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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: May 23, 2012, 12:13:35 am »
The zombies we saw were the group of an actor. They will go along with her.

Lone zombies will do what lone zombies tend to do, wander around trying to eat things.
There MIGHT be something special that happens after a long while though.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: May 22, 2012, 01:57:48 pm »
As you now have a lot of witnesses to deal you you decide to return to the batca- err zombie warehouse.
You run through the streets trying to get back until more screaming erupts from behind you.
You turn around and see one of the actors with a small respectable horde of her own.
Guessing from the outfits some of them wear and the generally tattered clothes it seems that she attacked a social worker's place.

You continue running back to the warehouse after giving a smile of approval towards the actor.
As usual,she looks as happy as a girl that just got pony that's naturally pink-furred.
You arrive there with no further incident. You do discover that the defensive biobomb exploded when a small team of what looks like drug runners tried to get in.
You got one more skeleton (Kittenpants shall be it's name!) and 3 more basic zombies.

Right, now what to do?


Health 30/30
Energy 18/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 38/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:9 Biobombs. 9 worms.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 4

Horde:12 normals. 1 brute. 2 Cute skellies.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: May 20, 2012, 08:05:58 am »
You decide to be a scumbag and look around for something to throw you bombs at.
You get lucky and find a tightly packed group of 10 people. Look like hippies. must be a rally or something
THOSE GUYS SEEM LIKE A GROUP OF "CRONIES" TO ME! you yell, throwing the bio-bomb at the hippies.
The man with the gun gets ready to shoot but freezes up when he sees the effects of the bomb.

Once again, an orchestra of anguished screams fill the air as you hit the hippies and most civilians start running away from this horror.
The hippie you hit directly gets his flesh melted off while the one right next to him turns into a a breathing bomb
The other hippies turn quickly, some throwing up some blood before attacking the guy with the gun.
Said man with gun snaps out of it and starts firing at the hippies.
Because he is aiming at the torso he only manages to drop 2 of them before they get him.

His terrified screams make you as giddy as schoolgirl who just got promised free ice-cream.
You go over to his mutilated carcass. Half of his body is almost gone from the heavy bites.The other half is still somewhat intact.
After a short while he tries to get back up, whilst gurgling the most pathetic sounds you ever heard.
Well, that was fun,  but now everybody knows of our presence. What to do now...



Health 30/30
Energy 20/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 40/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 8 worms.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 4

Horde:11 normals.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: May 19, 2012, 02:10:27 am »
You slowly get on the ground and try to grab one of the bombs.
Alright,monster. Which ones are your cronies here, huh!
You remain silent for now and try to turn around. He does not seem to object to that.
You finally see who is shouting at you. It is a large man,with singed body armor and he's holding an M60. He seems to be missing an eye.

TELL ME WHICH ONES ARE YOUR CRONIES OR I'LL JUST KILL EVERYONE HERE!
There are around 50 people in this street, some are trying to run away while most are frozen like a deer in a headlight.
What now?



Health 30/30
Energy 20/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 40/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:9 Biobombs. 8 worms.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 4

Horde:3 normals.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: May 17, 2012, 09:05:32 am »
In order to get more zombies you decide to go look for some place with a lot of people.
You take along some zombies and start exploring the city.
You fortunately manage to arouse no suspicion but you do get some looks along the way.
Your zombies are not perfect at hiding in crowds.

You look around the city but cannot find any large gatherings of people.
Seeing as you won't be capable of finding anything that would increase your horde you go to the rich part of town.
At least, you assume it's the rich part of town by the single villa on a hill.
suddenly, Something bellows YOU! GET YOUR ASS ON THE GROUND! NOW!.

You hear the short racking of a shotgun but your assailant is behind you. you can't see him or with how many he is.
What do you do.



Health 30/30
Energy 20/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 40/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:9 Biobombs. 8 worms.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 4

Horde:3 normals.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: May 15, 2012, 12:10:11 pm »
The children are busy doing there own things in their assigned groups,remember?
Also, because you were never bitten you always look presentable. I will simply keep it a plot hole how you keep your clothes blood-free all the time.
I'll just say " you are wearing magic cleaning underpants" It's the reason you had to get a job as a coroner.

Also i think i will edit my earlier story bits so i remove some plotholes and remove some of the backstory in which you are some dude.
I want this character be be largely you with some occasional bits of weirdness thrown in.
If i create another story i WILL keep it another character though.

Also i won't be able to update this evening. I need to go to a play (as the main actor) and had exams for repertoire-study.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: May 14, 2012, 10:53:17 am »
You order snowflake to get some dinner for tonight as you go to the field again with shovels in hand and some brain-dead morons.
The trek there is ,once again, uneventful but you do manage to find a bucket in the middle of the street.
Deciding you need a quick chuckle you give it to the strongest-looking zombie you have with you as a helmet. It succeeds in being rather silly.
You then arrive in the field, like last time, it is empty and still wet from the rain.

