, i am ashamed at having typed that sentence. Thanks Mr.Palau!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: June 12, 2012, 01:13:33 pm »
Well written? Whatever you are smoking, I want some of it.

The name of the exploded hospital? Fluttershy medical. She says with roll of her eyes.
I knew the gal that made the hospital. Sasha Criloff, Russian lady. RIDICULOUSLY cute.
Probably dead from the exploding hospital I gather? You ask.
Probably not. She always struck as one who knows more then she let on. I worked with her. I think she suspected me taking away the patients. No evidence though. Plus, I killed the officers that got on my case.

Right, lets get back on topic before I try to find out if I still get disgusted by crimes against humanity.
Ooh, that reminds me.You pull out one of the biobombs.This is a biobomb. It explodes, as you might guess, and turns the poor sods hit by the pus into zombies or "breathing bombs".She looks at you with interest.
They are utterly repulsive. Anyway, I know it doesn't do much against zombies and it doesn't explode if kept in a dark place or if it's held carefully.

You bite the head off one of the worms. Pinkamena starts looking like a kid who just got a free ice-cream truck while it swells up in visible pain.
Sadist too. You are pretty sure a basic psychologists' head would have exploded by now.
Right, You hand her the bomb then try to decide what to do next.
Right, I need you to always stay in the back-ground. No fighting, but you will be the main cook and I'll see if i can find some things I need things interrogated.
If you are a good lady you will get some victims. But that's a big maybe. we need some people for breeding. Oh, and you will get a "kitchen".
I think I love you.
Right, time to get some stuff for her and some more people for breeding and fun. You open up the car window for the two idiots inside so they don't choke to death.
They don't seem to be awake.

Stats:
Health: Unhurt
Energy: Good shape
Infectivity 30%
Hunger: Getting rather hungry
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 8 worms. one 357. magnum, 78 357. bullets,
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3

Horde:52 normals. 1 brute. 1 wonderful skellie.
Allies: Diane pie.

Going to try something new for stats. I think it will be better for how I handle injuries in this story. It will go into specifics when somethings happens though. Like, if you lost some skin on you leg it will say that along with how your general health is. If the previous system is preferred it will go back to that.

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