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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: June 10, 2012, 03:26:14 pm »
You take the laptop and start searching for "zombie outbreak".
You instantly get around 50 links about dealing with one. no news reports except old ones about zombie walks.
Right. I'll be up front with you right now miss ...
Diane. Pinkamena Diane pie if you want to have the full name.

She grabs you by the throat and your face is inches away from hers
Call me Pinkie and I will geld you! she says. You have a mild urge to try and discover if zombies can still piss in fear.
Right, understood. Can I please get my knife back?
I can use it better then you can. she points out.

Does it matter? It's my knife. It can probably cut through bone like butter.
It does! Goes through metal too!
All the more reason I should keep that with me. for those armored opponents and emergencies.
She sighs in frustration and gives the knife to you.At least give me something sharp. I can be cook if you don't want to send me out there. Which I do not suggest. I'm sneaky and good with a knife. plus, i get hungry too.
I'll try to think of it. Now, how about i tell you what I plan to do. Two murderous minds directed towards one goal should lead to something.
I'm trying to create zombies without them being drooling retards. for that i need to find another of the labs. The one where they created the first worm is gone though. Kaboom. You add a small "explode" gesture.

She looks at you with a mischievous smile.
Oooh, NOW I like you. Your plan could actually lead somewhere now!
Actually it self-destructed. Can you tell me the name of the hospital that blew up in the city?
After finding that out, we are probably gonna start doing things.


Stats:
Health 30/30
Energy 25/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 27/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 9 worms. one 357. magnum, 78 357. bullets,
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3

Horde:52 normals. 1 brute. 1 wonderful skellie.
Allies: Diane pie.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: June 09, 2012, 01:35:42 pm »
Alright? May I ask what the laptop is all about and where you got it from? You ask.
The laptop has Internet connection. You can see whether or not they notice you so you know when to move.
Saved my hide more times then i can count. Oh, and I got the laptop from a nearby house. The zombies won't need food today. She says with a hint of pride.
So you gave one family to 57 zombies, a brute and one skeleton? That really won't be enough. You point out.

If you cook it juuuuuuust right you can get a lot more nutrition out of it.
I'll still have to get some more food for these guys I think.
Eh, most look content and the skinless guy gave me a gift. It was a still filled skull he smashed out a dockworker but still, I'm touched. Brains are like yogurt ya know? She says, licking her lips.
Are you a necrophiliac too? You ask with a small touch of concern.

She replies almost immediately with:No, I prefer it when they are moving. But my playthings don't break unless I push hard enough so I can usually get my fun from them first. so I'm used to them looking like this
A glint in her eyes appears and she blushes a little.
Was this any other kind of situation you would have have been terrified. IF she was going to kill us she could have done so in our sleep. And she would have proberbly fed us to our own zombies.
What direction should we take this conversation now?

Stats:
Health 30/30
Energy 25/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 27/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 9 worms. one 357. magnum, 78 357. bullets,
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3

Horde:52 normals. 1 brute. 1 wonderful skellie.
Allies: Pink-haired girl.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: June 08, 2012, 02:40:18 pm »
Hey! Wake up,you asshole
You open your eyes to the view of the curly-haired girl you kidnapped. You need to get some better things to tie people up with.
Ah, great. You're awake.The pink-headed girl said. There is something... ,off, about her. She sounds a lot more mature and her hair's all flat.
Seeing how I'm going to be either zombie chow or mating equipment, I want to cut you a deal

...A deal? You ask surprised.
Yeah. I don't want to be mating equipment nor do i want to be a drooling retard. So i want to join up with you.
Really now. And how do I know you won't stab me in the back?
Because i have a larger chance of survival if i join up with you. If i run, you'll take over town and murder me.
If i work with you,I can work with you until you die after which I can play the hostage. You don't like that part of the plan.

You wouldn't even be useful. What can some random lady working in a fast-food tent do?
I had my own projects. I'm good with knives and butchering. We really aren't so different.
We differ in enough ways that I'm concerned you might be made of antimatter.
We have the same diet. and I love my bosses if they are nice to me. She smiles in a way that could make a bear run away with terror.

.....Oh. Well, so we get the one psycho that has almost instant Stockholm syndrome AND is a serial killer? Well ain't that fine and deus ex machima-ish.
AND,she suddenly yells.I already made myself useful! She presents a slightly blood-covered laptop.
You look in your pocket and notice that you magic knife is gone. She seems to be holding it in her apron.
You still have the gun on you. You may be capable of killing her if needed. Still, seems like she'd be useful...

