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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« on: July 08, 2013, 08:57:27 pm »
"I am a human"
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« on: July 08, 2013, 08:55:31 pm »
"I wish I was"
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« on: July 08, 2013, 08:53:43 pm »
"It is a game"
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[I'm typing the suggestions into Cleverbot for this one.]
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« on: July 08, 2013, 08:48:02 pm »
NEXT
"hello"
"hello"
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« on: July 08, 2013, 08:37:01 pm »"No, I taste like lemonade."
"*even more creepily* Lemons taste like gasoline...I LOVE TO DRINK GASOLINE. MOM? GO AWAY! I'm messing with tech support! But I don't want to clean my room! *cries*
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« on: July 08, 2013, 08:28:43 pm »Ah, I see. I'm afraid I'll have to tell you that you have deathitis. You're going to die.
"you are going to die faaaar before I do friend......................I sitting on my toilet right now.........my pee is orange.........it tastes like orange juice...........................*creeplily* do you taste like orange juice too?"
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« on: July 08, 2013, 08:07:25 pm »Bill credit card number 666 666 666 for the virus.
"I SEE PURPLE. I SEE F*CKING PURPLE"
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« on: July 08, 2013, 08:02:55 pm »"Sir, I believe you want Hatvirus Memetic Edition. It buys every expensive cosplay hat it can find."
"WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT............Hlksjdhflkjhsdflakhdlkfjhasjh. I AM NOT A MORON. SHUT UP! you're an apple. and stupid stupid stupid. 666 666 666 I AM SLENDER I WANTS TO EATS YOUR CHILDRENS.............I AM TOO DAMN HIGH."
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« on: July 08, 2013, 07:57:40 pm »"[intelligible gibberish vaguely resembling fake Japanese]"
"monkey STD banana burp hat perverted platypus eating pineapple funeral of lying cakes barrel rolls and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious wizards casting flatulence on Harry Potter while listening to ticking noise of SHUT UP! They're ALLL WANTING MY PRECIOUS!!! MY PRECIOUS ONION RINGS."
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« on: July 08, 2013, 07:48:34 pm »"Check the Recycle Bin. There should be an icon for the internet you deleted. Right-click it and hit Restore. Your internet should be back.
"If that fails, check the Start menu--you probably just deleted the shortcut, anyways."
"*cough* thanks *normal laughter trailing into maniacal laughter"
NEXT
"[unintelligible gibberish]"
Also, new computer update
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
---Current publicity level, because of virus
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« on: July 08, 2013, 05:17:30 pm »"Try a friends computer sir."
"I don't have any friends because of how unlikable I am. That is why I am sick. I was poisoned because of how unlikable I am."
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« on: July 08, 2013, 04:36:23 pm »"You will need to bye a new computer. Sorry sir."
I don't have time. I die in one hour. I'm looking to watch some Nerd3 before I die.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« on: July 08, 2013, 04:21:30 pm »
"I'm dying, but more importantly, I deleted my internet. How do I fix *cough* it."
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« on: July 08, 2013, 04:12:14 pm »
"I will by Roman II Roman II is the best computer ever."
NEXT
"*Cough*.......*Cough* *sneeze*"
---Current Publicity View
NEXT
"*Cough*.......*Cough* *sneeze*"
---Current Publicity View
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« on: July 08, 2013, 03:43:07 pm »
"I know your number like my own name, this is Kim's house, who are you?