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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Flesh golem
« on: May 07, 2012, 03:40:57 am »
Harpy wings would be useful but would be to hard to hide i think. Not to mention, we may be too heavy to effectively fly.
Medusa eyes sounds like it would make things boring, just stare at something and it falls over,turned to stone.
Siren throat definitely sounds alluring so i say we pick that up.

Also, those dragon teeth, Are they the kind with which you throw it on the ground and a bunch of warriors appear?
Also, ask about the blade of souls. If the necromancer has to use it it would make for a nice emergency weapon, and if we just break all the limbs of the poor sod we want dead Dothki can proceed to steal his soul by finishing it. If it's too expansive however we shouldn't buy it.
The collar of containment would be useful if Dothki becomes powerful enough to resurrect himself some more minions. or if the great necromancer dude sends us on a mission with some zombies.

so my votes for now are going to be the siren throat and inquiring about the blade.

Ask the scrounger for some bear jaw stuff. Biting hard enough to shatter bones would be a nice intimidation technique.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a Necromancer! Chapter 2-2
« on: May 07, 2012, 02:50:49 am »
I would have suggested going along the path but staying a good distance away from it.
That way we can try using control undead on stragglers. Omo might accept it seeing as we could use it to potentially save his life. Still it remains risky.
About the forest though, We don't have anything that let's us do anything about ghosts and the like, not to mention it isn't guaranteed to be ghosts.
Might be some crazy cannibal tribe or werewolves, Forgotten beasts maybe.
But in case of cannibals we can use what's left of some other humans (or the skeletons) to scare the shit out of them. not to mention give us a level up.
But i'm just rambling on about dumb shit that won't happen.
So i guess we go to the forest. If we die in there I'm blaming you guys.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Flesh golem
« on: May 06, 2012, 10:10:52 am »
Yay it's back!
Well, let's go use our gems and money and shit to get more body parts and necromantic stuff.
Though ask the shopkeepers if they heard anything interesting lately. They meet a lot of people so they will be the most likely to have heard anything.

I do have a little bit of critique ready though.your spelling seems to be a bit rushed sometimes. No offense.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: May 06, 2012, 04:36:34 am »
You decide that you need more worms and decide that you will have to start searching for more worms.
You probably won't find a bait shop or anything seeing as there isn't any body of water nearby.
So you decide to go to a construction site of sorts and gather some tools.
Will probably be useful as weapons too.

You look around the city with your 3 zombies yet again for a construction site.
You eventually find one but it seems to be occupied by multiple larger-then-life thugs.
And they seem to be tearing down the building right now so sledgehammers abound.
Oh,Dickcheese.

Alright,how to do this one?


Health 25/30
Energy 16/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 32/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:9 Biobombs.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3


Horde:3 normals.

I was actually done typing this part but forgot to press post. Idiot points gained! Level up!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: May 04, 2012, 01:51:28 pm »
D'awww. Nobody ever said he'd murder someone to further a crappy story on the Internet before.Thanks.

You decide to bite the worms to infect them with your virus-thingiemabob.
You spit out what you assume must have been the tail and watch what happens to the worms.
After a minute or so of waiting, the worms start swelling and swelling and swelling.
By the time they are done they have gained around 8 inches in width and are glowing with some red liquid.

Remembering the pus-thing in the warehouse, you swallow a bit of vomit and carefully pick up with one of the worms.
It shortly swells up a bit more but after a short while it relaxes again.
one of the zombies picks it up however and throws it against a shelf.
It promptly explodes, melting away the entire flippin' shelf.

After taking in that you just created bio-grenades you get ideas. Wonderful,awful ideas...


Health 23/30
Energy 16/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 34/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:9 worms. FUCKIN' BIO-BOMBS
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3


Horde: Snowflake, 5 normals.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: May 03, 2012, 02:57:48 pm »
Will update tomorrow.
Had a stressful day and i'm one of those people that get sick and miserable when stressed.
French is officially the worst language ever. Created from raping Latin and a dickhole snorting poisonous maggots and using his hallucinations for the rules of the asinine piece of shit that somehow became a world language.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: May 01, 2012, 02:30:25 pm »
You start digging along with your other zombies. The soil is dry and rather hard to dig in with your bare hands.
But, after hours of digging you finally find some worms. 3 of them. You catch them and put them in your pocket for now.
Suddenly, it starts to rain. At first a simple bit of water but later on, a storm.
Helps your worm-hunt though, and you find 6 more.

You decide to go back to the warehouse as it's getting dark and you don't want to find out you can still die from hypothermia.
The trek back was short and uneventful. Everything just stays indoors during the rain.
When you arrive back at your warehouse you decide to go eating that corpse.
The other zombies join in and soon there is little left except for some muscle (The fuck that is? A game and needed thing of your body)

Now you can either go do things in the dark, or just go to sleep or some shit.



Health 22/30
Energy 14/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 35/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:9 worms.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3



Horde: Snowflake, 5 normals.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: April 30, 2012, 03:04:04 am »
Before going out you go out you decide you need clothes.
You tell snowflake to go get a worker and try to kill him in a bloodless fashion.
He looks at you with the look of confusion on his face then runs off.
You wait for about 3 hours or so. Snowflake then FINALLY returns with another worker over his shoulder.

PUT ME DOWN YOU FUCKING MONSTER! LEAVE ME BE! PLEASE!
Which he did not kill. D'oh snickerdoodles.
Snowflake throws the dock worker on the floor and holds him down,to prevent him escaping.
You decide to just do the deed yourself and wrap your hands around his throat. He struggles for a short while then goes limp.