Stats:
Health 30/30
Energy 24/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 27/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 9 worms. one 357. magnum, 78 357. bullets,
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3

Horde:52 normals. 1 brute. 1 wonderful skellie.
Allies: Pink-haired girl.

Yeap, i WILL lose many readers and general liking over this but,eh. This was never going to be a very good story anyway.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: What would the avatar of the person above you say?
« on: June 06, 2012, 12:52:06 pm »
Have non-burned things around? One of my solutions is red and appears on my face sometimes.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: June 06, 2012, 12:41:15 pm »
You wait for a bit and decide to take her along in the trunk.
You pull out your revolver and when the pink-haired girl returned you point the gun at her.
Ooooh, I knew you were bad news. She grumbles at you
Don't worry, I'd like you alive. At the moment.You remind her while you walk up to her.

You look around and find some employee clothes. You order her to go grab them.
She glowers at you with look that could shatter stone and grabs the clothes.
You bind her with it as you notice she does not seem to be resisting. Odd.
You also grab the burgers and go outside with your hostage.

You give a quick command for the zombies to leave her alone and then go to the car.
And so you add another passenger on the police-car of one-sided fun.
You give the burgers to each of the hostages. You'll eat something a bit more human when you get back.
And so you drive to the warehouse. When you arrive everything seems to be fine.

You drive inside the warehouse and keep the hostages into the car for now.
You allow them to get out of their restrains but (after spending a little time finding them) you also block the car door with cinder blocks.
Also, you give a helpful reminder that zombies don't really sleep.
You go to sleep in your container. Tomorrow we will see what to do with the hostages.

Stats:
Health 30/30
Energy 24/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 27/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 9 worms. one 357. magnum, 78 357. bullets, One magic knife.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3

Horde:(52 normals. 1 brute. 1 wonderful skellie.)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: June 05, 2012, 01:10:31 pm »
You decide to just continue going home and ,if you find any, stop to raid a store or fast food place.
Thankfully, you're in luck as a fast-food place is still going. OPEN 24/7 a large sign out front says.
Unfortunately, it isn't a drive-through,so you tie up both of the the humans, take the keys and give a check for any guns just in case.
You also wait for your zombies to get here, 3 of them evolved into fasties.
You don't find any other gun but you do find 3 speed loaders for your 357.

Once inside you are greeted with a cheery high-pitched voice.
Hello! Welcome to Mr. and Mrs. burgers home of deliciousness!
The one behind the counter has incredibly frilly pink hair and looks like she overdosed on coffee and candy.
She has a tattoo on her shoulder of balloons with some confetti around it.

Well? Are you going to order or are you just going to stand there like a lemon? Oooh! Lemons! We just had a little shipment of lemons in. I don't really know why they would send us lemons as this is mainly a meatbased building but i guess you.. She continues talking for 5 minutes about lemons and you are starting to get really tired of this hyperactive little girl. You reach into your pockets and pull out some money.
3 burgers please. Just basic burgers please.Well there-Shut up and give me the burgers please.

Her hair seems to twitch ever so slightly, and she looks at you with distrust.Oky Doky ,Loki. she grumbles before going into the back room.
It does not surprise you that they couldn't find anybody to cook while she's there.
Anyway, it could take a while for them to get finished so we might as well think a little meanwhile.


Stats:
Health 30/30
Energy 24/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 30/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 9 worms. one 357. magnum, 60 357. bullets, One magic knife.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3

            _______________________________
           /               Outside                         \
Horde:(52 normals. 1 brute. 1 wonderful skellie.)

So, how many people will hate me for this? All of them? Sure why not.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: June 04, 2012, 02:11:57 pm »
Update tomorrow. Too annoyed right now.

Remember my annoyance at French. It's still not the worst subject at school.
Religion tops that. I took the class because i was interested in it and it was more philosophy then religion. The new teacher is an utter bitch and she follows the book by the letter.
Getting the question "mark words out of this large board of letters that have to do with praying" really rustles my jimmies.

So my interest about the history of assholes killing people over their gods has been killed by a bitch who kills fun because of sheer bitchiness.

RAAAAAAANT

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: June 03, 2012, 10:11:22 am »
You remain calm and simply pull over.
You both step out of the car.
Alright, good job. You took control of the situation. Now think for a few seconds.
He looks at you warily, still aiming his gun.

How many bullets do you think you have in the gun.
ENOUGH TO BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF! SO SHUT UP!
Now, how many crazy cannibalistic things do you figure are seconds away from here.
He looks around and sees your horde storming this way.

