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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: August 27, 2014, 08:55:26 am »
Anyway, I have to make an appointment with a surgeon, who will probably hit me with KO gas and steal my teeth. Hopefully only the bad ones.

Keep an eye out for suspicious craigslist ads just to be safe.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: August 27, 2014, 08:48:07 am »
Actually make up words. Entirely made up concepts, and just go with it until he twigs that it's bullshit.

EDIT: See this convenient example.

Hey hey, crexen based Halen particles are serious business. They can cause headaches you know.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: August 27, 2014, 06:59:50 am »
I'm just sitting here at night, kinda tired and they only thing running through my head is various Super Mario 64 sounds. Mainly some background music, various bits of Mario's voice and the sound of a lot of coins being collected.

That is obviously a sign that you need to do shrooms, jump on the heads of small creatures and climb flag poles.

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Person A makes product, A has sex with journalist B, B writes good review of product.

How people can not see that this is troubling and undermines the credibility of the publication the journalist works for is beyond me. I don't give a toss about anything surrounding this. Everything else is superfluous. The above series of events is the only thing I care about in this whole mess and the people defending that behaviour is the very reason games journalism is not respected as real journalism.

Just imagine a reporter at cnn having sex with the boss of some start up company and then proceeding to write fluff pieces for that company, the backlash against cnn would be immense but here for some reason the opposite is true. It doesn't even matter if the product is bloody amazing, the journalistic piece will still be tainted and should have been written by another person.

Those are my two cents and all I will say on this issue. There is a reason I don't follow "games journalism".

EDIT: I also don't see how. "Other corrupt behaviour occurs so this is not that important." Is a valid defense. If anything, that is FURTHER damnation. And don't forget, journalists DO get called out on undue corporate influences. Doritogate and the person from giant bomb who got fired are examples. What is 'shocking' is that people somehow think that just because you are an indie dev you get a free pass and can obviously not be as bad as the big companies. Big companies are also made of people, and all people have the potential to do fucking terrible things. Indie or not.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: August 27, 2014, 04:45:20 am »
That looks vaguely... holocaust...y.

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General Discussion / Re: ♪ The Great Music Thread ♫
« on: August 26, 2014, 11:46:34 pm »
I can't get over the fact that Let it go tries to rhyme 'go' with 'more'. I just wince every time that part starts.

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General Discussion / Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« on: August 26, 2014, 04:16:29 pm »
Regarding the poll, I would vote for independence, if only because it would cause european maps to become outdated MUAHAHHA.

On a side note, soon it's election time here in the frozen north. Going to stubbornly keep voting Piratpartiet for parliament, still as amazed that even though Snowden happened none of the main parties touches it in any serious manner. Even better there is a candidate that has professed as being a republican in favour of getting rid of the knug. For the local elections it will probably be FI! if they put up a decent candidate.

Also incredibly scared of the racists in racists clothing gaining more influence in the parliament... saddens me...

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General Discussion / Re: ♪ The Great Music Thread ♫
« on: August 26, 2014, 04:06:53 pm »
More amethystium, I can't stop listening.
Amethystium - Avalon

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Back from my cabin. Sauna, fishing and grilling erry day. Was good. Now only a week until uni starts again.

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Other Games / Re: How did you last die?
« on: August 18, 2014, 12:39:36 pm »
This sounds really fun.

It is, I have been playing it pretty much all day.

To stay on topic, last death was being run over by a car as I was hiding in a bush, apparently he had seen me before I took cover :p

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Started replaying KotoR again for nostalgias sake and was quickly reminded... how.... much... I.... HATE... PAZAAK!
Huh. I'm pretty good a Pazaak. It's just Blackjack with some extra cards.

Except it is slow (as in the implementation is slow), has ultra annoying sound effects, is way too random and every match is against Urist McCheatsAtCardGames. Grrr.

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Other Games / Re: Can anybody recommend me a survival game?
« on: August 18, 2014, 08:53:37 am »
On a serious note I'd like to recommend Unreal World. Doesn't get much more survival...y.

EDIT: Damn you ninja!

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Other Games / Re: Can anybody recommend me a survival game?
« on: August 18, 2014, 08:41:44 am »
Put a map on your wall, if you have none, buy one or use google maps.

Get a bowie knife, now this step is important, it has to be a bowie knife. Throw it at the map. Whatever it sticks to is your destination.

Buy as many eggs as you can, eat them, the number of eggs you manage to eat is the amount of days you have to get to your destination and how long you must stay there before returning home.

Strip naked, take the bowie knife. Survive.

...

Oh, you meant computer games didn't you? Damn.

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Other Games / Re: How did you last die?
« on: August 18, 2014, 06:35:58 am »
My first time playing Battle Royale (mod for ARMA 3), a short story:

Why the hell had I been chosen for this? I was just a [insert menial labour here] assistant, and now I was to engage in a free for all deathmatch with 31 other people. Only... one... survivor... I had never shot a gun before, hell, we were not even issued guns, the thought was that we would all have to scavenge for them as we made landfall on the small island off the coast.
Find a gun, kill everyone else, survive and you are free.

That was the plan anyways.

I started to sweat and could hear my own heartbeat as I looked over my fellow "chosen ones" in the aircraft carrying us to our destination. Some of them looked as scared as me, others bobbed their heads up and down rhytmically as one person performed a perfect rendition of Darude - Sandstorm using only his mouth. I assume he was a professional beat boxer before this.

All of a sudden, we were thrown out of the plane, if you were lucky you had looked up how a parachute worked before this. Two people were not so lucky and painted the farmlands below with their bloodied corpses. I pulled my string early, thinking I would get as far away from everyone else as possible, maybe find a nice shack to hole up in until everyone had killed everyone else and I would win by default.
The air tugged at my clothes as I slowly descended on the far corner of the island, aiming for a deserted farmhouse.

Closing in on the ground I tried to steer the parachute to land in the 'courtyard' of the farmhouse, but I misjudged the turning speed and hit the roof instead, stumbling from the forwards momentum I immediately fell off the edge and broke my neck.

3 down, 29 to go.

Looking for a new server.

EDIT: Heh, I thought I was about to cheese myself to victory in my fourth game. I managed to get to a care package dropped from an airplane. I found a rebreather. I proceeded to spend the rest of my time under the sea, singing the song associated with that.
The plan would have worked too, if not for you meddling kids if I had rememberd that the blue zone will shrink every few minutes and moved towards the center. Instead I was happy sitting on the seabed singing like a crab which meant that went the circle shrank I didn't have time to swim there :p I am fucking loving this mod.

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Started replaying KotoR again for nostalgias sake and was quickly reminded... how.... much... I.... HATE... PAZAAK!

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