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Other Games / Re: How did you last die?
« on: December 08, 2017, 05:17:22 pm »
While gathering up bits of parts and exploring space I came across an abandoned arcade.  It had one game in it.  I played it and was transported to a world of Fish and air hockey.

I want back in time to meet a squidheaded shrine maiden fish girl.  Clearly it's one of the harem games.  After sneaking up on her, criticizing her art and teaching her a song about a bear with a house foreclosed, I was sent back to present day.   Clearly I failed since I didn't get to do anything involving fishy naughty bits.

Beautiful Attempt! Sakura Shrine Maiden Hearts+
Starbound

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Just going to throw in my obligatory 'two party system is killing the United States' thing here as my 2 copper plated zinc disk response to the current debate.

Sure. What voting system do you want to push to replace FPTP with? Because the two-party system is a direct consequence of first-past-the-post voting.

I'm a fan of the alternative vote myself from everything I've learned about other voting systems.  Or, and I'm probably being overly idealistic here, but since almost nobody seems really happy with democrats or republicans, all the people who wouldn't be satisfied with either one could simply grow a pair and vote 3rd party. Since we seem to have the party line voters outnumbered at least 5 to 1.

If trump wasn't the ONLY republican option on the ballot that didn't require a write in, and Sanders was even ON the ballot because only two choices are allowed in our two party biased system, I don't think we'd have orange slice in office right now.  Trump is in office because the choice was Trump OR Clinton.  The way it's set up currently they don't want people to even know you can choose anyone else.   How many of those big republicans were famously against trump during his campaign but still voted for him because the only alternative was a democrat?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: December 06, 2017, 03:53:39 pm »
A vile force of darkness has arrived!

...and immediately left.  Ok then.

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Just going to throw in my obligatory 'two party system is killing the United States' thing here as my 2 copper plated zinc disk response to the current debate.

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Life Advice / Re: The Generic Computer Advice Thread
« on: December 06, 2017, 03:31:23 pm »
If you have the means to, try to connect to another wifi, even just an unsecured one for testing purposes and see if it can get out.  If it does you may need to clear the network name out of your settings and reconnect fresh(reinstalling the driver should have done that, but a good Idea to double check anyway).  If that still does not work I'd check to see if the router had a reserved IP for your computer's MAC address and clear it out to give the whole thing another shot at connecting fresh. (or if the reserved IP can't be changed for some reason, make sure your computer is set to use that IP and not another one)

Another possibility, is to see if your wifi adapter is some kind of Atheros.  For some reason, at least around 1 year ago when I worked for comcast tech support, we got a memo from research about Atheros drivers that stop working with your symptoms under windows 10 after updates.  If that ends up being the case you might want to try to see if you can update the driver.

Unfortunately if that is the case, that's all the info I know.  That problem was always out of our scope to fix, and the higher ups were rightfully afraid of giving us too much info on the causes of out of scope problems because they were worried we would spend too much time trying to fix it instead of focusing on the routers like we were supposed to.

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Other Games / Re: How did you last die?
« on: December 06, 2017, 05:19:02 am »
Found a unique weapon and liked it so much I didn't have any other weapons on my bar.   I was exploring the bottom of an ocean planet looking for a fishman city.  Thanks to either being an argonian with frakin races installed or an epp, I didn't have to worry about air so I was just kinda holding left while watching tv and occasionally jumping.

I didn't know hostile fish were even a thing.  But I hear the damage noise and switch to my weapon to fight the hostile sushi, and discover there is a distinct disadvantage to a flamethrower as a sole weapon.  I died while  hastily trying to find another weapon in my inventory.

Modded Starbound

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DF Modding / Re: Centaur anatomy
« on: December 05, 2017, 04:18:02 am »
Though I'm pretty sure this thread departed from actual DF rules somewhere around the last third of page 1.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: December 02, 2017, 05:27:23 am »
We're having flooding in my area. Some dipshit tried to drive his Maserati through floodwaters. More dollars than sense. How dumb do people have to be? Everyone in the state received a text message from the State Emergency Service, with the hilarious number of 0444 444 444 saying there would be major flooding, and that CARS CAN FLOAT IN 15CM OF WATER, DO NOT DRIVE THROUGH FLOODWATERS, DO NOT PLAY IN FLOOD WATERS.

People are fuckwits.

Back immediately after the last hurricane I overheard some moron in the store talking about how he's going to go looking around in some of the flooded areas.  And said that his truck won't get stuck if he drives through the water fast enough that he'll drift to the other side of any deep spots.  Ignoring everything wrong with that logic, it astounds me that he didn't realise that the wake from cars driving through flood zones even at low speeds causes waves that greatly increases the amount of water damage homeowners have to recover from.   Some asshole driving as fast as he can manage makes huge waves.  The water damage does not end at the height the flood waters stopped, the water damage ends at the height all the assholes driving through waves stopped.

Wish whatever neighborhood he was checking out got his ass on camera and was able to sue him for additional damage if he actually did blast through full tilt.

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DF Modding / Re: Centaur anatomy
« on: December 01, 2017, 04:25:56 am »
Thinking about that bit, I didn't major in anatomy (though I really wish I did, I find that far more interesting than computers these days) would multiple hearts and/or sets of lungs be able to properly function together in a larger animal?  A human brain and torso added onto about 90% of a horse may be too much for a horse's organs to handle properly as well.  I know smaller critters can rock multiple hearts, but how feasible would it be for a large centaur to have two (non redundant) sets of vital organs that just work together to supply the whole animal?  I'd think timing might be a problem when you get to creatures large enough to have nerve signal delays measured above microseconds.

