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Quote from: BigD145 on September 16, 2012, 02:16:23 pm

More vaporware that won't pan out as promised. This is a theme.

He really should have named his company Vaporware... it really fits the theme.

I think "Mojang" is really Swedish for "gadget that may or may not exist". It can't properly be translated into English, as one of those untranslatable concepts, so it's just given as "gadget".

5/10

I've only ever seen you on the black forums, never on Off Topic.

I haven't been following this very closely, but is there room to suggest another character?



Name: Ghost
Class Type: Capitalist
+1 Economic Knowledge
+1 Strength
+2 Anger
Cans.wav: When Ghost uses this ability, he channels his innate rage into a powerful strike upon a pile of beer cans. The flying cans can injure any enemies they strike. Three turn cooldown.
Heart Trouble: If Ghost is particularly angry, his heart begins to falter, and his physical attributes are decreased.
Equipment:
Hambone - A cured whole ham, with the bone in the middle.
Strap-On - To be used solely as a simple club-like weapon, pervert.
Pearl Gun - It shoots pearls here! Woo!

Description: A self-described capitalist, host of True Capitalist Radio.

By the way, I'd like a simple change: characters with high strength should be able to threaten with pure musculature, so my martial artists won't need no fancy weapons.

9/10

You've become quite notorious in my book solely for our discussion of your avatar.

Then I rate you with 2.5/10 Metric Toadies, which is equivalent to ~6/10 Imperial Toadies

Huh. Do you mean this one?




6/10, by the way.

Oh, so it's Warhammer 40k. God, I don't understand peoples' obsessions with that. Anyway, avoiding comment war...

8/10 now.