If you shoot me, you unleashed a whole horde of uncontrollable freaks on the city.
If you run, you kill the lady in the car
Or you could just remain calm, and ensure humans survive my little period of fun.
He seems to weight off the options and when he hears the rattling of bones he throws the gun away and runs inside the backseat of the car.

You climb into the car.Clever boy! You mockingly say while the man starts crying
Now, What would you like to have for dinner?

Stats:
Health 30/30
Energy 24/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 30/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 9 worms. one 357. magnum, 60 357. bullets, One magic knife.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3

            _______________________________
           /               Behind                          \
Horde:(52 normals. 1 brute. 1 wonderful skellie.)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: June 03, 2012, 02:49:38 am »
Yes, I'm one of the leaders. Now that we started talking I'm going to ask if you know the lady next to you?
He pauses for a moment, then decides to answer: No, I don't know this lady. Why would you ask?
Zombies are , as you described, "rotting retarded fucks" so its always a good idea to check.
...What are going to use us for? He starts to look outright terrified now.

You'll see. Really, you should be happy. I'm giving you the exclusive chance to survive. Just remain calm and you will be treated like somebody of your importance should be.
Suddenly you feel cold steel under your chin. He seems to have gotten loose and he found a spare gun in the back seat. Ain't you unlucky.
Right, now I'M IN CONTROL. PULL OVER THE FUCKING CAR.
Oh dickfucks, what now?

Stats:
Health 30/30
Energy 24/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 30/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 9 worms. one 357. magnum, 60 357. bullets, One magic knife.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3
            _______________________________
           /               Behind                          \
Horde:(52 normals. 1 brute. 1 wonderful skellie.)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: June 01, 2012, 01:28:03 pm »
Elaborating a bit on the toughness of zombies.
Once turned they ignore pain. Their brain simply doesn't send out the endocrines. As such no shock can apply to the mind which helps a lot about the whole "taking bullets to the chest" thing. Blood is also largely unnecessary due to the magical reason of plot holes. I'll try to find some bullshit reason why their muscles work without oxygen being supplied to like Living moving fungus or some shit. For now let's just say it's magic pixie dust. If you find some way that is technobabble-ish enough that i can get away with it or a way it could actually work just let me know. I'll retcon it in there somewhere.  the zombies CAN bleed to death though. If there is only 10 percent left of their blood the parasite kinda gives up unless it started out with that trauma. thus, Skellies.

Just yah, sorry guys. I just ain't got any way to explain this bullshit. Lets just keep it on pixie dust and tiny worms replacing muscles or someshit ok?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: May 31, 2012, 02:31:53 pm »
You decide to just start driving at a pace slow enough that the zombies can follow you.
This causes it to take a while as you drive through the city.
Guessing from the fact that there is nothing on the streets you can guess the actors are doing a good job. Though they are a bit slow...
So, are you the zombie leader? you suddenly hear from behind you.

The male managed to get the sock out and seems to have stopped panicking. The female seems to have fainted. How clichéd!
Well? I know you can talk. How else could you convince those rotting retarded fucks to do things.
What do you answer and in what direction do you wish to take the conversation.

Stats:
Health 30/30
Energy 25/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 31/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 9 worms. one 357. magnum, 60 357. bullets, One magic knife.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3
            _______________________________
           /               Behind                          \
Horde:(52 normals. 1 brute. 1 wonderful skellie.)

I don't like giving such a short update but i try not to take to much control away from you guys.
Also, I'm considering going back and changing my earlier posts to cover up some plot holes, removing reference to you being a guy with a name.
And removing all the parasite stat things. Give me a while and it should be slightly more enjoyable to read. Remember, give criticism if you want to see me get better.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: May 29, 2012, 02:44:33 pm »
You order the Snowflake to put them in the trunks of the police cars while you go inside to scavenge some things.
The search throughout the apartments leads to nothing useful.
What was interesting on the other hand was what seemed to be a shrine with a picture of a dark horse on it.
It wasn't one of those shrines of some crazy fan of the thing though.
The multiple knives through the pictures on the wall and the repeated "Kill the horse,kill the horse" written in blood makes that clear.

You are about to leave when you trip over a lever of some sorts, you manage to catch yourself and turn around to see the wall behind the shrine rising up.
Behind the fake wall you see a long knife stabbed inside a concrete pillar. You proceed to pull it out with surprising ease.
There is a mark on it that reads "Saturnite". You whistle in surprise as you realize you are holding a million-dollar magic knife.
Sweet. these things can cut right through bone with just one quick slice.
There was something to put the knife in as well. Also magicked to prevent the knife from falling straight through.