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Other Games / Re: Stellaris: Paradox Interactive IN SPACE
« on: November 30, 2017, 08:49:43 pm »
I like the disengage mechanic so far.  I assume that they are not going to be sitting there doing a timeout and are going to be actually disengaging, attempting to get out of range of any enemy weapons as quickly as possible.  I'm pretty sure there is a modded in computer upgrade that does that, the ship simply tries to physically disengage changing it's AI to evasive, it simply attempts to move out of range of enemy ships and maintain that distance while hopefully other ships in the fleet fight.

You don't need a new fleet for that, just the same as you can have ships that are set to bombard from range and ships that swarm in the same fleet.  When the ships hit 50% and decide to bug out they simply change their AI engage distance to some reasonably high number, and the ship will just turn around and attempt to physically get away, it can still get shot while backing off, and depending on the range of your enemy's weapons, may not be able to escape. It's as simple as just changing the ship's AI mid combat which I think mods can already do.  If all ships remaining in combat are all in disengage AI it simply triggers emergency warp for you.  Do I know paradox is going to do it that way? No.  But it seems reasonable, and seemingly not beyond even current modding capability.

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Upping fire speed against larger groups, seems a little silly.  Maybe as a admiral trait it could work with the explanation they gave, but it does not make sense baseline, sure there may be more targets to shoot at, but there would be more targets in a bigger more even engagement as well, yet there is no benefit there.  An argument could be made for friendly fire, but then why is there no fire rate increase for the start of the battle when everybody is still in formation and firing anywhere vaguely straight ahead is going to hit an enemy?  The fire rate would make for 1 or 2 extra hits, that are likely just going to hit shields, or be cleared with autorepair traits or tech, which seems entirely too easy to get.

You'd better simulate this with a chance of a missed shot hitting another member of large enemy fleets than a fire rate increase.  Same almost nonexistent handicap advantage, better explanation.  Or hell just make all missed shots when in combat have a chance of hitting any ship within a cone around the the target.  Larger fleets will still be disadvantaged, since they have more ships and a better chance of being in that cone, and it gives a point to swarm AI because you can make fast evasive ships charge the enemy formation in hopes of making them hit eachother as they try to hit the evasive little fleas.

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DF Modding / Re: Centaur anatomy
« on: November 30, 2017, 08:18:56 pm »
Sounds like a reasonable argument to put the vast majority of the organs in the horse body to balance out the weight and leave the humanoid torso mostly empty to me.  Though that weight probably wouldn't make up enough of the difference alone since you'd still need a significant amount of structural bone and functional muscle mass in the humanoid torso.  Perhaps if the humanoid part's center of mass was behind the front legs? 

EDIT: Or what Hugo said.  Welcome to Dwarf Fortress, where people debate the feasibility of centaur anatomy. 

EDIT2: A quadruped is inherently more stable than a biped and that may make enough difference.  The front of a car is typically much heavier than the back of a car after all, and as long as that weight is somewhere between all the wheels it does not tip over without some outside force acting upon it.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: November 29, 2017, 11:21:22 pm »
We have a temporary assistant manager at the store.  Our store is typically lax on coupon rules and stuff like that, with a 'if the system accepts it, we accept it' mentality, and we have a number of loyal repeat customers because of that.  The temp manager, despite that she is only going to be here a total of 2 weeks, wants to change that.  And is on a one woman crusade to do so.

3 days ago I was ringing one of those regulars up, using multiple cupons.  They were duplicate coupons, but the system accepts multiple, they were not photocopies, and they were below the cutoff limit, which this customer admittedly knows exactly where that cutoff is. Essentially this customer knows all or our rules we follow at that location. The temp manager sees me ringing them up and demands I stop, tells the customer to her face that she's no better than a shoplifter (with a long line so plenty to hear it), and then after the line is made more manageable(which took some time since the whole order had to be voided one item at a time), calls me in to the office and immediately gives me a first-and-final warning writeup for assisting in theft of product.

Today I find out that that writeup was tossed out, and that she acted out of line.  However I still have 3 new 'not satisfied' linked to that event on my cashier survey results complaining about it.  2 of them sympathize with me in the comments, but only the 'not satisfied' actually matters.  WTF how is it right an outburst by a manager, a temporary one at that, ends up counting against MY numbers?

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: November 28, 2017, 05:01:33 pm »
it reaches someone who will.
Not going to buy it, but yea it almost just did exactly what you described there with me.  What with it still being cheaper than a real security system (and arguably just as effective) but looks enough like one to be a deterrent.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: November 28, 2017, 04:29:27 pm »
Hell, I don't have any kids, but that sure looks like a relatively cheap thing to go with my fake security system sign on the window.  Even a burglar who is pretty confident the sign is fake may think twice if he sees what looks like real security system cameras and motion sensors on the ceiling when scouting the place.


My WTF: Tried to sign up at healthcare.gov again and yet again they didn't think I existed.  This time I did get someone on the phone who was able to force it through for me (not sure if I should consider that a good or bad thing that they can do that over the phone with no physical documentation), but wtf healthcare.gov.  It's not like I'm off the grid.  I have a driver's license, I pay taxes every year, I am a native citizen, I don't move around a lot, I just don't have credit because I don't like owing money.  Yet you can't prove I am a real person?

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Other Games / Re: How did you last die?
« on: November 28, 2017, 03:18:19 am »
A friend bought me a fighting game.  Street fighter 5.  I played it with them for awhile and I seemed to have the basics.   I figured since I was apparently beastly according to some old guildies and a few bay 12ers back in my Scarlet Weather Rhapsody days and they are both side view fighting games, what's the harm in some random online?  Sure they are different games but at least some translates.

It did not translate.  At all.  People were doing shit I didn't even know was possible.  There was one match where I didn't even land a hit.  Not one.

Street Fighter 5


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