You take his clothes off, then order snowflake to finish the deed.
Snowflake obligates and takes a good heavy stomp on his ribcage.
He dies instantly and gets some of his internal organs out through his nose.
How disgusting.Snowflake also picks up the body and throws it onto a shelf.

You go towards the outskirts of the city with the cleaner-looking few zombies in hopes of finding worms.
You end up in a rather large open field,there are some dark clouds above. Might start raining soon.
The place seems dry for now though. Now, how to find worms?


Health 18/30
Energy 20/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 24/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:Empty.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3



Horde:  3 normals.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: April 29, 2012, 01:25:06 pm »
Upon waking up you group together your zombies and speak to them that they will be split in groups for a while.
You tell the actors what they should look for. Dark places full of undesirables.
Perfect places for kids!
Anyway, they get the message and gather their groups. One brute and 8 zombies per squad.

After they left you decide to go play with worms to find something interesting.
You realize now that, seeing how everything is cemented, you would have to go out and probably expose yourself if you wish to find some worms.
You could proberbly get away with it though, your wounds are largely healed.
Hospital gown covered in blood does attract a LOT of attention though.

Best find some clothes. What now?



Health 16/30
Energy 20/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 25/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:Empty.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3


Horde: Snowflake,3 brutes, Stumpy ,Mike, 5 normals.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: April 27, 2012, 11:48:14 am »
What an optimistic way to look at things pickles. Most people get annoyed when they have to wait for updates, Especially if the updates they get are rather short.

You order the brutes to go grab somebody to eat. They return after a short while with what seems to be a worker.
His head seems to have been popped like a cherry. How lovely.
You chow down along with the children. You rushed towards the corpse at quite a fast speed.
Looks like you mutated again, wonderful!

After you finished eating the man along with the children you feel loads better.
You also notice your wounds are healing along faster too! The skin is growing back, replacing the scabs.
Presentability! Welcome back.
Now that you feel better, you decide to go do things again.

The other zombies look hungry though. Best get them something to eat.

Health 16/30
Energy 20/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 25/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:Empty.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3


Horde: Snowflake,12 brutes, 9 actors, Stumpy ,Mike, 85 normals.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: April 25, 2012, 10:26:31 am »
GAHHH, sorry for the VERY late reply. There's a lot of stuff going on right now.

You decide to stay here for a while and order the brutes to start moving the shelves as a barricade in front of the various openings of the warehouse.
They fail miserably, destroying enough of the shelves that you can't create a maze of this warehouse.
You scream in anger at them and they ,surprisingly, show fear. they move the rest of the things much more carefully.
You get yourself a barricade up you would need some heavy gear for to move quickly.

You rest for the night in this warehouse. Too much shit for one day.

Level up!

Perks to pick:
Regeneration level 3
Toughness level 2
Extra appendage.
Better eyesight.
Increased strength.
Increased speed.
Increased brute intelligence(Gives +4 to all their actions)
User-created perk(Will cost 2 perk points, will be rejected if too powerful.)
You can pick 3 perks.



Stats:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
       
Horde: Snowflake,12 brutes, 9 actors, Stumpy ,Mike, 85 normals.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: April 21, 2012, 04:25:44 pm »
You decide to take some looks around before settling down ( or moving on).
You find nothing out of the ordinary, just a single empty container.
You order the brutes to carry it into the the warehouse for some extra shelter for you and the kids.
You then look around the rather big warehouse.

It has shelves all over the place, most likely it was used to store small things.
Guessing from some old police lines you guess that it must have been a good drug-dealing marketplace as well.
Lots of hiding spots, and you can do some transactions nobody should see from just behind a shelf.
Still, without anything in the shelves it makes for some crappy hiding spots.

Settle here and start planning or move on?


Stats:
Health 10/25
Energy 18/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 17/35
Durability level 1.8
Inventory:Empty.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
       
Horde: Snowflake,12 brutes, 9 actors, Stumpy ,Mike, 85 normals.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: The diety has arrived. k.. wait Diety?
« on: April 21, 2012, 04:08:36 am »
I was honestly, Seriously thinking you were talking about the giant toad at first.
As for my suggestion on what to do with it.
!!SCIENCE!!
Trap him in a room and see if he can last longer then usual. Being a deity might make shit stronger?
Really, use it as an excuse to be as cruel as possible. Just like normal science!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: April 20, 2012, 12:24:24 am »
Stop picking the quote button pickles. it's annoying for other people.
Also, we just ran away from that place relying on Darkfly killing a bunch of hunters.
didn't really work out. Also, we have zombies, not mole-people.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: April 19, 2012, 01:04:31 pm »
You order Darkfly to try picking the runaway hunters off one by one while you and your horde look through the alleyways for sum easy targets.
You find some simple hobos along the way most of them begging for some change.
They get changed into zombies in about 5 seconds.
You don't find anything else and continue running towards someplace safe.

You don't find anything until you get to the factory district again; there you find an abandoned warehouse.
The place is large enough and full of containers which can be used as hiding places.
Darkfly did not return from his mission to kill 9 hunters who have a lot of expertise in hunting flying things.
That was a stupid move. A very very stupid move.


Stats:
Health 8/25
Energy 20/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 19/35
Durability level 1.7
Inventory:Empty.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
       
Horde: Snowflake,12 brutes, 9 actors, Darkfly, Stumpy ,Mike, 85 normals.

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