For the rest of the apartments there isn't anything that is interesting or small enough to take along, so you go back downstairs.
you grab a gun and some ammo for it from the dead cops along the way.
357. magnum revolver.

You then open the trunk and see the breeding pair(You shudder a bit at yourself for this idea) locked up in the trunk.
You open the trunk and bind the humans with some coats belonging to the dead officers. You also put a sock in their mouths so they stop screaming.
You put the humans in the backseats, making sure they are bound tight.
Now we have the problem of getting the zombies to the warehouse.


Health 30/30
Energy 25/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 31/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 9 worms. one 357. magnum, 60 357. bullets,
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3

Horde:52 normals. 1 brute. 1 wuvwy skellie.

568
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: May 28, 2012, 04:12:55 am »
....
Are we going to do the mermaid-farming thing with humans for our zombie-baby army?
Even i need to take a pause at that. Zomara, you just became a very evil horse with a gun-saddle. Like, I'll have you torture your own foal for 3 hours before eating it alive when we find you.
On to the apartment take-down.


You see a nearby security closet and order snowflake to get in there.
Then, you order the zombies to go infect them. You make it a point that one male and one female should be kept alive.
They drool a little, then start rushing upstairs. The panicked screams seem to signify the success rate.
You join Snowflake in the closet and wait. It doesn't take long before the police arrives.

You wait until they get on the stairs then rush out throwing a biobomb.
The bomb hits a clustered group and the familiar screams start  accompanied withe panicked gunshots.
The gunshots miraculously don't hit anything except for one of the cops outside.
Snowflake rushes outside and rips off a bumper of one of the police cars.

The resulting "battle" is short and very, very brutal.
None of the corpses seem intact enough for zombiefication.
The screams upstairs have mostly stopped too. only 2 screams, one of a woman and one of a man are still going.
Your zombies are coming back down the stairs.

They seem to have around 40 more people. 10 zombies are holding the man and the woman.
You order snowflake to carry them. He happily complies and picks them one, one in each arm.
Right, now what to do?



Health 30/30
Energy 25/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 31/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:9 Biobombs. 9 worms.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3

Horde:12 normals. 1 brute. 1 lovely skellie.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: May 26, 2012, 10:41:31 am »
You order the skellies to go get the guard. They look at you for a bit then try to go as quit as they possibly can.
With their rattling bones and such that doesn't work out.
The guard wakes up, sees the walking skeletons and starts screaming.
The skellies realize they should attack now and charge.

He quickly grabs his shotgun and shoots once.
Looking through a window you see that he is using buckshot.
In his panic he misses, only getting a grazing shot on the rib of Schmooples.
He manages to rack his shotgun before they reach him and shoots Kittenpants right in the skull, shattering it ans splattering his brains over the wall.

Schmooples manages to grab him though and successfully bites him in the hand.
The guard struggles with Schmooples for a short while, then punches Schmooples on the skull.
Schmooples falls to the ground and the guard kicks his ribcage, shattering 3 three ribs.
Schmooples grabs his ankle however and manages to scratch it.

The guard is starting to weaken, the infection finally managed to reach his brain.
He throws up some blood and then finally goes down.
Schmooples gets back up, grabs some of his ribs and puts them inbetween his intact ribs.
Right, that didn't go well. and you can hear some of the apartment owners stirring.

Now what?


Health 30/30
Energy 25/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 31/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:9 Biobombs. 9 worms.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3

Horde:12 normals. 1 brute. 1 adorable skellie.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: May 24, 2012, 02:20:40 pm »
Sorry for the late update. Lots of procrastinating involved.

You decide to go back to the roots and get ready to infect an apartment building again.
You gather up some zombies and wait for nightfall in order to take along your entire horde.
After night falls you get moving to the center of the city. Nobody seems to be out at this time of night.
The actors have been doing their jobs well. Nobody wants to go out. At least, you assume its the actors that cause the unrest.

You find an apartment building but there seems to be a sleeping security guard there.
He doesn't look to dangerous but his shotgun right next to him does. How to deal with this guy...
Or we could say fuck it and go to another apartment building.


Health 30/30
Energy 25/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 32/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:9 Biobombs. 9 worms.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3

Horde:12 normals. 1 brute. 2 Cute skellies.

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