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This may have already happened. More than once. Didn't Vector have kind of a Newton fetish?I'm now imagining a world where various sciences are kept from advancing past a certain point by time-travelling assassins.One problem.
I really like this setting.
You cannot defeat Isaac Newton without first mastering basic maths and physics.
By the time you can defeat him, travel back in time and kill him - thus trapping you in that era,
You become him.
oh? ass maths?
that sounds fun!
I can fit 16.4 calculators up my ass.
Scientific calculators.
But how many are accessible for use in ass-math calculations?
Two words: Muscular contractions.
Oh yes.
Am I the only one playing a lizard in skyrim?Yes. Cold blood does not fit in cold climates
oh? ass maths?
that sounds fun!
I can fit 16.4 calculators up my ass.
Scientific calculators.
"You can't make me socialize, you damned dirty apes!"
Ah, memories. How I don't miss thee, secondary education. Of course I still have to deal with the annoyance of the university treating the honors program as a social club instead of a way for people to get out of the banal university studies requirements.
Our honors program just makes you go to seminars that, dare I say, are generally pretty damn interesting on top of requiring a few honors courses that, once again, are generally pretty damn interesting. Also, they give you honors requirements to replace the university ones. Reading and writing of fiction and poetry and rhetoric to replace the two required English courses, and some other pretty neat replacements.
Yeah, it's the same deal for me. All of the basic requirements are replaced with honors seminars (which essentially amounts to having professors who only treat you like ignorant piles of shit if you disagree with them, rather than because you exist). Eh. Maybe I'm just being snarky about it because I've got a headache from dealing with the arcane rituals associated with the Registrar's office.
"You can't make me socialize, you damned dirty apes!"
Ah, memories. How I don't miss thee, secondary education. Of course I still have to deal with the annoyance of the university treating the honors program as a social club instead of a way for people to get out of the banal university studies requirements.
I'm an Imperial, too. I just like money and swords, though.Even if you're a Bosmer.That's okay, everyone's a Nord in Skyrim.I apparently agree with Misko. I must have taken a HUUUGE hit to SAN recently.Nah, you're just getting in touch with your inner Scandinavian.
... My ancestry is german and French-English, as well as a bit of Native American. Not Northern European.
... But I'm an Imperial in Skyrim. My friend actually made fun of me for it. "You're an Imperial? In the homeland of the Nords?"
Yes, dammit. EVERYONE here is a nord, that would be highly unoriginal of me. I decided to be an Imperial because I like being the Imperialistic Evil Empire.
in 8 years we'll probably be inaugurating President Camacho
Uh, most people don't grab your butt if they're not interested in you at all. Just sayin'.* Hanslanda returns high five.
And yeah, she almost certainly isn't interested in me like that. But still, this is the most female attention I've had in years.