You start digging and through perseverance and brain-dead muscle you quickly find 11 worms.
You don't bite them quite yet as you only have so much space in you pockets. you really only fit around one bomb per pocket.
Thankfully, the outfit you took from the worker had a lot of pockets.
The trek back to the warehouse is, once again, uneventful.

When you arrive back you see that Snowflake gathered himself quite a meal.
4 bodies, each with their heads smashed.
You all dig in, except for Schmooples the skeleton who stands by the sides.
You go to sleep for the night. Tomorrow we should do something of interest.



Health 30/30
Energy 22/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 40/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:6 Biobombs. 11 worms.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 4

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: May 11, 2012, 02:08:22 pm »
I SHALL NEVER CALL THE SKELETON BONER. EVER. I refuse to call somebody a slang for an erection.
I will call him something silly. Like, i dunno, Schmooples if nobody picks a name.
 
You decide to place some bombs at the entrances ,2 to be specific, then attempt to get the grueling process going of teaching mentally retarded worm-brains to use tools.
It takes a long ,LONG while and it nears evening when you finally get it through their thick skulls how to dig.
Now, to learn them how to swing it.....
Okay,fuck that that. It's too damned late and you have gained a migraine out of sheer irritation at your zombies.

Find somethin' to do.


Health 28/30
Energy 20/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 29/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:6 Biobombs.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3


Horde:6 normals.One skeleton-thing. Snowflake.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: May 10, 2012, 12:24:07 am »
You decide to throw one of the bombs directly at him. You miss entirely and start running towards a nearby alley.
He follows you, visibly angry with you and once he's in the alley with you you throw another.
This time you hit him directly, He screams in complete agony as he falls to the ground.
He lays there screaming for a while until his back starts swelling up like a giant zit.

The rest of the workman came running at the screams and now see their buddy on the floor screaming and gasping while swelling up like a balloon.
Some scream, some stay rooted to the ground in shock and one starts running.
Shortly after the screams stopped the mutating worker stands back up and rushes towards the group of them.
He grabs one by the collar and manages to gasp out a final Help....Meee before exploding.

Just like the last zit-bomb, the stuff burns away most peoples skin, and 2 of the six people there start changing into more of those bombs.
The 3 others just turn into normal zombies and the last,who was the one grabbed be the first Zit-bomb, is... Missing most of his everything.
He seems to be just bone with some muscle attached. His eyes have melted away, together with every other thing about his face.
it's incredibly creepy but he seems to have been zombiefied.

You go to the other zombies and get them to go pick up some tools.You leave tho other zit-bombs there as you can't do anything with them without losing your skin.AGAIN.
So you return to the warehouse.
Now to learn these guys how to swing stuff.


Health 28/30
Energy 20/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 29/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:6 Biobombs.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3


Horde:6 normals.One skeleton-thing.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: May 08, 2012, 03:07:30 pm »
GEH,DAMN YOU BRAIN. NOTICE IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE TO UPDATE.
yeah sorry,tomorrow I'll update.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: May 07, 2012, 12:15:01 pm »
Nope

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Here's a nice example of other necrotic shit I've come up with.
Quote
    And i think i will make the pregnant Woman have a fuckton of parasites in their snatch. so she kills people by squatting down on them and forcing out squirming live maggot from her vagina into their mouth.
    ... Bay12 what have you done to me. Whatever it is, KEEP DOING IT!

It's from my story I'm creating.I can be a sick bastard when i want to.


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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: May 07, 2012, 08:11:26 am »
You order the zombies to go to the other side of the construction site and wait there untill they come closer.
After they are in place you throw the bio-bomb close to one of the targets.
The pus explodes out of the worm making a downright mess of things.
The workers look up from their busy schedule of smashing bricks with hammers to look at the idiot throwing disgusting shit everywhere.

One of them drops his hammer and proceeds to go in your direction.
OI! What do you think you're doin' throwin' your god-damn balloons everywhere!
You are goin' to clean up that mess. OR ELSE!

He cracks his knuckles in an attempt to intimidate you.

Welp,now what?


Health 26/30
Energy 18/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 31/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3


Horde:3 normals.

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unless they break every single bone to suck out the marrow there should be usable skeletons.
Hell, if they leave organs we can create an army of digestive-system snakes that spit digestive fluids.
Omo probably wouldn't approve though. That shit's scary.
Endy's ideas are pretty cool too

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Flesh golem
« on: May 07, 2012, 05:24:24 am »
i mean more along the lines of something that allows us to bite hard enough.
There is probably something, if not biological there are probably magical clamps or something

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