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Curses / Re: Conservative Crime Squad, Take 3
« on: September 06, 2011, 04:31:05 pm »
Seeing as your C+ points seem relatively tame, a revised list:
An Unborn child is given full rights as a citizen.
Reverse discrimitation is illegal, ensuring freedom for all Americans.
Education and enforcement have eliminated drug trafficking and abuse.
Free speech is religiously protected.
The flag is protected against all types of desecration.
Taxes are low, flat, and without special interest breaks.
The government provides free weapons for people who can't protect their family otherwise.
Corporations are generously subsidized for helping the economy.
Corporations are no longer controlled by communist unions.
Police are guaranteed total power to stop crimes.
Polygamy, bestiality, and homosexuality are completely outlawed.
Murderers, rapists, and terrorists are guaranteed death for their sins.
Only military and lawmaking organizations are still government-run.
The powercompanies are generously rewarded for supporting the economy.
The United States military is capable of crushing any foreign power.
All non-communist nations are actively engaged in trade with America.
The United States uses international organizations solely to enforce its righteous agenda.
An Unborn child is given full rights as a citizen.
Reverse discrimitation is illegal, ensuring freedom for all Americans.
Education and enforcement have eliminated drug trafficking and abuse.
Free speech is religiously protected.
The flag is protected against all types of desecration.
Taxes are low, flat, and without special interest breaks.
The government provides free weapons for people who can't protect their family otherwise.
Corporations are generously subsidized for helping the economy.
Corporations are no longer controlled by communist unions.
Police are guaranteed total power to stop crimes.
Polygamy, bestiality, and homosexuality are completely outlawed.
Murderers, rapists, and terrorists are guaranteed death for their sins.
Only military and lawmaking organizations are still government-run.
The powercompanies are generously rewarded for supporting the economy.
The United States military is capable of crushing any foreign power.
All non-communist nations are actively engaged in trade with America.
The United States uses international organizations solely to enforce its righteous agenda.